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selyxis

@selyxis.bsky.social
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dungeon master(5e), eclectic/sporadic writer, kinda ASMRtist. here to follow creative folks. married, 44. 18+ only. any pronouns are fine. feel free to say hi or ask me something. solicitors, bots, and creeps get blocked. More nonsense: selyxis.com

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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Forever a believer that creating something okayish is better than not creating at all, but it still rankles when something I do half-assed gets more attention than something I put real effort into.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hey buddy whatcha lookin at
Two round security cameras on adjacent walls of HEB (gray on the left, teal on the right), with a lightly cloudy sunset sky in the background. The security cameras look like half-closed, goofy, wall-eyed eyeballs.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can everything stop everythinging for a fit fucking second? I AM TIRED. (lol look at this gif I found)
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Kiszkiloszki's Surreal Floating Stream
Alt: An animated version of the painting "Ophelia" by John Everett Millais, except after Ophelia floats by, a series of other things follow: a rubber duck, a little girl floating in a red and white life preserver ring, a shark fin, some paper boats, a penguin on an ice floe, and some scattered flowers from the original painting. This is apparently an animation by Kiszkiloszki (AKA Polish digital artist and animator Kajetan Obarski).
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Feels strange to keep working and parenting and just living life while an entire song's worth of new “We Didn't Start the Fire” verses pile up every few days. (I know I've seen other folks use this metaphor before but that's really how it feels.)
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
IT’S JUST SO PRETTY
Close-up picture of my manicure: medium-length almond shape, silver-to-rainbow holographic gel on pink/peach base, undulating lines starting from the cuticle, terminating in non-traditional french tips.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Found this card in the empty theater lobby after seeing a movie with my husband. Apparently it's a promotional item? Makes me have the urge to start playing Magic: The Gathering again, but all my other cards are nearly 30 years old.
An image of a Magic: The Gathering card entitled “Spock, Logical Choice” with an image of Spock from Star Trek in a harsh terrain with planets in the sky behind him.  He's making the famous “live long and prosper” and gesture.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
QTP with a gif of your first ever anime! (My dad rented a VHS of Unico for me when I was 6 years old.)
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm already nearly done with a book that works for this, so I'm giving it a shot!
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Sam 🐈‍⬛ @sammakescoolstuff.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
A middle aged man helplessly holds an alligator’s tail as it steals his hat
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SaurPuss @saurpuss.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Struthless put out another banger www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLPr...
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The Death of Ownership
YouTube video by struthless
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Quetzali military = no joke. Oversleep one time and they relegate you to Cuck Island. #polytopia
An image from Polytopia's current weekly challenge world, “Spar on Par” where one Quetzali warrior has been placed on an island by themself with no means of escape. How badly did they mess up to earn this punishment?
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Went outside in my jammies to gander at the lunar eclipse…only to find that it was eclipsed by clouds.
The “Old man yells at cloud” meme, but Abraham Simpson is instead yelling at a Simpsonized version of Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton did what literally no techbro billionaire would even think of doing: filling her life with good deeds that make people mourn her when she dies. Not one of these assholes would even think of this, they are all right now completely and honestly baffled by the outpouring of love for her.
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 25/08/2026
Tweet from 2022 by Marlow Stern:

