Sign in

torment nexus enjoyer

@segu.bsky.social
149 followers 347 following 556 posts

spagety and meatballs

PostsRepliesMedia
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(softly) holy shit
021
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
YES ABSOLUTELY YES
000
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
sounds like me when I had strep
000
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
pic I took in Busan last November aged like milk
large banner hung over the street with the words "KOREANS LOVE TRUMP"
000
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I spent countless nights in the lab with friends playing the N64 Clayfighter games of all things man how the fuck is anyone gonna bring Goldeneye under the lens?!
000
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
(guy who definitely didn't know it voice) I knew it
010
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
they made a movie about a WASP too. actually probably quite a few now that I think about it they just didn't put it in the title
010
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Curtis Samuel, YOU! are a New Orleans Saint
000
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
it's good news that Jordyn Tyson has two separate injuries?
010
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Brissett?
160
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
guess he's done chasing a ring huh
110
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
cool! hope he gets degloved by a freak JUGS machine malfunction
010
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Drew Putzing
000
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Fitzy getting so worked up over the concept of retirement he beats another woman over it
030
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
game had a great demo
000
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
oh i fw this heavy
000
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
queer *Raiders I got a word eaten FUCK
010
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
queer would have The Pink Opaque instead of the Black Hole
110
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"Can't be that hard I've seen people dumber than me doing it all day" is a bit wordy but I'm sure someone with some wit could make something out of it
020
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"Do you even know if that thing's loaded" and even worse "The safety's on" are such hack shortcuts I NEED a movie where someone gets blasted in the face mid sentence
120
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
surely South Korea will endure. it's not like Samsung for example holds a large amount of real esta- *holds finger to earpiece*
0250
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
predictable* which is ironic
000
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
a very preditand basic 3rd favorite STP album for me and very far from the top 2 but I think Tripping On A Hole(...) is a hard tune to keep out of my top 3 individual songs
230
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I made a Sophie's Choice between Core and Purple a few years back and while "why not both" is a valid choice that's a good way of exploding your already bloated vinyl collection way out of control
120
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
thanks, slamming this and STP - Purple when I get home
110
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
yes dude YES
010
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
AJ JENKINS MENTIONED, JONATHAN BALDWIN REMEMBERED
010
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
a little John C Reilly's Steve Brule, a little Will Ferrell's Harry Caray. call it the Prestige Worldwide affectation
010
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
all conventionally attractive women too but I'm sure it's nothing
050
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
No! No!!!
A spaceship captain pounding his fist in despair
150
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
ok yeah crazy is right
010
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
was it La Bouche - Wanna Be My Lover?
100
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
this post about Deshaun?
000
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
there are Groverhaus everywhere for those with the eyes to see
081
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
yes dude yesss
010
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
like 1/3 of the price of the LEGO set btw
120
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
don't remember the exact term we gave it but the Final Fantasy VII Polycule Movie is gonna go crazy
010
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
@malf.io get one more follower dude
an image of michaelalfox's follower count, which is one unit away from spelling BOOBS
020
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
you can't give up the 1.01 in a device league, simple lever is a league winner
110
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I'm in a bar in Montreal and at least half of the crowd cheered for that tying goal and were biting their knuckles on the review. That's how wretched the aura is around the Golden Knights
010
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I am writing in Max Fomin for every election going forward
140
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I'm absolutely not an aerospace engineer and understand little about the physics going on here but is it banal to say "flaps fix this" and also wonder what the analogue for flaps is
230
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
64 is insane for a mayoral race. I actually voted on this ballot that had 91 candidates, which was a Canadian federal election record, until our very own strongman dweeb Pierre Polievre was rightfully fucked by a TWO HUNDRED AND FOURTEEN person ballot the very next year
91 person ballot specimen
010
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
crying brendan fraser meme
010
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
now that their playoffs are over I no longer have to argue with locals that even though the Habs are occasionally accidentally successful, their impetus is not to be good if they want to make money (sorry if this the wrong audience and for the record I wish they were consistently good)
000
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Alessandra? oh you meant Benito
010
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
hard to believe since the Earnhardt family are famously incapable of leaning left
010
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Jaxson Dart was the best they could get in NYC to introduce the president? That's dire
020
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Will Levis frantically rifling through all the cafeteria cabinets trying to find a scrap of Hellmann's
030
torment nexus enjoyer @segu.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
(guy who struck out in clubs in the southwest Mexico for a week): It's pronounced 'thobith'
020