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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Hello everyone Sorry for my departure. I’m still over on the other app, enjoying a lovely football season. Don’t ask for details. Going great. No, I promise. Just swell. Until next time. ❤️

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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Yes, I’m still on here No, I don’t plan on posting here much. Just didn’t know if this was still active and if I could access it. Anyway, don’t do anything that I’d do. Or do it. Idgaf. It’s your life

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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Just touching base because Auburn Twittah is on suicide watch even though that loss could be seen a mile away.

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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

You gotta cook up 2 batches of bacon: 1 batch is to be used for the black eyed peas. The second batch is emergency backup for the black eyed peas. When you don’t need it, and you won’t, that becomes a personal batch of bacon. Better safe than sorry

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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Fuck a kiss. Swing on somebody at midnight. Set the tone for 2025.

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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Now I don’t mean to tarnish the holiday season by any means, but I’m pretty sure the chick that sings “Santa Baby” really, really wants to bang Santa.

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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Merry Christmas you filthy animals

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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Yo Oral B, I don’t need a 10 second snowflake animation in your app because it’s Christmas time. A 10 second period could be a determining factor in whether I’m late to IKEA or not. I’m just trying to brush my teeth

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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

I don’t think there’s any 5 minute interval in the movie Christmas Vacation that doesn’t include a quote that you could argue is the best saying in the movie.

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a man wearing a baseball cap and a black shirt is talking about tomorrow .

ALT: a man wearing a baseball cap and a black shirt is talking about tomorrow .

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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Gonna be interesting to see if the Auburn Fambly did any self reflection the last few years over how they treated Bo Nix now that we’ve signed a similar built Jackson Arnold Ah, who am I kidding Yall gonna shit on him too no matter what

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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Idk who all needs to hear this, but if you have to pull your phone to correctly place your extremely large order at the speaker in the drive thru, you can just do that shit on the app before you arrive

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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Now spend the rest of our piggy bank money on the offensive line, please

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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Like the weight of the world has been lifted off my shoulders

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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Doing some Christmas shopping tonight Anyone want this for their back?

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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Putting deer horns on your vehicle is a good way to get rednecks to shoot at it “Missed one this morning. I don’t know how either. Thing was as big as a Chevy Tahoe.”

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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Early Signing Day and shooty hoops tonight? I might as well drop one of my nudes on the TL for free for the Barn Trifecta.

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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Lot of the same folks who were criticizing me for being excited about the upcoming 12 team playoff last season and said that I’d see more games like Washington and Michigan for the natty, sure are happy as hell right now.

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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Imagine hate-watching a rankings show

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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

It’s cool seeing coaches, ADs, and fans doing the same thing the Twittahverse has been doing for years Cherry-picking and manipulating stats in their favor

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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Too lazy today to retheme my profile to look like On3, and then post that Auburn fan BARNING HARD is entering the transfer portal with a picture of my pfp, but you can imagine right?

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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

“It’s a bit of snooze fest here in Tuscaloosa and…” -Glass crashes and a rooster crows- “BAH GOD THAT’S JACKSONVILLE STATE’S MUSIC”

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a man wearing a black shirt that says austin 3:16 walks on a stage

ALT: a man wearing a black shirt that says austin 3:16 walks on a stage

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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

I gotta somehow get all my thots to transition over here.

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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Guess I’m over here now. Who’s awake to make terrible decisions?

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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Will yall let the fine folks over on Twittah know that I’m locked out of my account due to telling the NCAA that they should get explosive diarrhea due to these overtime rules please?

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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

May still be drunk at the gym in the morning But that’s just the sacrifices one must make for Auburn shooty hoops

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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Dude, shoutout to Iowa State fans. One for giving us National Championship winning coach Gene Chizik back. And two, for making the trip to Maui. Damn that’s a good crowd.

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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Huge shooty hoops matchup tipping off soon in what is unquestionably the biggest Auburn athletic event of the week.

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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

The follow back policy is carrying over from Twittah. Let me know if I miss you.

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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Somebody beat me to it Hahahahahahaha

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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Sad news to report this morning, but I’m pretty sure that I died last night and am now posting from the afterlife. Haven’t found Marilyn Monroe or Anna Nicole Smith yet but we still looking

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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Hopping over here to let you all know that the game was dreadful. Absolutely terrible. But I’d take it every week if given the chance. Pray for my liver.

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BARNING HARD @iambarninghard.bsky.social · 24/11/2024