drunk guy just yelled “i love you” to dolly parton and she said “i love you too but i told you to wait in the trunk”
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm always a sucker for Shakespeare in different accents. Appalachian is a southern-ish accent but they have unique words and phrases that give it different feel. m.youtube.com/shorts/knkaK...
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Since you all are enjoying hillbilly, Shakespeare, here’s the Hecate monologue I did a while back.
YouTube video by Andi Marie Tillman
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Uhhhhhh. Got in my car and this fuckin thing fell in my lap.
My hand holding a black piece of car trim on my jeans-clad leg.
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Tofu @tofupixel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Capybara Onsen #pixelart
pixel art of some orange capybaras relaxing in a steamy natural pool. the pool is two-tiered and a waterfall connects the two. around the pool are orange autumal coloured trees and plants.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Your favorite Disney princess (wrong answers only)
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Abby Tlou2: Drenched, Heavy Breathing
Alt: Abby Anderson from The Last of Us 2, a muscular white woman with braided blonde hair, a black sleeveless shirt, and military drab pants. She's breathing hard and drenched in rain, rubbing her neck with her left hand after nearly being hanged by religious extremists. She spins a hammer in her right hand, preparing to kick some undead ass.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Required reading for anyone concerned about the recent Wattpad censorship. Livejournal and Tumblr went through the same in years past. This is nearly always anti-lgbt+ censorship disguised as a “protect the children” policy. fanlore.org/wiki/Striket... fanlore.org/wiki/Tumblr_...
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Last year, I made it to 1k view hours before life got more intense and slowed down my video releases. Seems unlikely that I'll be able to earn four times that before February 1 when the total requirement goes up to 8k. Partner program's never been my primary goal, but it's still disappointing.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Subculture of marginalized creators: *exists* Tech bro: Wow, I wonder how I can alter this to my own specifications for profit?
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
cat fighting what appears to be a fluffy spider rush over to save its life it's a fuckin strawberry leaf
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Erin Kidd @thebabygoat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Did a digital redraw of my first Business Lizard strip👌 #comics #art #lizards #reptiles
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Gender Census @gendercensus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The 13th annual international Gender Census 2026 is now open until at least 13th August 2026! survey.gendercensus.com It's for anyone whose gender (or lack thereof) isn't described by the M/F binary. It's short and easy, and results are useful in academia, business and self-advocacy. #LGBTQ
Promotional image. Title: Gender Census 2026. Text: If you can't easily put yourself into just one of these two boxes, you are invited to take part. Images: On the left, a box with a Venus/female symbol on it, patterned with tree bark. On the right, a box with a Mars/male symbol on it, patterned with grass.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
KITTEN FIGHT.
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LGBTQReads @lgbtqreads.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Happy International Nonbinary Day 2026! Happy International Nonbinary Day 2026! We're celebrating, as we do, with books starring nonbinary main characters and/or love interests!... lgbtqreads.com/2026/07/14/happy-int…
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Happy International Nonbinary Day 2026!
Happy International Nonbinary Day 2026! We're celebrating, as we do, with books starring nonbinary main characters and/or love interests! For even more recs, check out past years' posts. Early Reader Witchycakes #1: Sweet Magic by Kara LeReau and Ariane Moreira Welcome to the most magical bakery -- Witchycakes! Little Blue, a witch-in-training, delivers baked goods all over their town, and helps their neighbors with a touch of magic.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I learned this recently after a med break. On Adderall: Productivity: 85% Creativity: 15% Off Adderall: Productivity: 20% stuff that needs to get done today, 15% other random useful stuff? Creativity: 1000000% BAD DESIGN. WHO APPROVED THIS.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
was making orange spice tea with honey and lemon to soothe sore throat. accidentally squirted lemon juice in eye. temporarily distracted from throat pain but DECIDEDLY UNSOOTHING TO EYEBALL
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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I just want ducks…#fashion #fashiongame #funny #stupidrichpeoplefashion #thefashiongame
YouTube video by Refashioned Hippie
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Finally, some advances in anti-vampire technology.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I am trying yet again to further familiarize myself with Discord, maybe for posting random stuff like nature pics or short asmr clips. If anyone's interested in that, please let me know here or dm me!
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Langston Hughes Society @langstonhughessoc.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
90 years ago Langston Hughes’s poem “Let America Be America Again” was published in the July 1936 issue of Esquire. www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/147907...
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Let America Be America Again
(America never was America to me.) Let America be the dream the dreamers dreamed— Let it be that great strong land of love Where never kings connive nor…
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Well, after half a year of unrelenting life bullshit, I finally managed to slow down and edit some ASMR that I recorded in March. Should be up in the next couple days. Thanks to y'all who left me encouraging comments in my semi-absence!
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
A good one for Pride month. youtube.com/shorts/KPmAb...
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The Ballad of Tommy & Joey #funnysong
YouTube video by Carter Vail
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I finally have a meaningful contribution to this post. Lookit this: www.tumblr.com/eggblackoutp...
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🥚🍳🥚🍳🥚 (@eggblackoutpoetry) on Tumblr
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Happy pride month to two gay fish kissing!
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Huzzlez @huzzlez.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride Month you lovely beans!~ 💖🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈💖
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Simpsons Characters Celebrate Pride Month with Rainbow Flags
Alt: Simpsons Characters Celebrate Pride Month with Rainbow Flags
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
While sensory stacking to LOCK IN for work stuff: chewing gum, listening to music finished with work stuff for now (yay) done with music, tired of chewing gum takes gum out of mouth and nearly puts it into earbud charger????¿¿¿¿‽
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Some bardcore Daft Punk for the end of yer week. www.youtube.com/watch?v=doFb...
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Veridis Quo (Daft Punk) Cover In Medieval Style Bardcore 🏰
YouTube video by Courseval
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
𝔻𝕆ℂ𝕌𝕄𝔼ℕ𝕋 * ℂ𝕆𝕄ℙ𝕃𝔼𝕋𝕀𝕆ℕ * 𝔹𝕌𝕃𝕃𝕊ℍ𝕀𝕋 * 𝕋𝕀𝕄𝔼 Status: 0/18 *imagine Mad Max Fury Road warboy chrome spraypaint WITNESS ME gif here because gifs ain't loading for me rn for some reason?*
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The Brakrooms "Yeah, buddy!"
It's a picture of a liminal space like in the movie The Backrooms except Brak is there.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I heard “Call Me Maybe” in a store today and had to maintain composure while my brain kept turning it into this. youtu.be/532JJXhkDrQ
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Call Me Afro Circus - Marty Rae Jepsen (Call Me Maybe Remix)
YouTube video by Kurtis Ward
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Chomped my wafel before it reached full stroop.
A close-up, top-down photo of a stroopwafel with two bites out of it, resting atop a tall mug of coffee. My floral desk mat and rainbow-lit keyboard are visible in the background.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
youtu.be/0m-nqDWcWOs
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Sludge Mother - I Don't Want A Job (Live)
YouTube video by Sludge Mother
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
*makes an elaborate set of charts/graphs about trends in covers of “Feel Good Inc” with categories like “Is Maseo’s laugh replicated with vocals or instruments, sampled directly, or left out entirely?” and “Was ‘ephemeral’ pronounced right?”*
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rainbowbarnacle @rbwrites.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The good news is that, for a 15-year-old baby, Bea is doing pretty decent. However, the vet visit costs were PRETTY PAINFUL (blood tests + brand new arthritis meds) so if you'd like to help a barnacle out, I gots a kofi. ko-fi.com/rainbowbarna... Bea says thank you and offers you a catnip fishie.
Beatrix the kitty gazes at you lovingly and offers you a catnip fishie.
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Defector @defector.com · 13/04/2026
Twenty years ago, Neil banged out the tunes. Who was he? Come on a brief and fruitful quest to find out: defector.com/a-brief-and-...
Three images of Neil banging out the tunes on April 13, 2006. Neil is a hairless rat.
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Kite @ Anthrocon DD E16 @quaggyart.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
IT'S NEIL
illustration of a cyberpunk rat using a purple keytar. It's Neil banging out the tunes!!
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That Raccoon (Commissions Open!) @that-raccoon.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes! #illustration #rat #NeilBangingOutTheTunes
an illustration of a rat floating in the air with a xylophone.
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