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Sassy Purple Bounce House

@seritaph.bsky.social
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Neon Purple Plastic Kangaroo (Occasional dumb suit idea or purchased commission account. Also on Twit @TheSeritaph and Seritaph on FA) Cannot draw; art on here is either purchased or a gift. 🔞 Really old. One of the original online inflation oddballs.

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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Haven't been posting much of late cuz y'know, fuck everything. But it is Biceptember and Skuntember, which necessitates An Effort. One oversized kangaroo bicep as done up by @snao.bsky.social! Waire showing off some puffly buffed size by @daikanu.bsky.social!
A ridiculously muscular purple plastic kangaroo in a 'Get Pumpt Up' exercise outfit flexing one vastly inflated bicep and looking smug about it.A puffly buffed skunk woman in a unitard showing off her well inflated musculature as she cheerfully flexes and floats just above the tank of helium that helped her get to this size and buoyancy.
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A while back the birthday of some friends of mine came up and I thought what better way to celebrate than an Inflatable Unicorn Rodeo! I brought the hat and helium and Peach brought all the cute! Art by @astralantipode.bsky.social at patreon.com/astralantipode
A curvy purple plastic kangaroo in a cowboy hat and boots leans against the overinflated side of a cutely exited and overinflated unicorn who's enjoying all the attention.
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I’m like a funnie kamgy @ryroo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s here
A coffee mug that reads, “Coffee that turns you into a pear-shaped kangaroo”
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New book title: "I have no release valve and I must squeak."
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Latex is your friend, citizen. Trust the Latex.
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I have achieved 130% Uselessness! Previously thought unattainable, this is the stepping stone to Universal Uselessness! No, it's not by volume. Keep up with the math!
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💚 Apes 💚 @apeslion.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
If you want to commission me you have to defeat my 7 evil regulars
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𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙢 | COMMS OPEN @cromsferatu.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'll never understand the casual cruelty of "post x or you'll have a bad x"; sure it's not real, but that's not the point; why play on someone's anxiety like that, especially when things are awful for everyone already, y'know, the exact climate that makes ppl believe anything? Have dog
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🔜Pawsome Locksley/ Moosli the cow/ Timon/ Stitch @moosli.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hearing that channel 4 are making a documentary about the adult side of furry gives me the fear I can't see it leaving a positive impact. If the prod company comes asking to use footage/ wants to speak with you use EXTREME caution.
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Hiro! @a-dragon-from.space · 29/08/2026
Hey, critters. The media's interested in furries again. As someone who's been in the fandom for well over two decades and has worked as a journalist, here's a quick guide to Dealing With The Press: If a journalist approaches you, SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUC
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Revenge is a dish best served well pressurized!
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throwaway261 @throwaway261.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I did the math! Remember: v=(4/3)*pi*r^3 and d=2r, where v is volume, r is radius, and d is diameter. Yeah, stealing half their air won't free up enough space on the couch for the both of you.
An aerial view of a simplified couch in yellow and a simplified female figure in purple.  The couch is labeled "Average Couch 84 in wide" and the female figure is labeled "Not-So Average Balloonaroo Currently Deflated".An aerial view of a simplified couch in yellow, a simplified circular ballooned figure in teal and skin tone, and a simplified female figure in purple.  The ballooned figure is sat upon the couch and labeled:

84 inch wide
Ballooned Couch Hog
v=(4/3)*pi*(42 in)^3
v=310,339 cu in

The female figure has a red exclamation point next to it and is labeled "Ticked Off Balloonaroo".An aerial view of a simplified couch in yellow, a simplified circular ballooned figure in teal and skin tone, and a simplified circular ballooned female figure in purple.  The teal ballooned figure is sat upon the couch and labeled:

approx 66.67 inch wide
Only Slightly Smaller Ballooned Couch Hog
v=(4/3)*pi*(33.335 in)^3
v=155,169.5 cu in

