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Seth D. Michaels

@sethdmichaels.bsky.social
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Bert of the Intellect, Ernie of the Will DC based, comms at @ucs.org (all opinions mine), @emtrap.bsky.social enthusiast, ambivalently Online, generally polite, still People Magazine's Seth D-est Man Alive. please don't argue in my notifications

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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 6h
I do enjoy a moment on the timeline when you just get five posts about the same game and get to experience the range of human emotion
screenshot of posts in quick succession from 5 different accounts with 5 different emotional reactions to something Dodgers pitcher Shohei Otani did
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it’s here and it’s beautiful! congratulations @josie.zone
a copy of Josephine Riesman’s “The Last Temptation of Beck,” with a pink portrait of the titular musician on the cover
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the Vet Visit Disliker
a tuxedo cat in a blue carrier in a vet office. The door of the carrier is open and the cat is meowing.
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is my rough list, though I could make a decent one if you told me I couldn’t use any of these. 30 Rock, The Americans and TP:TR are the easiest calls.
from NYT Best TV shows feature, my top ten: 

THE 100 BEST TV SHOWS OF THE 21st CENTURY
My Top Shows
The Americans
30 Rock
I Think You Should Leave
The Wire
Twin Peaks: The Return
Taskmaster
Better Call Saul
Bob's Burgers
Friday Night Lights
Andor
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bluesky / Twitter
Jonah Hill and Michael Cera as the hapless protagonists of 2007’s SUPERBADMichael Pitt and Brady Corbet as the sociopathic killers in 2007’s FUNNY GAMES
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wash Post screenshot: 

spent 24/7 thinking about it, waking up at three in the morning thinking, 'Am I doing the right thing?' ... And I know I did."
At the heart of the book is a split screen: For many Americans, Musk's project was a callous showcase of bending government to a billionaire's will, associated with tens of thousands of federal layoffs, reams of lawsuits, an AI-enabled effort to kill off wasteful contracts, and the gutting of the U.S.
Agency for International Development.
But Hassen's memoir enters a different vision into the historical record: He portrays a period marked by a clash in worldviews, in which hardcore capitalists are granted unprecedented power to change a system that they argue operates under completely different incentives, logic and norms.screenshot of Pam from the office saying “They’re the same picture.”
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
fun event for @dcabortionfund.bsky.social today!
a sticker that says “pro choice pro carbs” A table covered in baked goods
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this damn thing, absolutely
the cover of the book “BAAA,” by David Macaulay, featuring a sheep on two legs, dressed like a small human child
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Everybody’s talking about this shocking Sankey diagram
a “Sankey diagram,” a graphical display of information, in which there are inputs on one side and outputs on the other. The diagram is labeled “Transportation Funding Flows from Public and Private Interests to Auto and Oil Industries.” Of money spent by consumers on vehicles, fuel, and maintenance, and various sources of government funding, a large share ends up in the aforementioned industry.
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Futurama screenshot: a robot is smoking a cigar underwater while a human and a lobster-creature look on. The human says “that just raises further questions!”
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
T. Nehls: It’s the Name You Know!
