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Helen

@seryndippyt.bsky.social
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Semi-feral neurodivergent yarn goblin on wheels. Unapologetically British English speaking. Current projects are as unknowable as the deepest sky.

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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I agreed to demo tablet weaving at a public venue on Saturday. Slight catch - never done tablet weaving before! Whoops. So far I’ve had actual stand up fights with both the warping pegs and the loom, and also threaded the entire warp upside down somehow…
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Excited So Much Fun
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Aggravating when you go to all of that trouble and it’s already out of date ‘cause Widows Bay exists.
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well I just learned the hard way not to search “fat bear”.
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Petition that needs a few more signatures, making it law that wheelchair users are given priority use of the wheelchair space on busses. Yup, thats not law - anyone on the bus can just refuse to move if they feel like it and the bus can leave you behind. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/77...
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Petition: Review legal rights to wheelchair spaces on buses and coaches
Review legislation giving wheelchair users an enforceable right to designated spaces on buses and coaches, regardless of boarding order.
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A lot of people have said that we need to make racists ashamed again. Today I hit on the idea of donning a wimple, ringing a bell and chanting “Shame!” at the marchers, à la the magnificent Hannah Waddingham in GoT. Do you think it would work?
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Cersei Lannister's Walk of Shame
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Ducks Chuckling
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is so social media. OP’s Point - to dunk on a talentless, degenerate arsewit. Commenters - “your diagram makes some interesting statements that I would like to disagree with.” I both love it and hate it 😅
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I fell into the replying to comments trap again. Putting my phone in the bin for the rest of the day.
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You don’t notice the importance of punctuation really, until you read a 200 word screed by someone excited to talk about her dog and nearly pass out.
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Today brought a bout of hyperfocus - designing a fairisle blanket I’ve been mulling on. However the normal pitfalls were avoided by my body helpfully getting the shakes when I didn’t eat on time AND removing all the sensation from my little finger when it really was time to stop. ✨so helpful✨
A note book with two pages of rough blankets designs with half filled in colours and scribbles of colours in pencils labelled with the names of yarn I’ve got to hand already.Two pages filled with notes on motif sizes and two charts of modified motifs and how they link together in the palest pencil imaginable. More pages - a list of the final motifs, the running order for the overall repeats and the start of the final plan for colours. My hand gave out and you can tell from the squiggliness And the book I’m stealing all my ideas from - 200 Fair Isle Designs by Mary Jane Mucklestone.
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Do you want to read a cursed knitting based horror comedy about a year long exercise in obstinate rage concluding in (minor) bloodshed and this pair of f🤬ing socks? Well, the Ravelry page is right here… www.ravelry.com/projects/Ser...
A pair of ankle socks with cream coloured toes, heels and cuffs. The main body is of multicoloured yarns striped with the cream in a seed stitch pattern.
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Sue 🧶🐈 @brighteyeddyer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Can we please stop ridiculing people based on their appearance or health issues (known or theorized)? Yeah, I get that politicians and celebs are in the public eye. It’s ableist and affects everyone else who’s not an evil cunt but happens to have a similar issue.
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’ve somehow managed to lose all of my stitch markers. I have four usable ring markers, (and a whole set of unusable ones). But I need the split type, and none of them are locatable. Not even the crappy plastic ones that I never use. I bought two packs of 40 bulb pins a few months ago. And yet.
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Never fear that I am without 🧶 WIPs even if I did just finish a huge project. I’d already started making a colourwork jumper with my hand spun yarns AND a basic stockinette jumper in super fluffy warm yarn. And, of course, there’s still the raccoon, and the shawl, and those thrice damned socks…
A close up of a yoke of a colourwork sweater (Iall bunched up because I couldn’t be bothered putting it on cord.)
It shows the tops of the motif (a fairisle quatrefoil type design with ornamental dodads) in green against a greyish fawn background. The green then blends into a rusty colour which will eventually blend through burgundy and into purple. Both yarns are hand spun. The grey from a BFL and lotus fibre mix and the gradient from a hand dyed Cambrian wool top by Hilltop Clouds. The whole yoke in all is bunchy glory. See previous photo for pattern descriptions. The yoke of a sweater in a lavender purple (actually a mix of pink purple and blue fibres) with a ribbed funnel collar and decorative eyelet raglan shaping. It has just been split for sleeves so you can actually tell which bit it body etc.
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I finally finished the Low Tide jumper. The last sleeve felt like it was going to take most of my life. It’s currently soaking - the yarn was still oiled, so it needs a nice long scour - but I figured I’d get a photo up any way, just to mark the day. 🧶
A jumper in a rust brown wool yarn. It has a ribbed neck that leads into a wide lace panel down the front and narrower panels down each sleeve. The back of the same jumper showing the lace down the back that matches the front.
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A celestial deer to comfort all those cleaning up their inboxes today.
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
For one single packet of deodorant I’ve had 11 ELEVEN emails and messages from three different sources. I know in the grand scheme of things emails take very very little in terms of time and energy to send but surely that’s an absolute waste of all of it.
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Crow. Yoga. I love birds. Everyday a bit more.
