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Writer. Met David Sedaris once. I don't think he enjoyed it. (they/them) sephhallow.com

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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have made some curiously bad decisions in life. Even the devil on my shoulder does not want the Temu hotdogs.
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Natalie Gray @natgrayy.es · 06/10/2026
If you're feeling sad & helpless about the state of the world here's something that might interest you: Humanitarian OpenStreetMap Team They use open map data for humanitarian aid & disaster response, and anyone can volunteer to help remotely! hotosm.org/en/
Mapping
Volunteers use satellite imagery from OpenStreetMap to trace buildings, roadways, and other features.

Validation
Experienced volunteers check the map data to ensure it is high quality.

Using the data
Humanitarian organizations use the map data to plan for disaster response and other life saving activities.Screenshot of HOTOSM Task list including: DRC Ebola outbreak, Myanmar flooding and landslides, Colombia earthquake
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
White men's public rape fantasies: not violent. Black man's public retribution for rape apologists fantasy: violent. I know who I feel safer around.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So...turns out I do still write. And even about the craft of writing! NEW ESSAY up on Craft Dinner: Why Are All My Essays Sad? www.sephyhallow.com/blog/2026/10...
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Why Are All My Essays Sad? — Craft Dinner
Seph explores how to create tone in your writing, and what to do when your jokes are a flop, this week on Craft Dinner.
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AL-X (Alex Steacy) @alexsteacy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My stricken computer has enough life to bring you a brand new #Wazzocks ! Get all the other Wazzocks strips plus other comics and wips at my Patreon! www.patreon.com/alexsteacy/p...
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'll be real, I try to avoid Trump discourse for my sanity, but even the sex bots are called Donald.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sorry I've been absent. Been spending more time on Instagram for some reason, where I seem to gain a lot of traction from big-titty AI ladies called Donald.
An Instagram profile pic of a woman's bottom. The user's screen name is Donald.An Instagram profile pic of a woman in white lingerie, posing to prominently feature her breasts and underwear. The user's screen name is Donald. Again.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Context - I was definitely mildly stoned - This is not something we make in the UK. I had never even had a Graham cracker before - I still don't understand why you pronounce "Graham", "gram." It's a two-syllable word, people!
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
One of the best job applications ever written came from the hands of Robert Pirosh in 1934. MGM loved it, took him on and in 1949 he won an Oscar for ‘Battleground’.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This really did happen.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Sometimes going to the gym has extra rewards
A photo of a short letter typed (on a typewriter!), on lined yellow paper. The letter reads: SEPHY IS CUTE TELL YOUR FRIENDS. A caption has been superimposed on the letter. It reads: Love letter in the ass pocket of my gym shorts. Why, thank you!
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Personal Trainer: what are your goals? Me: to pet all the dogs. PT: no, fitness goals. Me: to be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
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Sandieglo @sandieglo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Rain DeGrey @raindegrey.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The D&D, kinky, and poly crossover is basically a stack of pancakes I said what I said
a pic of a magnificent green tentacle rising high and dwarfing 5 overwhelmed-looking minis, with copy reading:

