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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜

@seraisferavery.bsky.social
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I was holding all Zembla pressed to my heart. 21 years of human age

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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 14h
I think the socialist world republic should have a government department dedicated solely to semi creative puns of which you are the only salaried employee
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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Twink pals detective twink
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 07/10/2026
this is every defender of the guy everywhere if they were actually honest about what they believe
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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's not really their wheelhouse truth be told
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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes.
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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So, basically, racist incel chudlings have happened upon the joy of romantic fanfiction, something discovered long ago by 15 year olds on Tumblr, and are now pretending it is based and red pilled.
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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's genderbent Draco Malfoy. Like from Harry Potter.
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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I feel like "heterosexuality, but the 'receiving' partner is more helpless" is much of the point of pedarasty, so it's no wonder this happened
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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He should be inside me is what he shoild be
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it was smart of jacob geller to only post about what he did to his 50k followers on here instead of to his 1.5 million youtube subs or on his patreon. that way fewer people know about it and he limits the financial hit
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know a way you could make it happier 😈🔥🍆
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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wooaj,,
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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I never even consciously processed this but... I was too??? I have memories of this tweet being a recent thing??? Wtf???
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 04/10/2026
sure we may all be caught in a total trashfire timeline but im still so fucking happy that i was alive and on twitter to see this post live and in colour
thatwineguy on twitter: nothing better than hashtag red wine. except maybe hashtag men. hashtag yep. hashtag imgay. over a selfie and a rainbow wine glass
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[pedant alert] Regardless. The word is "regardless". "Irregardless" just isn't a word in standard English. Sorry. [end pedant alert]
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i also want to say that the idea we need to justify opposition to pandemic sexual abuse by describing it as 'life-ruining' and 'worse than murder' does a huge disservice to survivors. in a society where sexual violence is the destruction of a life, its survivors have no choice but to be dead
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
this may be controversial to some but i think even if a rapist has gone to therapy they still shouldnt have a public platform
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 29/09/2026
ok so for roughly 4 years starting in 1981, during Ronald Reagan's first term, the acting US treasury secretary was a man called, and youre not gonna believe this Donald Regan
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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a common misconception. In reality, midnas have the right to say anything we damn well please
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale. Trans women: At long last, I have gained a sexual obsession with the Torment Nexus from popular webfic Don't Glorify The Torment Nexus
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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i think its where yøu chøøse texas like that seems like a crucial aspect.
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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God's righteous punishment for using smart glasses.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 26/09/2026
imagine being a cishet guy whos shorter than like 5'9 and doesnt decide to transition or become gay. thats like finding out youre living on the worlds largest gold deposit and instead of doing anything with it you decide to keep working minimum wage forever
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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
God do I wish that was me. I have massive birth year dysphoria on account of having not been born in 1997.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a bearded man chopping planks of wood in half. Title and copy read

Defeating Wood

Teach Wood
The Lesson It Has Long Deserved

Gary Arkanasse
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 24/01/2024
kaworu from the Evangelion cationed being gay isnt ur choice it's mine you're gay now
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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I trained this AI to post about guys' nuts and football and rivers
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can you block me please?
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We are at the stage where EU-funded boats hunt down asylum seekers in the Mediterranean and force them back to Libya while making it harder to rescue people from drowning
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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Boy who does this
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
submitted by @/lakefoundtheirexit.bsky.social
a Twitter post asking for the user to describe the book "Crime and Punishment" in only a single word. Someone quote tweets this, intentionally misinterpreting the prompt and writing "crunishment", Crime and Punishment literally in one word.
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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I wasn't gonna lie about it!
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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"& oomfie generally likes their ass smacked" i was familiar with that part
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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In my mind, right, you dont usually paint cannonballs. And im pretty sure they aren't usually red.
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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Like two cannonballs" im an expert in the field of spanking and i consider this a highly unusual analogy
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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Im surprised to hear you have any problems at all with smacking arse
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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wtf !
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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm not even like actually straight
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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I mostly use this website to be horny for men
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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Better yet: a site for exposing specifically very bad metamours... perhaps we could call it metaless...
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/07/2026
everyone is like "oh i want to be obliterated i want to experience a whole new realm of pain please whip me with a chain of red-hot cattlebrands" meanwhile im out here like "i'm very like when slap :)"
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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Should be in collars ye
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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean wouldn't that just make it hotter
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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Like why even dominate thin twinks anymore that shit is played out. Own physically imposing men as pets
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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The idea of a big strong man with a collar about his neck makes me weak in the knees
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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I didn't even consider whether this was a question people would ask. Maybe I'm a bad person.
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🍥 gloopisa ⚢ 🍥 @evilgloopy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*lab assistant with opaque glasses (not yet swirly) voice* what an intriguing invention Dr. Filters
screenshot of above post cropped to say "we have invented girls"
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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I can already see it in my mind's eye, young Mary here proudly exclaiming "I GOT THE KIRKSHOT" as the mortar slams against the lower left quadrant of Washington's neck
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
okay so this might actually be the one piece of 9/11 coverage that actually met the moment. worth a watch
youtu.be
The Day Today - September 11th
YouTube video by BigDaz
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Avery in the old maelstrom 🔆💜 @seraisferavery.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The answer: me, who saw the initialism "SMG" the other day and thought "oh, setal mear golid?"
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