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Coach Tumblervile

@sentuberville.bsky.social
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Tuberville Burner Account Parody | Corndog Enthusiast | Atlantis Truther |

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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Just finished a new book. I highly recommend to all republicans 60 or older!
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Those bruises are from thinking so hard! How dare you insult our supreme leader.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I love Mamdani, he’s dreamy
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social this could be us but MAGA and socialism keep us apart. I’m also a full racist so there is that too.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Whoa whoa now, did you forget about dysfunctional private prisons we are pretty good at that too.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I don’t slink I slide
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I’m just jealous of how handsome Mamdani is. It is what is! Okay there I said it!
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I’m just jealous that Mamdani is handsome okay?!
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Whoa now don’t mix my name with pigs. I’m a vegetarian and pigs deserve happiness
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Im stupid-errr than you think
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Guys I get it, I’m a piece of shit, let’s move on. Geez.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Bad day to be a corndog in Alabama
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
If I could read I would be upset
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Scratch my ass.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/03/2026
Seek calculated revenge on your mail carrier by repeatedly ordering a large quantity of various items from The Onion store. store.theonion.com/products/jesus-i…
'Jesus Is My Health Insurance' Headline T-Shirt
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I’m saddened and disappointed by the sudden passing of Nazi Barbie, Kristi Noem. All dogs go to heaven, her’s will anxiously be waiting to bite her ass.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
IRAN IS 0-110 IN SEC PLAY.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I hate AIPAC. AIPAC – Americans Insisting Politicians Appreciate Israel Constantly
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !
ALT: a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Thank you for the compliment, IQs are like golf having the lowest scores possible is preferable.
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Bernadette Foley @fivefingers.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Coach Clueless @sentuberville.bsky.social exhibited this grossly disrespectful placard at the US Senate today, while attacking the Muslim religion. I finally found the source (C-Span). This is cruel, low, un-American. We can never countenance this kind of behavior. www.c-span.org/congress/?ch...
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Congressional Chronicle - Members of Congress, Hearings and More | C-SPAN.org | C-SPAN.org
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Lauren Smith @laurensmith.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Auburn Football.
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a man is walking down a hallway carrying a backpack .
ALT: a man is walking down a hallway carrying a backpack .
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pgregg @p-gregg.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
@radiofreetom.bsky.social do you know investigative reporters who can find the truth about @sentuberville.bsky.social residency? He does not meet Alabama's eligibility requirement to run for Governor of Alabama because he doesn't live here and certainly hasn't lived here for 7 continous years.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween! As a proud Christian man, I’m so excited stand on my porch and scream obscenities at the devil children who will attempt to conjure the hell on earth with their goblin and ghoul costumes. They want to persecute the Church!
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AL.com @al.com · 30/10/2025
🔗: www.al.com/news/2025/10/coastal-ala…  On Nov. 3, demand at food pantries in churches, schools, and nonprofits across coastal Alabama is expected to surge.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I the only SNAP I care about are those on a football field, if only someone could do something about everyone who’s going to lose benefits due to incompetence.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Do we know if the constitution is actually real? I’ve never seen a photo of it so how can we be sure the Democrats aren’t making up these rules about Trump not being allowed to have 3 terms.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
It ain’t my fault I can barely read or spell. The constitouchion was written by a bunch of geriatric socialists so what’s it matter anyway.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
You think I’m familiare with the English language?
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I found myself wandering the halls of Congress today, completely confused. Nothing more.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Only kids who are athletic enough to throw a football and block Alabama running backs are allowed.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I forgot to tweet about the 4th of July, and taking health care from poor Alabamians. I was to busy sucking on Trump’s little toes.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Been getting a lot of hate recently, but as long as I get a corndog at the end of the day I think I’ll be okay
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Can’t wait to be governor and skinny dip in that Alabama shaped pool.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
So your theory is that a US senator is publicly implicating himself into weird situations, but instead of it being comical, it’s real. A double-cross, if you will. Effectively giving him/me free rein to espouse anti-MAGA content, because deep down I’m not loyal to the cause….
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a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Thank you Steve I love it
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
The fact you think this a real account shows more about yourself than you care to admit.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
@briantylercohen.bsky.social You know nothing little man.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Don’t talk about my tupperware I’m very sensitive on that topic.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Hell yeah, can’t wait to hit this up once I become governor.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Our national guard is built ford tough.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Yes
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
@governor.ca.gov I have spoken to Secretary @Linda_McHahon and @netflix.com and @WWE. They have agreed that they would televise a 1v1 cage match on Netflix Live. As a Florida resident I can not let your words against Alabama go unchallenged. #LA #riots #LameStreamMedia #MAGA
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Don’t worry nobody in Alabama cares what I think either.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Sushi, Sushi, Sushi. Gas Station Sushi, I’m your biggest fan, but don’t tell roller grill hot dogs.
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Fuckin’ Elon man, I loved him like a brother and he turns around and does this shit. A strong Florida man, like myself, would never do that doing to his country. #MAGASAD
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I’m drunk
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
My bowels are always empty. I burn all calories and fecal matter up, working for my constituents
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Coach Tumblervile @sentuberville.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
It’s at this point I must inform you that this is a Tuberville parody account. Please call the senators office if you want to get it in touch.
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