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Segy

@segy.bsky.social
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Big husky of NoVA. He/him 34, Ametuer singer, professional Drunksky, notorious hug dealer, maker of puns, & awoo expert

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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Brown bear floating along in Bristol Bay Alaska: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
DOGGOS
the sickos meme redrawn as a great pyrenees barking out a window
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Segy @segy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Been reading a lot more this year which I’m happy about, but now I’m in the position that I’m waiting on the next book for 3 different book series :x The Bobiverse, Murderbot Diaries, and now The Captive’s War. Really enjoying all of them but now have to start something else while I wait
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Friendship by Jean-Bernard Germe
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The "Jason figured it out meme" from the Goodplace, but the captions are:

LinkedIn figured it out?

LinkedIn?  This is a real low point.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
THANK YOU SIRI, KEEP GOING
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Segy @segy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Segy @segy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Pride! 🏳️‍🌈 Cute ych I picked up from~ @locofur.bsky.social First actual pride art I've commissioned after like 16 years with this sona lol
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.
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onesillyfag @onesillyfag.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Here’s a feed cleanser. Dogs catching treats.
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Staid @staidindoors.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
movie about all the world's nations working together to stave off an environmental apocalypse succeeds by completely avoiding politics
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 23/03/2026
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Segy @segy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
A lot of 40k lore videos are narrated by people with UK accents and "Terra" and "Terror", which both come up a lot, sound exactly the fucking same and Youtube's subtitles can't seem to tell the difference either
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/03/2026
im way less joking than yall would like to think
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/02/2026
it would genuinely be the funniest thing in the world if one of the richest person in the worlds personal newspaper got overtaken in print memberships with a paper that has stuff like this in it
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Eric @nemchocke.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Here it is, your moment of zen.
Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them?

Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.
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fox noises (spooky) @jjbbllkk.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
haha holy shit
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
look, the right wing's fever dream of the left is simply not true. no elected official no matter what their political persuasion is gong to go on TV and urge their constituents to read some hot man-on-man smut [aide whispers in my ear] wait what
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Segy @segy.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Day 2 of being stuck in our apartment. Just called out from work. They still haven’t plowed our complex. Even if I clear out the front of my car there’s no way I’m getting up the hill. Like 6-7 inches of snow and an inch of ice. Dense enough that even my heavy ass can walk across the top of it lol
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 10/01/2026
Canadian Weather Forecast:
WHAT TO EXPECT
OTTAWA
Freezing rain
Light snow
Furries Wednesday
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IGN @ign.com · 13/01/2026
Warhammer maker Games Workshop has banned the use of AI in its content production and its design process, insisting that none of its senior managers are currently excited about the technology. bit.ly/49xT9Xl
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Segy @segy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Why is it called that then?
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Segy @segy.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Made local news by going on strike for 3 weeks at work Finally built a new pc after over a decade Hit 3 year anniversary with our D&D group Got my license and registration stuff done so officially a VA resident now Survived lol
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Iva 🐛 @ivathehuman.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
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Segy @segy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Landscaping guy literally just smacked our living room window with a leaf blower
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Marupanda @marupanda.art · 07/01/2025
Bears bears bears 🐻🐼🐻🐼🐻 #MARU #art
Tiled image of bears wearing various fashion accessories like hats, glasses, and necklackes
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Segy @segy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Job has been on strike all month, going back to work right after Christmas is gonna be so weird
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
While unionized Starbucks workers are on strike for a fair contract, don’t cross the picket line! Show solidarity — like Zohran Mamdani and Bernie Sanders. Listen to what they had to say.
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Holyfirethem @holyfirethem.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I know this art was picked cuz its GTA but boy howdy does it look like its suggesting a solution
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/11/2025
MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content
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MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content
WASHINGTON—Warning that the film might evoke certain feelings that audience members weren’t prepared to confront, the Motion Picture Association reportedly assigned Zootopia 2 a PG-13 rating Tuesday f...
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 25/11/2025
tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Segy @segy.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Good election results, AND Dick Cheney died 🍾🥂
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Segy @segy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Did the thing~
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Segy @segy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I have all my new pc parts except for my motherboard :/ was supposed to be delivered today but now it's delayed to who knows when
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mgayultra 🎃 @mgayultra.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Bruh
Drawing if a tired puppy with the caption; "This too shall pass but like wtf"
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Critical Role @criticalrole.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
WHOSE LEGENDS WILL BE WRITTEN IN ARAMÁN? ⚔️ 🧭 🪶 👀 Take a (respectful) first look at our stunning new #CriticalRole Campaign 4 adventurers before their tale begins at the table this OCTOBER 2ND! @willingblam.bsky.social is TEOR PRIDESIRE 🦁 [ Art by Loren Hontalinna & Hannah Friederichs 🎨✨]
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🎃Nunzerwolf 🐺 🍵🍃 @spookarties.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
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Grig "Punkie" Larson @griglars.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
A bear in the wild, smiling and posing coyly
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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Segy @segy.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Happy #InternationalDogDay
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Segy @segy.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Unknown number from a Seattle area code texted me asking why I haven’t responded on Telegram, but I don’t have any unread messages? Not sure if it’s phishing or someone I blocked, but then I’m not sure how they’d have my phone number. Either isn’t great :x
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Segy @segy.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Just got back from having lunch with my dad, hadn’t seen him in like 8 months or so. While we were talking he brought up that apparently my uncle had done some digging and found out that we’re eligible for dual citizenship in Germany, and it seems like most of my extended family has already applied
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Segy @segy.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
🥴🍆💦
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Segy @segy.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Idk what’s happening #Samalamadingdong
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Segy @segy.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Gladius for the original Xbox. Game was sorta unfinished but I still loved it lol
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Loco Fur (Working hard) @locofur.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Ice cream tastes even more delicious when you're at the beach, especially if you're a big boy. Many thanks to @segy.bsky.social for purchasing this auction. I hope you enjoy this commission as much as I enjoyed making it.
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Olivia When @oliviawhen.com · 01/08/2025
Happy Doggust!! Day 1: Mutt. TGIF everyone. :') #doggust #doggust2025
Top panel: A brown floppy-earred dog with spots around their nose grabs the handle of a white mug of coffee on a table in their mouth. Bg is a warm peach/orange.

Bottom panel: The dog is now standing, holding the mug handle in their mouth with the coffee pouring out onto the floor. They are bamboozled. Bg is a sad desaturated blue.
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