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they/them • spouse @zomduckie.bsky.social • former: poli sci prof, current: med research, always: bad jokes

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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 6m
Guy was saying all kinds of slurs, racist, homophobic, eventually started directly calling the students slurs
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 10m
The other reason to do it is being a true believer
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 3h
bsky.app/profile/sent...
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Joe Stieb @joestieb.bsky.social · 14h
Actually the death penalty is illegal or never enforced in virtually every Democratic run state and liberals are uniformly outraged by hegseth’s barbarism.
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 4h
I actually don't think his appearance is the problem 🤷 bsky.app/profile/josh...
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 4h
I actually don't think Palmer Lucky's appearance is the problem 🤷
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 12h
fr fr
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 13h
Especially since he's not even good at it
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 13h
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 14h
ye
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 14h
you're really trying to get me to elaborate on this further huh bsky.app/profile/sent...
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 14h
I will find you
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 19h
“Trump Announces Ceasefire” is not journalism. “Trump Lied About Ceasefire Deal” is journalism
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 14h
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Squirtle's Evil Laugh in Pokemon
Alt: Squirtle's Evil Laugh in Pokemon
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 14h
I have been telling y'all this from the beginning!
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Captain Holt Brooklyn Nine Nine
Alt: Captain Holt Brooklyn Nine Nine Vindication
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 14h
he really is cool james
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 14h
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Mark Cuban Taking Notes on Shark Tank
Alt: Mark Cuban Taking Notes on Shark Tank
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 14h
I told my kid Squirtle was my favorite and they were like "I can tell" What does this mean lol
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 14h
I swear if this fuckin guy still somehow wins I'm gonna lose my shit, like nuclear meltdown style
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Chicken WingDings 🇵🇸 @ebridget.bsky.social · 16h
Ms Rachel from the top ropes
From Ms Rachel's account on Threads, she writes, "CORECIVIC, a company that makes hundreds of millions locking up KIDS in immigration detention
has a PAC that's sending campaign checks to Senator Susan Collins of Maine.
Susan Collins chairs the Senate committee that writes ICE's budget.
ICE is CoreCivic's customer.
The company gets paid out of a budget she controls, and it pays into her campaign."
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 15h
Steve Zahn fuckin acted his ass off in The Silo
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 17h
The Detroit Free Press allowed readers to submit their verdict on who won the debate between Dr. Abdul El Sayed and Mike Rogers— but the only two people who said Rogers won decided to include anti Arab slurs in their letters in addition to abject lies. So the DFP refused to publish them.
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 15h
In light of today's events, re-upping
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 19h
be more like tina bsky.app/profile/smit...
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 19h
fuck you amy
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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I would love, absolutely love, at least one prominent contender for the Dem POTUS nomination in 2028 to start threatening this now. "Trump is right that lying on immigration forms is a serious offense. Here are the people my DOJ will investigate on Day 1: Musk, Melania, etc." Put fear in them NOW.
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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 23h
I prefer rainbow capitalism to the realistic alternative on offer
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 20h
unfortunately there are one or two dozen people who have made themselves essentially a permanent corporatist deep state by buying important government contractors or public facing companies with important monopolies
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
couscous + corn + carrots + eggs = 😋😋😋
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yep bsky.app/profile/sent...
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Apologies for not being clearer. I agreed with the entirety of your reply except this specific sentence: > But the companies should not get any praise My further reply was all about that sentence
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
(3/3) Do they deserve it? Not really! But we may still be best off. When someone walks toward your side, even if insincere at first, welcome them closer rather than pushing them away again Don't misread me though; not saying people should act like this is amazing. Just a step in the right direction
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
(1/3) I somewhat disagree. The way I'd put it is they don't deserve any praise. However, the world is often best when people do not get what they deserve. In my experience, the best way to get improved performance is to praise imperfect performance that shows progress
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There is absolutely no viable path forward for this country that doesn’t hinge on extreme accountability for everyone involved in this administration. They’re going to whine about politicization and credulous media types will echo them, but the thing is, they’ve committed tons of obvious crimes!
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
last time I tooled around on a brand new X account it took me less than a minute to hit a high-octane slur, but I thought, hey, maybe John’s right and it’s changed. had a stopwatch going this time, 73 seconds
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
blue flood GOP extinction event incoming
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
this was the conclusion of the Castillan crown while he was literally still fucking alive
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
you are like an acorn squashed on the ground with your insides out for all to see
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's like if Benghazi was what Republicans pretended it was, but times about 12.
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Harris County TX. He's hospitalized: "ICE claimed the man ran in front of the agents' vehicle and was struck. However, the surveillance video appears to show the SUV veering left through empty parking spaces before running the man over..." abc7.com/story/ice-ru...
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ICE agent strikes man with car during pursuit in Texas, authorities say: VIDEO
Surveillance video shows the moment an unmarked SUV carrying ICE agents ran over a man during a pursuit at a shopping center in Texas.
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
fuckin tetris man
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Micah @rincewind.run · 11/10/2026
do not gaze too long into the mind of the median voter, lest the mind of the median voter gaze also into you
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lyrics from Social Distortion's song Live Before You Die:

So close your eyes and embrace your memories
Leave your troubles and your worries far behind
Stop contemplating and start celebrating
Yeah you gotta live before you die
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
for as long as i've been alive, republicans have ran the same playbook: a few weeks before voting begins, they roll out completely fabricated smear campaigns. these things are always coordinated, so the talking points take over the news. the party is never electorally punished for their dishonesty.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?
Elon Musk: “Zelensky has gone too far”

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2109033017184338141
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Potato Fact Check: ✅️ TRUE, 😿 unfortunately Reason for the rating: Sadly, in fact, we tend not to call politicians Nazis even when they are Nazis
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 11/10/2026
It remains so weird that people don’t use Melissa Hortman’s name the speaker of the Minnesota House of Representatives gunned down in her own home???
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's normal for copartisans to obfuscate or paint their guy in a positive light, but this opposite world BS gotta go He's not the president of peace, he started a war in Iran, backs the aggressor in the Russia-Ukraine war, etc They're also trying to allude to a name for Jesus, the Prince of Peace
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