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Sassy Purple Bounce House

@seritaph.bsky.social
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Neon Purple Plastic Kangaroo (Occasional dumb suit idea or purchased commission account. Also on Twit @TheSeritaph and Seritaph on FA) Cannot draw; art on here is either purchased or a gift. 🔞 Really old. One of the original online inflation oddballs.

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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 6h
Very nice!
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*CreeEeeEAK*
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oof
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aw. My condolences.
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wow, that is wild.
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Haven't been posting much of late cuz y'know, fuck everything. But it is Biceptember and Skuntember, which necessitates An Effort. One oversized kangaroo bicep as done up by @snao.bsky.social! Waire showing off some puffly buffed size by @daikanu.bsky.social!
A ridiculously muscular purple plastic kangaroo in a 'Get Pumpt Up' exercise outfit flexing one vastly inflated bicep and looking smug about it.A puffly buffed skunk woman in a unitard showing off her well inflated musculature as she cheerfully flexes and floats just above the tank of helium that helped her get to this size and buoyancy.
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A while back the birthday of some friends of mine came up and I thought what better way to celebrate than an Inflatable Unicorn Rodeo! I brought the hat and helium and Peach brought all the cute! Art by @astralantipode.bsky.social at patreon.com/astralantipode
A curvy purple plastic kangaroo in a cowboy hat and boots leans against the overinflated side of a cutely exited and overinflated unicorn who's enjoying all the attention.
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh wow, sorry to hear you got hit with that!
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I’m like a funnie kamgy @ryroo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s here
A coffee mug that reads, “Coffee that turns you into a pear-shaped kangaroo”
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nice.
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well I do have this emergency duct tape kit in case of weekend concerns. What, the confetti press? No, that's experimental.
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New book title: "I have no release valve and I must squeak."
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I shouldn't laugh. But I will!
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well yah. Gotta maintain a proper psi level!
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Target
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The cutie patootie mark?
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
May the treatment go amazingly well.
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well hello there, Math.
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Quality psi service.
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Could be hydrated and *carbonated*
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Got that in a sci-fi collection down in the basement, actually.
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Judging you. It's what kangaroos do.
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dang, full replacement?
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The challenge of doors!
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Latex is your friend, citizen. Trust the Latex.
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh, nice!
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Happy birdo!
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
An interesting question! Would expansion increase the sensation as everything is stretched and has more room to be impacted or dull it due to more volume diluting the impact. I'm going with *enhancement*. Every impact. Every quiver. Every bounce. Stretching those nerves out and making them Sing!
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Totally unaware! Absolutely!
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ah, the dangers of inflation food dreams! They're definitely quality (and quantity!) elves!
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hey now! Fwoomping's useful! And volumetric. We've already established neither is good for Universal Uselessness!
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Improvised siege weapon?!? Dangit, that's useful! Back below 100% Uselessness. Agaaain.
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I have achieved 130% Uselessness! Previously thought unattainable, this is the stepping stone to Universal Uselessness! No, it's not by volume. Keep up with the math!
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
OooooOOoo!
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Apes 2001 @apeslion.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
If you want to commission me you have to defeat my 7 evil regulars
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Delightful!
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Aw. Feel better soon in all the ways.
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𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 (𝟏𝟗𝟖𝟐) @cromsferatu.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'll never understand the casual cruelty of "post x or you'll have a bad x"; sure it's not real, but that's not the point; why play on someone's anxiety like that, especially when things are awful for everyone already, y'know, the exact climate that makes ppl believe anything? Have dog
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Every day, really
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
*Checks online* Wow, the mod parts market is sumthin'!
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"If you can go for a minute without making a mistake, you can go for an hour without making a mistake. If you can go for an hour without making a mistake, you can go for an entire shift without making a mistake." It's strange how I quit that job the day we had to suffer through that 'pep' talk.
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🔜Pawsome Locksley/ Moosli the cow/ Timon/ Stitch @moosli.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hearing that channel 4 are making a documentary about the adult side of furry gives me the fear I can't see it leaving a positive impact. If the prod company comes asking to use footage/ wants to speak with you use EXTREME caution.
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Hiro! @a-dragon-from.space · 29/08/2026
Hey, critters. The media's interested in furries again. As someone who's been in the fandom for well over two decades and has worked as a journalist, here's a quick guide to Dealing With The Press: If a journalist approaches you, SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUC
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Warrgarbl!
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hippy birdo! May you get all the balloons you want!
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Neon supersize!
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If I drew myself realistically people would say "Wait, you can draw? WTF!"
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Quality close up
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Revenge is a dish best served well pressurized!
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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Gotta be some of that in the back! 31 flavors? Hah! SeriCo's got a better supply line than *that*.
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