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Coach Tumblervile

@sentuberville.bsky.social
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Tuberville Burner Account Parody | Corndog Enthusiast | Atlantis Truther |

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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Just finished a new book. I highly recommend to all republicans 60 or older!
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social this could be us but MAGA and socialism keep us apart. I’m also a full racist so there is that too.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I’m just jealous of how handsome Mamdani is. It is what is! Okay there I said it!
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Guys I get it, I’m a piece of shit, let’s move on. Geez.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Bad day to be a corndog in Alabama
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Scratch my ass.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/03/2026
Seek calculated revenge on your mail carrier by repeatedly ordering a large quantity of various items from The Onion store. store.theonion.com/products/jesus-i…
'Jesus Is My Health Insurance' Headline T-Shirt
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I’m saddened and disappointed by the sudden passing of Nazi Barbie, Kristi Noem. All dogs go to heaven, her’s will anxiously be waiting to bite her ass.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
IRAN IS 0-110 IN SEC PLAY.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I hate AIPAC. AIPAC – Americans Insisting Politicians Appreciate Israel Constantly
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Bernadette Foley @fivefingers.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Coach Clueless @sentuberville.bsky.social exhibited this grossly disrespectful placard at the US Senate today, while attacking the Muslim religion. I finally found the source (C-Span). This is cruel, low, un-American. We can never countenance this kind of behavior. www.c-span.org/congress/?ch...
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Congressional Chronicle - Members of Congress, Hearings and More | C-SPAN.org | C-SPAN.org
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Lauren Smith @laurensmith.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Auburn Football.
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a man is walking down a hallway carrying a backpack .
ALT: a man is walking down a hallway carrying a backpack .
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pgregg @p-gregg.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
@radiofreetom.bsky.social do you know investigative reporters who can find the truth about @sentuberville.bsky.social residency? He does not meet Alabama's eligibility requirement to run for Governor of Alabama because he doesn't live here and certainly hasn't lived here for 7 continous years.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween! As a proud Christian man, I’m so excited stand on my porch and scream obscenities at the devil children who will attempt to conjure the hell on earth with their goblin and ghoul costumes. They want to persecute the Church!
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AL.com @al.com · 30/10/2025
🔗: www.al.com/news/2025/10/coastal-ala…  On Nov. 3, demand at food pantries in churches, schools, and nonprofits across coastal Alabama is expected to surge.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I the only SNAP I care about are those on a football field, if only someone could do something about everyone who’s going to lose benefits due to incompetence.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Do we know if the constitution is actually real? I’ve never seen a photo of it so how can we be sure the Democrats aren’t making up these rules about Trump not being allowed to have 3 terms.
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I found myself wandering the halls of Congress today, completely confused. Nothing more.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Only kids who are athletic enough to throw a football and block Alabama running backs are allowed.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I forgot to tweet about the 4th of July, and taking health care from poor Alabamians. I was to busy sucking on Trump’s little toes.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Been getting a lot of hate recently, but as long as I get a corndog at the end of the day I think I’ll be okay
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Can’t wait to be governor and skinny dip in that Alabama shaped pool.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Hell yeah, can’t wait to hit this up once I become governor.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
@governor.ca.gov I have spoken to Secretary @Linda_McHahon and @netflix.com and @WWE. They have agreed that they would televise a 1v1 cage match on Netflix Live. As a Florida resident I can not let your words against Alabama go unchallenged. #LA #riots #LameStreamMedia #MAGA
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Fuckin’ Elon man, I loved him like a brother and he turns around and does this shit. A strong Florida man, like myself, would never do that doing to his country. #MAGASAD
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I’m drunk
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Tomorrow I will meet with leaders from Ukraine. Told them we’ll send playbooks and helmets. Freedom isn’t free but it starts with a good O-line. 🇺🇦🇺🇸 #GridironDiplomacy
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I have been again receiving hate concerning my 159–99 coaching record. 61%. This is perfectly acceptable. As proud winner of the 2013 Belk Bowl, you people need to put some respect on my name
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I will be introducing a bill this session banning open toed shoes on planes. This madness must stop. No more. Sporting slip on sandals is a shameless, stank-spreading slap in the face to fellow flyers
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Have to stunt on them nerds somehow.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I just learned about tectonic plates and it is challenging my flat earth beliefs. Could the continents fall of edge?
