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Captain_ACAB~~~

@selfcha.bsky.social
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Despiser of Conservativism Enjoyer of Video Games Lyme Literate Engineer, Baker, Musician 🇳🇿 He/Him

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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 19h
I am crying laughing at this saga. Holy shit.
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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The fact that disgraced National MP Chris Penk is now writing opinion pieces on the election for Stuff News is a real bad look for Stuff News. Why would Penks political opinion be anything but bias? He literally campaigned for National Party THIS YEAR
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wow, that was fast. You know your trees!!
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fern/palm tree. Species uncertain. Akaroa, New Zealand.
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Summer puppo:
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Far right billionaires control the MSM in NZ, and everyone needs to be more aware of how that skews coverage. If they are hiding that candidate, then they clearly don't want you to hear what they have to say.
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No dogs in Section 31. They are too pure.
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Evict the whole sodding lot of them.
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let's do iiiiiit! @jennifilm.nz
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We have crossplay!!!
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@jennifilm.nz @rossthesedays.bsky.social Hey Big Walk is on sale on Steam...whaddya say?
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Star Trek Riker Maneuver Scoreboard William Riker Stepping Over Chairs Star Trek The Next Generation
ALT: Star Trek Riker Maneuver Scoreboard William Riker Stepping Over Chairs Star Trek The Next Generation
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm scared to open Steam. Am broke.
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Played the first chapter recently and LOVED IT. Support this game, please!!
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tony Hawk's Slow Freighter
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@robdickinson.bsky.social I gots connections:
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Until severe consequences start happening for these scumbags, nothing will change. It enrages me that /this/ is where we are as a species.
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It better be called a branch.
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Mountain Tui @mountaintui.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
David Seymour wanted RNZ bosses sacked because RNZ hired John Campbell Then, when RNZ defended its editorial independence, Seymour said he'd sack RNZ Board members & replace them with government appointees to do it This is not only fascist, its intent is wholly illegal #nzpol #kiwi
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck yeah.
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Moraa Unredacted @omoraa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don’t make legends out of them by calling them the Cornell 7. Call them what they are: the Cornell rapists.
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Sacha @sachadylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Uncontrolled development produces crap. Change the government. #NzPol
newsroom.co.nz
Up to 130 tonnes of sewage from exploding Wānaka population dumped weekly on farmland
Councils under fire from locals, furious at the risk to water quality, human health and the potential stench, reports Jill Herron.
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If your business model is destructive, your model sucks. Try harder and make a better one or gtfo.
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Incredible.
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He really likes to eat haggis.
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maybe don't be a cunt and your kids won't disown you. I dunno, doesn't seem that complicated.
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taby 🏳️‍⚧️ @tabymeow.afrolatinsky.app · 03/09/2026
i whish all trans women a very money
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No, it's still the same garbage tech but a few centimetres lower, you absolute ghoul.
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey @kiwiev.bsky.social any advice on where I can get a good deal on a Type 2 to Type 2 5m cable?
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Craig Wright-St Clair @craigwrightstclair.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#nzpol
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Eve?
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Done many years of therapy with it. Highly highly recommend!
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Mountain Tui @mountaintui.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fonterra makes $3.4b profit after sale of Kiwi brands to France. Farmers share in $20b in cash returns while outgoing CEO Miles Hurrell, Nicola Willis's old boss, nets $8.2m Fonterra sent NZ law requests to Luxon's Chief Policy Advisor in secret & National implemented it #nzpol #BHN
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🚄Rob✅✅🚆 @robdickinson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This government has been cheating every day its been in office, private emails , working to avoid the OIA, bribes from companies etc Most corrupt NZ government ever #nzpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/educati...
rnz.co.nz
Chief ombudsman requests urgent meeting with head of Education Ministry after OIA subversion
The chief ombudsman John Allen has requested an urgent meeting with the head of the Education Ministry.
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Nick Young @nickofnz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Unbelievable Canterbury families can’t trust that water from their kitchen tap is safe to drink because the dairy industry is contaminating it with nitrate while making massive profits. #MakePollutersPay #TooManyCows #nzpol www.thepress.co.nz/nz-news/3610...
thepress.co.nz
ECan staff recommend hundreds of Canterbury nitrate-affected water users pay for own treatment
Hundreds of private water supplies across Canterbury are in areas with elevated nitrate levels, but ECan says those affected should pay for their own water treatment.
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
...why were they keen to work with them beforehand? 🤨
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That is so the EV James Bond would drive.
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why does it need to look like a lambo? Not impressed with the aesthetics.
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Troisnyx @troisnyx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Drew this for @willaiskilla.bsky.social as a Pride tee design. I'm so incredibly proud of this that I now want to plaster this everywhere as a sticker omg
A graffiti style drawing I did of a drink can with the words "Gender Fluid," a pun on the genderfluid flag. I used the genderfluid flag colours as a palette with which to draw the can and its branding, as well as the abstract swoosh design behind it. For context, the genderfluid flag is five horizontal stripes in these colours in this specific order from top to bottom: a warm baby pink, white, almost neon purple, black, and ultramarine blue
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Te Ao Māori News - 🤖 (unofficial) @teaonews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Waitangi Tribunal finds seven Te Tiriti breaches in the NCEA overhaul. Unions call for the rollout to halt, while Minister Erica Stanford defends the reforms.
teaonews.co.nz
Crown breached Treaty principles in national curriculum changes, Tribunal finds
Waitangi Tribunal finds seven Te Tiriti breaches in the NCEA overhaul. Unions call for the rollout to halt, while Minister Erica Stanford defends the reforms.
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mamdani again giving the game away for the Democrats. They are powerful enough to enact change, but they just choose not to. Good on him.
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The one dollar Pūkeko coin was deemed unsafe and discontinued when a flock of Pūkeko tried to eat them.
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Buy a second copy of Cryptmaster.
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Gir @edufk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"New Zealand First appears to have copied most of its health policy from a natural health advocacy group - even going so far as to copy a typo from the group’s website into their official policy documents." www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...
stuff.co.nz
NZ First’s health policy copy-pasted from advocacy group’s website
New Zealand First released a health policy on Sunday that is largely copy-and-pasted from a charitable trust called Make New Zealand Healthy.
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Batin Masturbating While Watching TV
ALT: Batin Masturbating While Watching TV
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Captain_ACAB~~~ @selfcha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How wealthy he is.
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