The inflated female figure stands belly to belly with the figure on the couch and is labeled:

approx 66.67 inch wide
Gas Sucking
Balloonaroo
v=155,169.5 cu in

Where the figures waistlines meet is labeled "Belly Bump of Couch Hogging Annoyance".
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
*Sigh* You inflatable fuck. Must you hog my entire couch? Fiiine. *Sits on your overinflated lap*
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My view for the morning.
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Nothing quite like exploring an inflation concept that I've always liked but never did anything with over the years and then getting ridiculed by people I thought I was friends with. "Aw, babby's first fetish." "Really? Now? Heh, you're so repressed." Ok then! *Goes back in room, closes door*
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Cream @creamgag.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Puff me up No shortage of magic gadgets. I can’t tell if the pump is magic or if she is just using it but By this point Grace has lost control of herself. She can still wiggle just a little tho ♪ btw KD is totally going to use her like a bean bag ♥
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Intoxiflation? It's actually fairly safe, if somewhat embarrassing. After all, if you overimbibe you now have built in airbags. And if you really get excessive you can sleep it off up against the ceiling!
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Shelium day! *Whisper* Helium day?! Oh! That does make more sense.
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
'Brat-looning' is too a legitimate sport! It's kinda expensive tho', what with all the helium and having to go pick up the deflated brats from wherever they end up. Sure. You could just overinflate 'em so they don't come back down, but then you're gonna run out of brats.
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Whatcha mean you didn't know pressing the button on your collar would inflate you? It says 'BLIMP' right on it! Both it, and you, are clearly labeled. You put it on! This isn't my fault you can't read your own label.
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🔞 psychonauts agent 69 @himbohousewife.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Tina and Linda Belcher from Bob's Burgers with a bottom speech bubble pointing at Linda
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Renegade Kangaroo @renegadekangaroo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Anyone who hangs with me only to find our I just love binging history documentaries
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Have my interests in inflation changed over the years? (So many years) Refinement, definitely. But outright change? Not so much. But I am constant as the northern star, Of who's true fix'd and filled quality There are few more rotund in the firmament.
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Don't eat that. You don't know where it's been!
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Seri's Bar! *Music's thumping* *Dancers are pneumatically bumpin'* *Your oversized purple plastic 'roo bartender rolls on up* Hey, what can I get for you? 30PSI? Ah, the top shelf stuff! We'll have you heading for the ceiling in no time.
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⛤⚜️🏳️‍⚧️ Egypt Urnash 🏳️‍⚧️⚜️⛤ @urnash.com · 07/08/2026
hey check out my comic No Pizza On Luna, it's about a dystopia run by AIs who manifest as horribly unctuous and perpetually glazing clowns, there's a rabbit from the moon and a middle-aged witch and a recreational policeplay enthusiast and amsr mouse enjoyers, egypt.urnash.com/npol/
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It's a combination shrink ray, inflation beam, and rubberizer spray. That's right, the "Basketballizer!"
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Oh I'm not a moot. *Checks* Oshit, I am a moot!
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MaxiMaxin @maximaxin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Faces drawing practice feat. friends' characters
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I should buy more inflatable art from all the great artists out there *Doesn't* I should be less lazy *Reaches new levels of utter sloth*
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
HIPAA or HIPPA. Do you like hippos? You a hippo fan? Humping hippo babes? I've figured out your big babe perversions! ... It's HIPAA.
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
To bounce, or not to bounce, that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous pressurization and hourglassification...
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Oh sure, I can shrink! It's more of a 'compressing myself down' deal, however. Phenomenal cosmic purple; itty bitty bra space! Sizing back up's always fun, especially if I get to airbag someone.
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
*Sets up a roadside sales stand* *Puts up a "Baloon Juuice 4 Sale: 1 dollah" sign* Step right up and try Baloon Juuice! This patented tonic keeps you light on your feet, gives you a healthy glow, and rejuvinates your up up and attem spirit! I sell this at a loss because I care about *you!*
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
'Notification: ***** is following you' *Blinks* *Points at self* Me?! But why?
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I'm only 32% stupid by volume!
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Momentum J. Rabbit @momentrabbit.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The scale shifts over time, doesn't it. "Hey Moment. Whatcha think of her?" "Whom?" "...the woman you just walked into." "Oh, I was checking my mail. Can't say I noticed." "... Your head was completely submerged between her boobs!!?" "Mm. Seemed like a nice person."
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"Absolute fetish grade tits!" Hm. *Checks* Ah, d-cups. It is possible the calibration on my 'fetish-grade' levels might have gotten dialed a bit above standard range. Maybe. A little!
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I'm sorry, I can't hear you what with you being so tiny! Inflate up a few sizes and we'll converse.
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Momentum J. Rabbit @momentrabbit.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sure am glad to be on an express elevator with no stops for the next two minutes! ... say, have you always been so tall?
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
*Hissing noise* Whuh oh!
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All-Devouring* Scourge of Terra (Mrs.) @martianempress.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Gonna keep making noise about this. Read this. Post it. Post everywhere you see a MAGA. Reply with it. Show coworkers & family. monthlyreview.org/articles/why... No, of fucking COURSE they'll rationalize it away. But confrontation with our most iconic genius might get some dissonace brewing...
monthlyreview.org
Why Socialism? - Monthly Review
Albert Einstein is the world-famous physicist. This article was originally published in the first issue of Monthly Review (May 1949). It was subsequently published in May 1998 to commemorate the... RE...
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hold on, c'mere! Stop bouncing and hold still! Yes we'll go for a walk! Calm down! Just lemme hook this lead on to your collar and we can go to the park. What? Isn't this how everyone takes their dog girl for a float? Art by @astralantipode.bsky.social at patreon.com/astralantipode
A kangaroo in tennis shoes and a leotard tries to hook a leash to the collar of woman wearing a helium inflated dog costume and mask as she floats over the kangaroo's head. The dog woman looks very excited about the situation.
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hello, horse girl. Why the long face? :D
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Photoboobing.
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🏳️‍🌈 Krafty 👨‍🎨 Commissions Open! 🙀 @kraftlove.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
🦨𝑾𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝑨𝒍𝒐𝒇𝒕-𝒆𝒓🎈 @seritaph.bsky.social's yummy, #anthro, #skunk #MuscleMommy, Waire, wears #TightClothes (like this #SpandexBodysuit) to keep herself from outgrowing EVERYthing with her rampant #MuscleInflation. Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's #Airoids❣️ #NSFW #hyper #denial #BE #Fit2FlyJuly
This is a full-color, furry, muscle-inflation drawing I made for Seritaph (without AI). Text tags at the bottom say "Drawn by Krafty - 6.2023", and "Waire is Seritaph's Skunkazon".

