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@segu.bsky.social
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torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(softly) holy shit
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torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
@malf.io get one more follower dude
an image of michaelalfox's follower count, which is one unit away from spelling BOOBS
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torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
crying brendan fraser meme
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Errai @errai.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
(texting my instacart shopper) Your vitals are stable but I can see your heart rate spike whenever you walk by a girl. Focus, agent Shopper: It's just so painful. I see her face wherever I go Me: You're the best. You will win her back Shopper: (picking up cereal) I'm the best
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torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
me when I'm playing yet another "_______ Simulator" game and set the currency to CAD
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torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
the King did WHAT
cut-off news headline claims "King Charles strips brother"
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torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
(Alice In Chains cadence) I'm the Jack in the Box
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torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
@kingofchardonnay.bsky.social welcome nerd
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torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Cosmo Kramer, who would ABSOLUTELY use the Ring, but it would have nothing to do with its influence
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torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I have no doubt Kadarius Toney will make his way back to the AFC West. Whether it's a humiliation ritual for him on the Raiders, or a humiliation ritual for the fans of the NFL as he gets an undeserved 2nd ring as a Chief, I cannot predict.
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torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I'm sure nothing bad will come from corporations learning over the last few years that they can influence elections worldwide by simply engaging in a lil price gouging
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torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Nashandra would be like "I would be so good at having the First Flame"
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
YOU WOULD BE GREAT AT IT TO - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELOTON PONDERIG DA WORLD AND THINKING DA TEXT "I WHOULD BE SO GOOD AT HAVING 1 MILLION DOLLERS" AND YOU WOULD TO , - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
the whole bringing a pizza pie to a porno joint thing is totally overblown. we used to play a game with the pizza and the last fella to "finish" got to eat it. all good fun
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torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
Bluesky devs are so damn cruel for making the "go to top of feed" button a circle that's like 2 pixels narrower than profile pictures. I can't close the damn app until I spend a minute getting them to line up satisfyingly
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torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
This RB cost me 82 FAAB on the waiver wire. This is why Americans think the RB market is terrible.
Los Angeles Rams running back Kyren Williams
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