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Writer. Met David Sedaris once. I don't think he enjoyed it. (they/them) sephhallow.com

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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sorry I've been absent. Been spending more time on Instagram for some reason, where I seem to gain a lot of traction from big-titty AI ladies called Donald.
An Instagram profile pic of a woman's bottom. The user's screen name is Donald.An Instagram profile pic of a woman in white lingerie, posing to prominently feature her breasts and underwear. The user's screen name is Donald. Again.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Sometimes going to the gym has extra rewards
A photo of a short letter typed (on a typewriter!), on lined yellow paper. The letter reads: SEPHY IS CUTE TELL YOUR FRIENDS. A caption has been superimposed on the letter. It reads: Love letter in the ass pocket of my gym shorts. Why, thank you!
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
First direct comment on my blog since I re-launched the site a few months ago. I cannot describe how much joy this brings. If you have read any of my work: thank you.
A screenshot of an email, telling me I have a comment on my latest blog (title: Depression: The Shitty Kitty You Need to Put Down). The comment reads: Thanks you Saph [sic]. We don't know each other, and it's extremely unlikely we'll ever meet, but I want to say it's good to know you're there in this cheek-flushed non-sprint of mental health issues. And for this briefest of moments, I'm there too. - Rich
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hey writers! What's the dumbest creation you're super proud of? I'll go first: I added some magical realism to our slice-of-life relationship comic and turned Alex's ice-cream machine into a sentient house bot called CreamBoi. LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER THAT CAME FROM MY BRAIN. Your turn!
A panel from the comic Wazzocks. To the right is Seph, a white enby with glasses. Looking terrified, they clutch their phone and repeat unsteadily: "Cream...Boi?" To the left of the panel is a bipedal robot with a barrel ice-cream machine chest. His eyes glow, he appears to have a mechanical smile, and he is labelled around the middle: CreamBoi.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Confused backstage at an "interpretive tango" event.
Seph, a non-binary white person, takes a selfie in a bathroom mirror. Their face is scrunched up in confusion. Their black sweatshirt says "A little ray of pitch black" in black text; the tiles of the bathroom and the frame on the oval mirror are also black.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Made some new friends lately. The deer and the cuddling dog and cat I spotted while taking a stroll in the neighbourhood. I feel so lucky to be here.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
FIG! Alex really captured here in today's Wazzocks. Actual Fig for reference.
Fig, a corgi mix, sits curled up on a sofa, smiling.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This Wazzocks is actually based on this image. Alex is an oral hygiene menace.
Two figures reflected in a bathroom mirror. Alex, a white cis man with a beard and glasses, is on the left. He is shirtless, brushing his teeth, wearing a white plastic bucket on his head, and leaning towards Seph. Seph, a white non-binary person with glasses, side-eyes Alex suspiciously, while holding up their phone to take a pain the mirror. This is some of the wildest alt text I have ever had to write.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I haven't drawn in years. This is my attempt to start getting back to it, practicing, and being vulnerable about the fact that when you start something new, you are MEANT TO BE SHIT AT IT. Anyway, great choice for me to pick a clock, that I was viewing from a weird angle. (Perspective is a hater).
A pencil drawing of an analog alarm clock, beside the alarm clock used for reference. The perspective is odd, but it's definitely not the worst drawing. It is dated June 19th 2026.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
@alexsteacy.bsky.social made ice cream for our friend's birthday, in the bathtub. Ice cream making is LOUD.
Alex, a white man with a beard and glasses, sits in a bathtub, wearing a yellow safety helmet with attached ear protection. He is holding up a temperature sensor. Behind him sits a large ice cream maker.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Found out what 1/4 lip filler would look like, thanks to a small child headbutting me. Cheers kid.
A selfie of Seph, a white enby, with swelling in the upper right side of their mouth.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This Fig. Last night she decided to sleep next to the toilet and growl from the darkness when I got up to pee.
Fig, a corgi mix, curled up in the lilac covers of a bed, looking very snuggly and sweet.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This is Fig. One time she stole the top slice of bread off a sandwich.
Fig, a corgi mix, sat in the hallway, licking her chops. Dan, a white, masc-presenting enby with short, curly ginger hair and glasses , sits next to her, stroking her between the ears.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This was the setting default. I didn't know it was set, as it isn't directly under the Settings page - it has to be toggled on the Bluesky Moderation account. The definition of the label is also given.
A screenshot of the Bluesky Moderation Service page. It shows that under Labels, any account labeled as "Rude" is automatically hidden.

A "Rude" account is defined on the page as "Rude or impolite, including crude language and disrespectful comments, without constructive purpose."
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Bluesky Moderation hides "Rude" accounts by default. The account in question? Political cartoonist @deephurting.bsky.social. #blueskycensorship
An account whose reply has been hidden, because Bluesky moderation has marked it as "Rude."The Bluesky Moderation Service page - which actually contains toggled settings for your account, beyond the ones that appear under "Settings". There are multiple content labels on this page, and in this screenshot, the user is informed of what "Rude", which was by default set to hide all flagged posts, means. 

