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@selyxis.bsky.social
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dungeon master(5e), eclectic/sporadic writer, kinda ASMRtist. here to follow creative folks. married, 44. 18+ only. any pronouns are fine. feel free to say hi or ask me something. solicitors, bots, and creeps get blocked. More nonsense: selyxis.com

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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Good for them! This is an entire unintentional trend, I think. I have a gay cardinal sweater somewhere in storage.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They look delicious!
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yes! I've felt that type of inspiration before. It's worthwhile to catch the wave of inspiration to create stuff (or at least write down ideas).
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Having a corporeal body is such a drag sometimes. I hope your immune system does its thing quickly so you can feel better ASAP!
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wait, what's that distant screeching sound?
A grassy landscape with hills, trees, and water in the distance. A guinea fowl lurks in the foreground, circled in yellow.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Beautiful shots! Those leaves are so pretty. A+, would totally stand under one of it or I were appropriately resized.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Relevant meme.
Two still images from a BBC show. In the top image, a guinea fowl has its head raised in alarm while the back of another can be seeing beside it. The caption at the bottom reads "Always on edge." In the image below, we see a guinea fowl running, motion blurred. The caption I reads, "PANICKED SCREECHING" which is something these birds are well known for.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Guinea fowl! Has different colors than most I've seen, so maybe it's a piebald version.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Looks like your danish sprouted some skeleton feet! ☠️
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Forever a believer that creating something okayish is better than not creating at all, but it still rankles when something I do half-assed gets more attention than something I put real effort into.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SQUIRRELMAXXING 🥜🌰🫐🐿️
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's so cute and it looks delicious!
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is to my brain! This wall was spying on me in my car, so I took his picture.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hey buddy whatcha lookin at
Two round security cameras on adjacent walls of HEB (gray on the left, teal on the right), with a lightly cloudy sunset sky in the background. The security cameras look like half-closed, goofy, wall-eyed eyeballs.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think this is a great idea and must humbly suggest that they set the game in a fictional town based on Enterprise, Alabama, so they can include this bad boy: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boll_We... and maybe all these guys for good measure: www.weevilway.com
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Boll Weevil Monument - Wikipedia
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Awesome screenshots, thanks for sharing them! Apparently it's undergoing a bit of a revival with some new patches and stuff. May fire up my old account and see what's different.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh hey, you played Rift? I beta tested it and then played it a few more years after that. It's one of those MMOs a lot of folks seem to have forgotten.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can everything stop everythinging for a fit fucking second? I AM TIRED. (lol look at this gif I found)
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Kiszkiloszki's Surreal Floating Stream
Alt: An animated version of the painting "Ophelia" by John Everett Millais, except after Ophelia floats by, a series of other things follow: a rubber duck, a little girl floating in a red and white life preserver ring, a shark fin, some paper boats, a penguin on an ice floe, and some scattered flowers from the original painting. This is apparently an animation by Kiszkiloszki (AKA Polish digital artist and animator Kajetan Obarski).
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I envy their lifestyle. Wish I could live on the beach and poke holes in the damp sand with mah pointy beak for a living...
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Feels strange to keep working and parenting and just living life while an entire song's worth of new “We Didn't Start the Fire” verses pile up every few days. (I know I've seen other folks use this metaphor before but that's really how it feels.)
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
IT’S JUST SO PRETTY
Close-up picture of my manicure: medium-length almond shape, silver-to-rainbow holographic gel on pink/peach base, undulating lines starting from the cuticle, terminating in non-traditional french tips.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They look delicious!
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Found this card in the empty theater lobby after seeing a movie with my husband. Apparently it's a promotional item? Makes me have the urge to start playing Magic: The Gathering again, but all my other cards are nearly 30 years old.
An image of a Magic: The Gathering card entitled “Spock, Logical Choice” with an image of Spock from Star Trek in a harsh terrain with planets in the sky behind him.  He's making the famous “live long and prosper” and gesture.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The robin is the star here, but I am also very much appreciating the moss and the succulent in the background.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
QTP with a gif of your first ever anime! (My dad rented a VHS of Unico for me when I was 6 years old.)