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Liz @gentgestranslation.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
„But neurodiversity didn‘t exist 20 years ago!“
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
See, you don't need to rush... #BookSky
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Being a fan of The Last Dinner Party at my time of life feels like something went quite wrong in the family and the Vodka Aunts ended up a third of my age.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
One of French puppeteer Raphaël Gromy’s most recognizable performances features a puppet painting real artworks on canvas, blending puppetry, live performance, and visual art into a unique theatrical experience. 😊 IG: @artistsuniversum @raphael_gromy
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I am apparently an under achiever even at being neurodivergent.
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Why bother? They’re going to explain all the pertinent events (in somewhat clunky exposition) anyway.
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Parliamentary Standards Commission watching #Clacton today. One hopes.
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Animated Crocodile with Mouth Wide Open
Alt: Animated Crocodile with Mouth Wide Open, excitedly dancing in the water, waiting for dinner to fall in.
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’m sorry but there’s nothing stunning about Farage…
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
We got a ‘Korean feast’ for when my husband was away on Wednesday evening and I was tucking into it when he came home - it being, in fact, only Tuesday.
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Elmo's Long Exasperated Sigh
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Am I going mad? Those is two identical hair styles. We have GOT to stop letting AI create our bullshit for us. Back to the days when bullshit at least tried to follow some internal logic.
A grid of images one one women with “different” hair styles. There’s a Bob, a lob and a pixie, but then the other three viable styles are almost completely identical. They are all mid brown, a couple of inches past the shoulder, with wolf cut style layers starting around the jawline, with centre parts. Except two have ticks, but the third doesn’t.
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I picked this up again and finished a sleeve. Then picked it up again and I’m about to finish the body. Except I made no notes anywhere of the bind off I used. I am a fool. A foolish fool. I just hope I’m not a lonely fool. 🧶
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ok so this latest episode of Strange New Worlds is a fricking SAW movie.
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
In fun news. I’m knitting my first ever sweater with my own handspun yarn, am I’m proud just of that. But mostly I’m proud of the fact that it’s good enough yarn to survive me having to reknit the latest row THREE TIMES.
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Cary Grant's 'Easy and Relaxing' Knitting
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Currently wearing a pirate/regency shirt and a head scarf. Because linen is the only tolerable fabric and because I have every fan in the place pointed at me but hair being blown about on my skin is now apparently a short cut to a full autistic melt down. I feel like a lunatic. But also kinda MC.
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I almost posted a whiny skeet this morning about how so many English speakers are suddenly pronouncing France as Fronce (much heavier than the French themselves do). I didn’t, but this afternoon YT lobs a short at me telling me it’s called Hyperforeignism. So the algorithm is getting scary.
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
My marriage doesn’t have many traditions, but yelling “Cowards!” at the Only Connect teams who win the toss but put their opponent in first is definitely one.
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I just got called a “disgrace to disabled people” 😂 I was coming down a very steep hill and a pick up drove past me, pulled onto the pavement in front of me and parked. I told him to move the car (kinda rude, but that’s how it came out), he said he was making a delivery and I said I didn’t care.
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I… I…
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I have been out of touch for a few days and WtF is happening in Downing St? Is Burnam PM? Is Streeting still lurking? I’m too frightened to actually look.
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I started a colourwork project with a gradient handspun 🧶. Then realised that the colourwork yoke extends below the sleeve division. So I would have to buy more fluff & spin gradients in very specific quantities to get them to match and… no. Looks like I’m going on an unplanned steeking adventure!
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
*BANGS GONG* HELLO ATTENTION THIS IS USEFUL
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It has come time to select the knitting projects I will be taking on holiday with me. There’s sleeve island sweater. Or there’s the billion ends bag, or the raccoon of many colours. Or maybe the brain melting Estonian lace or, heaven help me, the disaster prone socks. Or ✨Starting A New Project✨
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Sesame Street: Cookie Monster's Food Choices
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Steven Ray Morris @stevenraymorris.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
One of the quiet bright moments of lockdown was Sam Neill serenading us on the ukulele. This type of tenderness feels rare nowadays, how lucky we were. Thank you for everything. ❤️❤️❤️
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is like the reverse of 2016.
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Anyway, and now for something completely different.
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I do wonder how these thousands are magically getting these awards, given that every single PIP assessment I’ve ever had has rated all my ADHD related issues at zero. Honestly, The Times has the fantasy content and reading level of an AI romantasy novel these days.
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Just heard the good news. But also - is it not absolutely farcical that someone can resign and then immediately run again in the same constituency? Is that actually possible? Less Reform but way more parliamentary reform. At the very least make the sad little fuckwit fund his own tantrum.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
CARTOON OF THE DAY (From @dccartoonist.bsky.social ) #BribeForceOne
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Is it possible to get your body written off and sold for scrap, or even part exchange it for a new one? I’m really done with this POS rustbucket.
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The Temu knockoffs of Playmobil have higher aesthetic and manufacturing standards.
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Helen @seryndippyt.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I just found out he’s playing Strider/Aragorn in the new LOTR movie and I didn’t groan. Those potato rocks should head his PR team.
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