A "rude" account is definitely ed as: "Rude or impolite, including crude language and disrespectful comments, without constructive purpose."The bio of the censored account, Terrence Nowicki, Jr. It reads: "Political cartoonist and writer + Simpsons references (mostly seasons 2 through 9)", followed by a link to the website, thisishistorictimes.com.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This is Fig. For the first week after I got a temporary prosthetic tooth that had to be removed for meals, she kept trying to EAT IT.
Fig, a corgi mix, lays on her back on the sofa, snuggled up into a pyjamaed thigh.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This is Fig. She will only play fetch INDOORS. We live in a condo.
Fig, a corgi mix, laying on the grass with a stick she refused to bring back once it was thrown for her.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This is Fig. She has a beef with cats because they don't like having their butts sniffed.
Fig, a corgi mix, stares straight down the barrel of the camera with an intense expression.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This is Fig. She tries to bite the Roomba when it is cleaning up the fur she shed all over the carpet.
A close up of Fig, a corgi mix, whose eyes are staring off to one side like she's just a smidge crazy.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This is Fig. She poops and runs, trying to disown her crimes. (The humans take care of it while she pretends to be an innocent bystander).
Fig, a corgi mix, looking wistfully up towards something off-camera.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This is Fig. She once ate a raw teabag.
Fig, looking up at the camera, with bits of leftover celery on the carpet. She will not eat all the celery, but she gets grumpy if not offered *some* celery.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Gonna start a thread shaming my dog. This is Fig. Today she tried to eat a screw.
Fig, a corgi-borer collie mix, lies on a sofa next to a pair of feet that are wearing Dimension 20 socks. Fig is black with white socks and tan features (including tan patches above her eyes that give her eyebrows).
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Victoria is great because it has the capacity for a cute strawberry festival filled with crafts and strawberry flash tattoos and people COSPLAYING AS STRAWBERRIES, and also for this judgemental ass bike.
A temporary street sign for the Ichigo Strawberry Festival. It is a big red arrow with "Ichigo" in gold lettering, and a cartoon of a white cat wearing a strawberry costume.A sheet of flash tattoos that were available at the Ichigo Strawberry Festival. Flash by @baby.fountain on Instagram.A blue bike with a white sticker across the crossbar that literally just reads GET A FUCKING JOB.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Excuse the poor photo, but I had to show you: I got a mosquito bite that makes it look like Vincent Price has a giant forehead zit.
A close up of a tattoo of a young Vincent Price. There is a big, swollen red lump in the middle of the tattoo's forehead - a mosquito bite.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Hell yeah! I have a Day of the Tentacle half sleeve and portraits of Manny Calavera and Glottis on the back of my thighs. (This picture is from a lifetime ago, but you get the gist). One day I want a little Cosmo from Cosmo's Cosmic Adventures!
Seph, a non-binary trans person, shows off a tattoo sleeve featuring Day of the Tentacle figures. Beside this picture are two portraits from the back of their legs: Manny Calavera and Glottis, characters from Grim Fandango.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
"Surely your relationship can't be this absurd" My loves, this is Alex the other night when dinner was too hot to eat and I suggested he should "blow on it"
Alex, a white cis man with a beard and glasses, holds a standing fan over some bowls on a dinner table, using the fan to cool a broccoli gratin.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I love living in a community where we all look out for each other. Look at this charming young man, trimming a neighbour's lawn for free!
A young buck in the front lawn of a garden, chewing the grass. His horns are still fuzzy, but probably 10" long.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Dan: gonna work out. Let me just get into position... Fig: LEG BRIDGE! LEG BRIDGE! I AM THE TROLL OF THE LEG BRIDGE, OOH SCARY TROLL, WOO!
Fig, a small corgi, pops out under the steepled knees of Dan, a white non-binary masc person with a smile.In the second image, Fig looks off to one side, mid-wriggle.In the final image, Fig arches her back, looking to howl like a tiny troll beneath the bridge of Dan's legs.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Becoming the boy I was always meant to be, one day at a time.
A black and white, full-length selfie of Seph Hallow, a white non-binary trans masculine person, taken in the lobby mirror of an old building in Victoria.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
When your dog - Likes celery - Doesn't like finishing things
Fig, a corgi mix, stands looking sheepish besides the tatters of some celery sticks she mostly ate.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
If my stubbornness knows bounds, it willfully ignores them. Here's another iron-on patch I just hand stitched to my bag. My thumb is throbbing like a big cartoon thumb that's been hit with a hammer.
A bright teal patch sewn onto a black backpack. It is shaped like a tarot card, with the numerals XII at the top, and THE COFFEE at the bottom. The design in the middle shows two white hands reaching up towards stars, clouds, and an ice coffee with a straw. It is the single most millennial thing I own.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
These are iron-on patches, but I hate ironing, so by fuck I hand stitched them on.
A Herschel backpack featuring 4 patches. In descending order: 