The Players: What the fuck
DM: I didn't have a Kraken mini-
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
You are on FIRE with the recs today
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is a great question. Yes, 100% of the time these days. It took me an age to learn to have patience with my writing and sit on it (especially when social media pushes you to get everything out FAST), but sleeping on a draft ALWAYS makes for a better piece.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
*Spoilers* I enjoyed that there was no huge "MJ gives up her whole life and comes back to Peter" moment. Although the movie was mid, that felt really powerful - respecting her agency and life beyond one man in a way most movies wouldn't allow for.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Tbh, knowing Kathleen Stock feels that way makes me more likely to ignore the haters and just use the support I need in future! Thanks for sharing, it helped ❤️
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Stock's attitude is what put me off using a cane when I needed it for intermittent but devastating pain from a knee injury related to having EDS. My entire left leg was frozen and having shooting pains from hip to ankle thanks to a loose knee. Christ on a bike, she's vile.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
First direct comment on my blog since I re-launched the site a few months ago. I cannot describe how much joy this brings. If you have read any of my work: thank you.
A screenshot of an email, telling me I have a comment on my latest blog (title: Depression: The Shitty Kitty You Need to Put Down). The comment reads: Thanks you Saph [sic]. We don't know each other, and it's extremely unlikely we'll ever meet, but I want to say it's good to know you're there in this cheek-flushed non-sprint of mental health issues. And for this briefest of moments, I'm there too. - Rich
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
New blog post! Today we're talking depression, in the funniest way I know how. www.sephyhallow.com/blog/2026/8/...
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Depression: The Shitty Kitty You Need to Put Down — Craft Dinner
Depression is the worst pet. Illustration by Alex Steacy .
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Me, looking at the final draft of something I've just finished: I think it's one of the best things I've ever written! I'll probably hate it in the morning.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I don't care what you do with your body, but I care what happens to mine. And my body can fit into my skinny jeans again.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Ok that's giving Angel of Death vibes 😬
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
...how do they know?
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Luca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Today, on everyone’s screen.
Movie poster a black figure holding a cell phone, a road at night below and the McConnells.
Text: I KNOW
THAT YOU DIED
THIS SUMMER
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
For aren't we all Jimothy - bent by factors beyond our control, yet hobbling after our dreams despite impediment?
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Jimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Thought it might be appreciated here. #jimothy #jimothyraccoon
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Writing comedy in chronic pain is just channeling Great Clown Pagliacci vibes
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The internet is testing me, but no, I will not be engaging with racist Odyssey discourse from dudes who don't know Ithaca from Ibiza
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
What's sad is 2026 is like Cabaret, but all the costumes are literally from Shein. Even our nihilistic hedonism has been enshittified.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hey writers! What's the dumbest creation you're super proud of? I'll go first: I added some magical realism to our slice-of-life relationship comic and turned Alex's ice-cream machine into a sentient house bot called CreamBoi. LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER THAT CAME FROM MY BRAIN. Your turn!
A panel from the comic Wazzocks. To the right is Seph, a white enby with glasses. Looking terrified, they clutch their phone and repeat unsteadily: "Cream...Boi?" To the left of the panel is a bipedal robot with a barrel ice-cream machine chest. His eyes glow, he appears to have a mechanical smile, and he is labelled around the middle: CreamBoi.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ok so I also thought I hadn't seen him before, but he was Ozymandias in the movie adaptation of Watchmen!
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David Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
if I ever taught film criticism lesson one would be “you being smarter than the movie is not interesting to anyone”
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Is "pound" too solid a word for ghosts? Seems like an accessibility issue for the corporeally challenged.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Abba.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I read "Skin Stud", which definitely says something about me
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Mad respect for social workers, but they are so hard pressed for time it is inevitable people will get lost in the system. If you can advocate for yourself, do. If you can't, find someone to advocate for you.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
What an amazing way to say thank you!
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Reframing is a powerful psychological tool
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
What lovely coworkers you have!
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I wish for AI to die in a bonfire.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Until recently this arcade cabinet was living with @alexsteacy.bsky.social. I can't wait to see Alex and Ian tinker with it!
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If there is a god, Macklemore will write a hit song about Jimothy
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I know it's a pain, but if this is for your own MH kinda stuff, press them. Everyone is overworked and underpaid, but that means things slip through the cracks. Make sure you're not one of those things.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Roller derby is one of the biggest, most woman-centred sports on the planet. Its biggest professional body is WFTDA (Women's Flat Track Derby Association). WFTDA expressly encourages trans athletes to play roller derby alongside our cis-ters.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You're the love of my life and the most precious thing in the world to me, but buses don't go away because you bark at them, they were already going that way.
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Jimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Seen in downtown Cleveland today #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon
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