screenshot from the 1992 Eddie Murphy movie “The Distinguished Gentleman,” with Eddie Murphy saying “tomorrow, vote Jeff Johnson, the name you know.”
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
sincerely:
a black-and-white picture of Martin Scorsese holding his hands up, with "absolute cinema" as a caption
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
cool new present for myself, a @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social original:
a copy of the graphic novel “Real Hero Shit: Harder Than It Looks” by Kendra Wells, with a red and black cover and four pictures of the main characters
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
screenshot from 1988’s “Earth Girls Are Easy”: two humans (Geena Davis and Julie Brown) flank three furry humanoid aliens
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
whenever I do one of these quizzes it reminds me just how often I say words in an uncharacteristic way as a bit and I have to really think to remember how I say them na-chu-rah-lee. mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
a map of the US created by a “dialect quiz.” It (accurately) shows I’m most like to have grown up in the PA/DE/NJ area of the mid-Atlantic region
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
look, we all know from a previous HBO project that the highest number is 24
the cast of Mr. Show in the “24 Is the Highest Number” sketch
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
same energy
Sharon Stone and Robert DeNiro in a scene from “Casino,” where the two of them are cuddling in bed and looking at an enormous amount of gold jewelry
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
an image of the "AVENGERS: Doomsday" logo with Dr. Doom emerging from dark green clouds, except the text says "NO DIGGITY: I Like the Way You Work It"
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"that's it! where you gonna go from there?"
the cast of Mr. Show in the "24 is the highest number" sketch
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
welcome to bluesky. please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express:
the back cover of Pink Floyd's album "Meddle," featuring four black-and-white photos of the guys who look like they've done a LOT of drugs
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
ah, mine's almost the same! davesredistricting.org/maps#viewmap...
a hypothetical map showing a Democratic-leaning Jacksonville-based congressional district
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
now that, my friend, is a shared moment
Jason Lee in “Chasing Amy” saying “that, my friend, is a shared moment” and holding up two fingers to place them alongside each other
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
whenever I open the fridge these guys pop up like Clippy. “Hi! It looks like you’re making a sandwich! Would you like some help with that?”
a tuxedo cat and a small yellow chihuahua-style dog sit on the kitchen floor looking up at the camera. The dog’s tongue is out
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Dave thinks that’s every day
A tuxedo cat sitting in “tugboat pose” with all his legs beneath him
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
it was created before his win, but: David Crowley belongs in this lineup
the Norman Rockwell "Freedom of Speech" painting showing a man standing up to speak at a public meeting
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
a small yellow chihuahua mix and a medium sized tuxedo cat, sitting close to each other but not quite adjacent at the end of a couch. The dog is in a little bed and the cat is on a green blanket and a green throw pillow. There’s a giant Lambchop toy on the couch too.
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
also appreciate this description of Odysseus, in language that is almost word for word accurate about another many-turning character portrayed by Matt Damon, Tom Ripley:
screenshot: 