Patch 1: A derby skater next to the words "It's a BOUT time" 
Patch 2: A 3-eyed Garfield face. There is no additional context I can give to explain this, I'm sorry. 
Patch 3: A tombstone that reads, "Ronald Reagan's grave is a gender neutral bathroom."
Patch 3: Plain black with white text. It reads: Thick Skull, thicker ass.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
1. Why does this exist? 2. When should I try it?
A picture of the inside of a chiller cabinet in a store. In the centre of the shelf is a glass bottle of Cinnamon Toast Crunch Iced Coffee.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Ugh precious ANGEL 😭
Fig, a corgi mix who is black with a white belly and snout and tan patches, lays on her back, eyes up at the camera, leaning into the crux of a leg, as she is gently given belly rubs
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I got transition lenses* and AHH THEY'RE SO COOL I FEEL LIKE A 9 YEAR OLD WITH A MOOD RING BRING BACK THE NINETIES *definitely a pun in there
Seph, a non-binary white person, wearing a silver-framed pair of Ray Bans indoors. The lenses are clear.Seph wearing the same glasses, but now the light is a little brighter, and the lenses are tinted purple.Seph is bright light, outside. The lenses are a deep purple/black, having transitioned into full sunglasses.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Joke's on her, she got a bath. HA take THAT you gorgeous fluffy creature!
Fig the corgi looks lovingly at the camera.A close up showing a tiny hair on Fig the dog's nose.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Nice day for it
Sephy, soaking wet, their hair plastered to their face, their glasses hanging from the neck of their t-shirt, which is soaked through to the skin.Fig, a happy dog in a rainbow rain jacket. She has fared the weather better.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The library told me to
A photo of a library bookshelf. The most prominent title reads: BITE YOUR FRIENDS.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Went to a show called Battle of the Dad Bands, and found the tampon disposal had googly eyes. This is the pervert I fear in the ladies restroom.
A tampon bin for disposal in a public toilet, with a pair of googly eyes affixed. Disturbing.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Well, this has given me a hugely different perspective. I am a person, not an object being sold. So here's a mini insight into me: every time I see a Little Lending Library in my city, I take a picture and add it on Google Maps (if it's not there already) so other folks can find them - such as...
A bright pink Little Lending Library. It has a triangular roof and the shelf inside where the books sit has some kind of fascinating bird landscape wallpaper - kind of like you might expect on a kitsch plate at your nan's A tiny blue box with a peaked roof, nailed to a tree. It has doors on the front with round brass handles, and a sign underneath that says "Poetree 🖤"An unvarnished box on stilts with a flat roof and a glass door. The sign at the top says "Fifth Street Poetry Hut - Help Yourself!"
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
She would 100% put out a Clove cigarette in my coffee for sending her to school.
Fig, a black, tan and white corgi, glares directly into the camera with a very "how DARE you" look.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Thanks! Alex is really good at representing my tattoos (even though he admits it's challenging!) This is what it looks like IRL - technically it's a voidfish from The Adventure Zone ;)
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
@alexsteacy.bsky.social decided to commemorate my last assignment. Thanks babe.
A cartoon of Seph, a white non-binary person, in a black tank top and glasses, sitting behind a laptop. They are streaming tears as they work, and a speech bubble shows the laptop is a wall of text.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Sleepy Fig. I agree, girl.
Fig, a black white and tan corgi, snuggles her head into a pale mauve/purple duvet cover, looking half asleep.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Never change, Victoria.
A picture of an approximately 2-3ft statue in a front garden, of a duck-nana - like a mermaid, except the top half is a duck, and the bottom is a banana peel that the duck head is sticking out of. I saw this in my local area yesterday, and I salute the brave fools who chose to display it for the neighbourhood to enjoy.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Spring!
Fig, a small corgi mix, standing beneath a flourish pale pink cherry tree.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Five minute poem, enjoy my word shart
A screen of a poem written on Keep Note. It is titled Grass Ambition. It reads: 

One day I will have a lawn to mow
And I will let it grow
Like shaggy hair underwater
Billowing up towards the sun 
I'll invite my tiny neighbours to move in 
The wind and their invisible lives will make the lawn sway 
Waving reedy middle fingers at the scowlers over the picket fence 
I refuse to buzz cut a garden 
To shear my ambition 
Of a small patch of wild grass to call my own
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Mood
A panel from Watchmen, where Dr Manhattan explodes someone into dust. The exploding human is saying "you have to take MY wild interpretation of your post very seriously!!!!!", while Dr Manhattan replies "no" and explodifies him. Damn alt text really means knowing your meme.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Me: I'm going to walk Fig @alexsteacy.bsky.social: You're going to ride Fig?!
A photograph of Fig, a small corgi-border collie mix who is black with tan and white patches, walking outside on the end of a lead. She is smiling back at the camera.A cartoon of Seph, a tattooed non-binary white person with big glasses and tattoos, riding a cartoon of Fig like a horse.
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Seph Hallow @sephhallow.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Ahem. A moment of clarity for my dear global friends. Mushy peas are the worst British crime after colonialism. EXHIBIT A
A picture of a plate loaded with traditional British chips, battered fish, and a serving of mushy peas. Disgusting.
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