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
It’s a bad day to be a corndog
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Be a patriot. Eat a corndog.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
NOT TOMMY TUBERVILLE
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/03/2025
one thing i keep thinking about is how there is simply no way to design a constitutional system that can resist authoritarian incursion if participants in that system do not actually care that much
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 27/11/2024
71,000 people. 71,000 people have raised their hands and said, "We will stand by our pan this Thanksgiving and not burn down our homes."
A giant erupting volcano. An enormous turkey the size of a mountain is emerging from the center. The turkey is holding a fire extinguisher in one wing and a turkey fryer pot in the other. The text reads: The Thanksgiving volcano! Nobody likes The Thanksgiving Volcano. Fry your turkey safely. Follow the directions for your fryer. Only fry a turkey outside and away from your home or other flammable materials. Never use turkey fryers in an enclosed area like the garage or porch. Stand by your turkey!A woman singing and dancing in her kitchen. Behind her is a large sentient cooked turkey holding a pot and fire extinguisher also dancing. It is Trent Turkey! They are listening to Se Pone Caliente off of CPSC’s debut album ‘We’re Safety Now Haven’t We’. The woman sings loudly, “Yo no se pa' que pretendes que no eres peligrosa!” The text reads: Celebrate Thanksgiving the Trent Turkey way! Stand by your pan, America! Unattended cooking is the #1 cause of home fires. Make sure you have a working fire extinguisher and working smoke alarms in your homeTwo dads and their kid at the kitchen table looking at a recipe on a tablet. There is a sentient cooked turkey behind them holding a sauce pan - it is Trent Turkey! One dad says, "Is it still behind me?" The other dad replies, "Yes. Be quiet!" Their kid says, "I love you, Trent Turkey!" The text reads: Plan your Thanksgiving the Trent Turkey way! Make sure you have a working fire extinguisher, working smoke alarms, and stand by your pan! Unattended cooking is the number one cause of home fires!A man, Uncle Jimmy, cutting a turkey with a suspiciously blank expression. He's wearing a chef hat, but it is unclear if he is a trained chef. The text reads: Nobody knows why Uncle Jimmy is mad at birds. Uncle Jimmy looks at the cooked turkey and mutters, "comeuppance." The text continues: But everyone is glad he stands by his pan and always has a fire extinguisher in the kitchen. Unattended cooking is the number on cause of home fires.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Remember: not a SINGLE Democrat voted against ANY of President Biden's 21 cabinet nominees. I hope Republicans will do the same and vote to confirm ALL of Trump's nominees. My back hurts
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
The United States has sent $211 BILLION of your tax dollars to Ukraine 4X as much as the rest of the world COMBINED. This ridiculous considering, Ukraine has 0 SEC Championships.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Can’t wait for senior night on the plains this weekend!
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Linda McMahon is a home-run hire who will clean out the Deep State bureaucracy at the Department of Education and empower students and parents. Linda is a strong voice in the school choice movement, and she has no record in education policy.
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https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-taps-former-wwe-ceo-linda-mcmahon-serve-education-secretary
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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Dear Auburn shooty hoops, provide me with enough strength to get through the next 2 weeks of Auburn football. Amen.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
The AP exit Polls may not be reporting this, but if you do the math Auburn is the most dominate team in the SEC
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I’d like to officially introduce @senkatiebritt.bsky.social to BlueSky. The only safe place on the internet for conservatives to speak our minds.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Beautiful sunset over the great city of Birmingham this afternoon
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Kia Zadora @kiazadora.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Tuberville is another low IQ fucking dolt
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/11/2024
"President Trump and JD Vance are gonna be running the Senate" -- Tommy Tuberville
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
He is going to change America.
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