In the original Odyssey, Odysseus is a charismatic, loquacious, amoral, cunning scoundrel. He unabashedly lies, cheats, steals, manipulates, puts people who trust him in harm's way, and outright murders to get what he wants, and he's clever enough that he usually gets away with it.
He is constantly inventing elaborate fake identities and backstories for himself. He is also arrogant, bordering on narcissistic.
His vengeance, although it is slow and carefully planned, is also terrible and implacable, and he will not stop until he utterly destroys all those who have wronged him.
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
he’s a good boy and deserves better!! (he’s wearing a shirt here because he WILL detach the sensor within minutes if it isn’t protected, which, apparently, doesn’t matter anyway, since he maybe dislodged it already)
a little black-and-white cat wearing a green veterinary surgical shirt and resting curled up on a white foam cushion
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
status for the next week, yell at me if you catch me too Online
the beach! my feet in black Teva sandals, with the Atlantic Ocean lapping up onto them
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
www.nytimes.com/2026/07/24/b...
screenshot of NYT article: 

Months later, in court filings, federal officials indicated there was little else that had informed the final decision about which grants to cancel.
"With one exception, a lawyer for the Energy Department conceded in a court filing this month, "the 284 terminated grants had a recipient location and/or at least one place of performance in a state that awarded its electoral votes to Kamala Harris in the 2024 election and has two Democratic-caucusing Senators."
The lawyer acknowledged that none of the grants were included in the October terminations "based on any
programmatic, statutory, cost-reduction, or performance-based factor."
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
it's this but in dead earnest
Onion headline: "Geologists Recommend Eating at Least One Small Rock Per Day"
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
oner of those meme-ified images where a character has a speech bubble indicating they're the one saying whatever text is below them. in this case it's Giancarlo Esposito as underground journalist "Bugs" Raplin in 1992's BOB ROBERTS
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
pausa de hidratación
screen shot from “I Think You Should Leave” of Tim Robinson drinking from a water bottle
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
(never actually read it beyond the back-cover blurbs but the cover art of this one that was on my dad’s shelf growing up has stuck with me)
A cover of the 1970s dystopian novel “The Sheep Look Up,” featuring three humanoids wearing gas masks and curving ram horns
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
slander? That’s a paddlin’
Simpsons screenshot: Jasper, a bearded elderly man, is holding a large paddle and scowling
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Simpsons screenshot: mobster Fat Tony is menacing Hans Moleman and saying “this is a pretzel town, pretty boy.”
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
when your supervisor sends you an email that just says “see me”
a tuxedo cat laying on a bed with his front paws gently folded. He’s looking right at the camera with a serious expression.
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
this method of trying to nail it down hasn’t worked yet
screenshot of the search screen of the Spotify app, showing several search results for punk and post-punk bands 

What do you want to listen to?


Recent searches


Television
Artist


Magazine • Artist


Minutemen *
Artist
X

Pere Ubu *
Artist
X

Gang Of Four *
Artist


The Fall *
Artist
X

Joy Division *
Artist


Mission Of Burma *
Artist


Wire *
Artist
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
likewise,
a small chihuahua type dog in a dog bed on a couch surrounded by green pillows
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
the fact that Kelsey Grammer is in the terrible right wing Young Washington movie and gives a direct to camera address at the end is definitely giving
fake poster from 30 Rock:

TONIGHT ONLY
IN STUDIO 6H
KELSEY GRAMMER
IS
ABRAHAM LINCOLN
FREE SHOW!
MANDATORY!
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
excellent point from @blmdc.bsky.social on Instagram:
Screenshot of Instagram post: 

blacklivesmatterdc

JULY 4TH
Flyovers in D.C.
Authoritarianism isn't just about tanks and troops-it's about normalizing state power.
Military flyovers and displays of force can make militarization feel ordinary, especially when paired with expanded policing, surveillance, and efforts to suppress dissent. Fascism grows by making extraordinary state power seem normal.
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
where I’m spending this hot holiday weekend
a screenshot of the NYT spelling bee game, featuring the non-existent word “INDOORLAND”
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
inside of you are two wolves
Brittany Murphy as a free-spirited, chaotic adult and Dakota Fanning as a buttoned-down, controlled child, sitting on the subway in a scene from UPTOWN GIRLS (2003).
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i have HVAC guys replacing my whole system today and it's very loud in the basement and i can only think of this sketch
two men in home-maintenance gear - gloves, goggles, beige work shirts - are jumping on a couch in a scene from an "I Think You Should Leave" sketch
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
$2.5 billion dollars in payouts to *not* generate renewable energy! www.nytimes.com/2026/06/29/c...
NYT screenshot: 

The government plans to reimburse Duke Energy $129 million, slightly less than the amount that the utility paid for the lease under the Biden administration. Duke Energy would then reinvest that money in other sources of energy favored by the Trump administration, which could include new nuclear and natural gas projects, according to the utility.
NYT screenshot: 

The latest deal with Duke Energy means the government has so far committed to spend more than $2.5 billion to get companies to terminate their offshore
wind leases.
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
totally not the point but also…huh
…whose six migrant attackers were released without punishment because the Judge, Reinhold, considered them to be victims due to their difficulties integrating into…
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I wanted a chicken…and for my sins…they gave me one
Gonzo the muppet standing with a chicken
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
you don’t talk to the Cookie, man. You listen to him. He’s a warrior poet…he’s expanded my mind, man. he’ll grab you and throw you in a corner and say, “did you know Cookie starts with C?” he’s a great man and I’m a little, little frog
Kermit the Frog dressed as a reporter, with fedora, trenchcoat and big microphone
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Matthew McConaughey in “True Detective,” interrogating a woman who is complicit in terrible crimes
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