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm already nearly done with a book that works for this, so I'm giving it a shot!
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Sam 🐈‍⬛ @sammakescoolstuff.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
A middle aged man helplessly holds an alligator’s tail as it steals his hat
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm glad you specified, because it looks DELICIOUS.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hell yeah, both valid. Got any rock pics? 👀
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SaurPuss @saurpuss.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Struthless put out another banger www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLPr...
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The Death of Ownership
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Quetzali military = no joke. Oversleep one time and they relegate you to Cuck Island. #polytopia
An image from Polytopia's current weekly challenge world, “Spar on Par” where one Quetzali warrior has been placed on an island by themself with no means of escape. How badly did they mess up to earn this punishment?
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hey, for some of us, it's always autism! 🍂
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I hope your move is going well so far! Closer to the ocean = more cool birds to photograph, I bet.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Went outside in my jammies to gander at the lunar eclipse…only to find that it was eclipsed by clouds.
The “Old man yells at cloud” meme, but Abraham Simpson is instead yelling at a Simpsonized version of Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton did what literally no techbro billionaire would even think of doing: filling her life with good deeds that make people mourn her when she dies. Not one of these assholes would even think of this, they are all right now completely and honestly baffled by the outpouring of love for her.
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 25/08/2026
Tweet from 2022 by Marlow Stern:

drunk guy just yelled “i love you” to dolly parton and she said “i love you too but i told you to wait in the trunk”
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm always a sucker for Shakespeare in different accents. Appalachian is a southern-ish accent but they have unique words and phrases that give it different feel. m.youtube.com/shorts/knkaK...
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Since you all are enjoying hillbilly, Shakespeare, here’s the Hecate monologue I did a while back.
YouTube video by Andi Marie Tillman
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
HELL YEAH! Congratulations!!! 🎉 We're proud of you! You persevered through so much to reach this goal and you deserve all the success!
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I have concluded that it's trim from my rear view mirror that must have been broken by the previous owner. Instead of replacing it, they glued it back on, then our lovely 105/40.5 degree weather melted the glue. 😑
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Uhhhhhh. Got in my car and this fuckin thing fell in my lap.
My hand holding a black piece of car trim on my jeans-clad leg.
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Tofu @tofupixel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Capybara Onsen #pixelart
pixel art of some orange capybaras relaxing in a steamy natural pool. the pool is two-tiered and a waterfall connects the two. around the pool are orange autumal coloured trees and plants.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Nice! So not overcaffeinated hopefully?
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
They need a big patio umbrella and some fruity drinks, stat!
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Your favorite Disney princess (wrong answers only)
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Abby Tlou2: Drenched, Heavy Breathing
Alt: Abby Anderson from The Last of Us 2, a muscular white woman with braided blonde hair, a black sleeveless shirt, and military drab pants. She's breathing hard and drenched in rain, rubbing her neck with her left hand after nearly being hanged by religious extremists. She spins a hammer in her right hand, preparing to kick some undead ass.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I forgot to say that this is also relevant to the Youtube channel removals as well. Same shit, different day/platform.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
How ya feeling after resurrection?
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Mushu's Iconic 'I Live!' Scene from Mulan
Alt: Mushu, a small red Chinese dragon from Disney's Mulan, dramatically stating, "I live!" He is pictured rising stiff-armed from a cloud of magical red smoke, in a visual reference to Frankenstein's monster. The text in white at the bottom reads, "I LIIIIIIIIIVEEEEE!!!" which is inaccurate because the e is silent, damn it.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Required reading for anyone concerned about the recent Wattpad censorship. Livejournal and Tumblr went through the same in years past. This is nearly always anti-lgbt+ censorship disguised as a “protect the children” policy. fanlore.org/wiki/Striket... fanlore.org/wiki/Tumblr_...
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Damn, check out the lumens on that guy.
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selyxis @selyxis.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
But also, fuck ‘em regardless with all these channel removals recently and a while back. Maybe it's for the best that I don't make it to 8k just to risk getting whacked arbitrarily.
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