Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have made some curiously bad decisions in life. Even the devil on my shoulder does not want the Temu hotdogs. 031
Reposted by Seph HallowNatalie Gray @natgrayy.es · 06/10/2026If you're feeling sad & helpless about the state of the world here's something that might interest you: Humanitarian OpenStreetMap Team They use open map data for humanitarian aid & disaster response, and anyone can volunteer to help remotely! hotosm.org/en/ 111547
Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026White men's public rape fantasies: not violent. Black man's public retribution for rape apologists fantasy: violent. I know who I feel safer around. 020
Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026So...turns out I do still write. And even about the craft of writing! NEW ESSAY up on Craft Dinner: Why Are All My Essays Sad? www.sephyhallow.com/blog/2026/10...sephyhallow.comWhy Are All My Essays Sad? — Craft DinnerSeph explores how to create tone in your writing, and what to do when your jokes are a flop, this week on Craft Dinner. 043
Reposted by Seph HallowAL-X (Alex Steacy) @alexsteacy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My stricken computer has enough life to bring you a brand new #Wazzocks ! Get all the other Wazzocks strips plus other comics and wips at my Patreon! www.patreon.com/alexsteacy/p... 062
Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'll be real, I try to avoid Trump discourse for my sanity, but even the sex bots are called Donald. 010
Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sorry I've been absent. Been spending more time on Instagram for some reason, where I seem to gain a lot of traction from big-titty AI ladies called Donald. 110
Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Context - I was definitely mildly stoned - This is not something we make in the UK. I had never even had a Graham cracker before - I still don't understand why you pronounce "Graham", "gram." It's a two-syllable word, people! 130
Reposted by Seph HallowMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 19/08/2026One of the best job applications ever written came from the hands of Robert Pirosh in 1934. MGM loved it, took him on and in 1949 he won an Oscar for ‘Battleground’. 1163699706
Reposted by Seph HallowGranite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Personal Trainer: what are your goals? Me: to pet all the dogs. PT: no, fitness goals. Me: to be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs. 916625703
Reposted by Seph HallowRain DeGrey @raindegrey.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The D&D, kinky, and poly crossover is basically a stack of pancakes I said what I said 1243374322
Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This is a great question. Yes, 100% of the time these days. It took me an age to learn to have patience with my writing and sit on it (especially when social media pushes you to get everything out FAST), but sleeping on a draft ALWAYS makes for a better piece. 141
Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026*Spoilers* I enjoyed that there was no huge "MJ gives up her whole life and comes back to Peter" moment. Although the movie was mid, that felt really powerful - respecting her agency and life beyond one man in a way most movies wouldn't allow for. 090
Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Tbh, knowing Kathleen Stock feels that way makes me more likely to ignore the haters and just use the support I need in future! Thanks for sharing, it helped ❤️ 020
Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Stock's attitude is what put me off using a cane when I needed it for intermittent but devastating pain from a knee injury related to having EDS. My entire left leg was frozen and having shooting pains from hip to ankle thanks to a loose knee. Christ on a bike, she's vile. 110
Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026First direct comment on my blog since I re-launched the site a few months ago. I cannot describe how much joy this brings. If you have read any of my work: thank you. 0121
Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026New blog post! Today we're talking depression, in the funniest way I know how. www.sephyhallow.com/blog/2026/8/...sephyhallow.comDepression: The Shitty Kitty You Need to Put Down — Craft DinnerDepression is the worst pet. Illustration by Alex Steacy . 0116
Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Me, looking at the final draft of something I've just finished: I think it's one of the best things I've ever written! I'll probably hate it in the morning. 140
Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I don't care what you do with your body, but I care what happens to mine. And my body can fit into my skinny jeans again. 090
Reposted by Seph HallowLuca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Today, on everyone’s screen. 19090421895
Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 03/08/2026For aren't we all Jimothy - bent by factors beyond our control, yet hobbling after our dreams despite impediment? 1242
Reposted by Seph HallowJimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Thought it might be appreciated here. #jimothy #jimothyraccoon 110115
Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Writing comedy in chronic pain is just channeling Great Clown Pagliacci vibes 1237
Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The internet is testing me, but no, I will not be engaging with racist Odyssey discourse from dudes who don't know Ithaca from Ibiza 020
Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 03/08/2026What's sad is 2026 is like Cabaret, but all the costumes are literally from Shein. Even our nihilistic hedonism has been enshittified. 030
Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Hey writers! What's the dumbest creation you're super proud of? I'll go first: I added some magical realism to our slice-of-life relationship comic and turned Alex's ice-cream machine into a sentient house bot called CreamBoi. LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER THAT CAME FROM MY BRAIN. Your turn! 072
Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Ok so I also thought I hadn't seen him before, but he was Ozymandias in the movie adaptation of Watchmen! 140
Reposted by Seph HallowDavid Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 01/08/2026if I ever taught film criticism lesson one would be “you being smarter than the movie is not interesting to anyone” 201120982631
Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Is "pound" too solid a word for ghosts? Seems like an accessibility issue for the corporeally challenged. 000
Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I read "Skin Stud", which definitely says something about me 100
Reposted by Seph HallowDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive. 0638262
Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Mad respect for social workers, but they are so hard pressed for time it is inevitable people will get lost in the system. If you can advocate for yourself, do. If you can't, find someone to advocate for you. 100
Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Until recently this arcade cabinet was living with @alexsteacy.bsky.social. I can't wait to see Alex and Ian tinker with it! 1302
Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026If there is a god, Macklemore will write a hit song about Jimothy 010
Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I know it's a pain, but if this is for your own MH kinda stuff, press them. Everyone is overworked and underpaid, but that means things slip through the cracks. Make sure you're not one of those things. 110
Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Roller derby is one of the biggest, most woman-centred sports on the planet. Its biggest professional body is WFTDA (Women's Flat Track Derby Association). WFTDA expressly encourages trans athletes to play roller derby alongside our cis-ters. 010
Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026You're the love of my life and the most precious thing in the world to me, but buses don't go away because you bark at them, they were already going that way. 010
Reposted by Seph HallowJimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Seen in downtown Cleveland today #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon 272151403481