At the center of the image is Waire, a massively muscular anthro skunk lady in a sleeveless, purple, spandex bodysuit. Her muscles are inflated with something less dense than air, causing her to rise off the floor. Her legs are thick and spread apart so you can see her spandex-clad vulva, hotly blushing red through the fabric. She's trying desperately to reach the throbbing mound, but her blimp-like breasts and nearly-as-bloated biceps are keeping her relatively tiny hands JUST out of reach.

In the top right is an inset detail of her head, hidden by hillocks of furry-covered muscle. Her white hair is lushly feathered in that classic 80's Tina-Turner-esque style, and she's wearing hot pink lipstick. Her expression is eagerly exasperated, the left side of her face pressed against her taut shoulder-meat while she tries to flick her bean with that arm. The other arm flails behind her along with her huge, bushy skunk tail. A word balloon in the top left shows her saying "MUST... SMOOSH.. Muh-COOCH!"
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Ok! Let's not do the thing I want to do for the next two days! Wait a minute. Oh, it's one of those brain weekends. Got it.
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Nice nulge you got there! It makes such a neat kickball *spang* noise when I bounce it around! Just saying.
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Bonesie Marie Dollington @bonesrambles.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Kink is fun because sometimes it's a complex, multi-faceted web of intertangled emotions with no single source, and sometimes it's "That one Looney Tunes episode really got to you, huh?"
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I'm a judgemental airbag?!? I'm just saying you could be wearing something shinier!
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