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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

The most prescient album cover of all time.

The album cover for Bad Religion's 2004 album 'The Empire Strikes First', featuring an American flag in black and red, with a silhouette of a praying man in front of it with a sinister smile.

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

my Bad Religion era starts today

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

remembering shinzo abe getting Smoked by the Doohickey and laughing like an infant

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

waking my bf up from his nap by yelling excitedly at cs2 esports is 2026 football hooligan-ery

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

never more felt like an old man than when i discovered that bsky has a content moderation blacklist feature. i've just been manually muting accounts that post certain things this entire time

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

"how do we convince people who don't like AI/LLMs to give it a shot" "let's force it onto everybody's computers and make them jump through hoops to get rid of it" bang up job, microsoft. the electronic equivalent of sexual assault maybe it's time to switch to linux

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

MARK KNOPFLER: check out guitar george, he knows all the chords GEORGE: yeah that's me MARK KNOPFLER: strictly rhythm, he doesn't wanna make it cry or sing GEORGE: that's a little personal man MARK KNOPFLER: and an old guitar is all he can afford GEORGE: excuse me, what the fuck

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

man randy pitchford really does look like penn jillette got hit with a massive ability drain spell, negative level mf

this is a picture of randy pitchford holding up a 'peace' sign with his fingers at a press event. he is grinning, he looks like a tool, his suit is awful

this is a picture of penn jilette on a white background, wearing a much classier suit and looking like he's about to go and do some talented-ass magic for somebody and blow some minds

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

lol fractured my toe on my bf's birthday in a completely unrelated stumble. ~~excellent timing~~

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

i wonder how many scams i've avoided by being an extremely distrustful introvert

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

bursting into tears while failing to pour half-expired burger sauce into a dipping cup for my tater tots just in case you are wondering how i'm handling the stress from work

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

no more politics posts because I Can't Take It No More. instead, videogames and music stuff from now on. if you like emo, listen to Sunny Day Real Estate. without their debut Diary, bands like Cap'n Jazz, My Chemical Romance and Taking Back Sunday don't exist. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS3d...

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Seven (Remastered)

YouTube video by Sunny Day Real Estate - Topic

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

people finally learning that PirateSoftware is a narcissist who Doesn't Understand Anything is a bright point of my week

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Watching that Nicodooz 3.08 performance live was something else, man. What a player.

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Dr. Pepper tastes awful and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't. 23 flavors and they all suck

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Try to treat Retail workers especially nice over the next few days. Memorial Day and its preceding weekend are very, very trying and most retail places are desperately understaffed at the behest of corporate overlords.

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Tranq @tranquilblue.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

made some 5.5/10 lasagna tonight and tried to defend it, but accidentally said "on the plus size" for an astonishing self-own

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

man, team spirit really does feel like Donk has to 1v5 sometimes, good for them for winning Astana but there needs to be significant tactical development if they want to stay in the top 3 because they won't be able to coast on Raw Firepower forever (see: TheMongolz)

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

CS2 analysts after a superstar player has 135 ADR vs. a tier 3 team that gets paid in chicken nuggets and gas money (they will not win the grand final)

m0nesy, s1mple, donk, sh1ro, xertion, xantares... seriously guys it's not impressive to watch Tom Brady throw 9 touchdown passes a game vs. high school dropouts

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

dramatically yelling "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!!" as i open yet another e621 tab

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

FaZe benching broky for s1mple is certainly A Move, if faze come out of this with a major it'll do wonders for the org's prestige, but if they bomb out in quarters or lower faze'll be totally washed as long as they beat falcons i'll be happy either way though

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

of every nintendo game announced in the last five years i'm unreasonably excited for tomodachi life 2. i just might go against my 'fuck nintendo' policy and buy it

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Wasa @wasa.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

oh yeah they made vids longer now so it's finally time to post chinese_tire_ballad.webm

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

doordashing your favorite thing from a restaurant, going back two days later and finding out it's mysteriously disappeared from the menu is the kind of shit that made ted kaczynski happen

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

laughing myself stupid over the bf's response to a madden animation bug in which my QB rushed for a 1st down sideways bf: "My scrambles are non-euclidean! My jukes are biblically accurate!!"

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

streamers playing rdr2: what if i hogtie this guy and throw him off a cliff, can i shoot his friend at the bottom before hogtied guy dies?! me playing rdr2: ha ha horsie. i love my horsie

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

People are just misunderstanding this current administration. No amount of court orders or legal rulings or US Marshals or constitutional oaths are going to stop it from doing what it wants to, whether it 'technically' can or not. We are no longer in a democratic system. We must understand that.

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Tranq @tranquilblue.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

i was going to expound on this but @segalow.bsky.social walked into my room to tell me "shut up" and "go fart". this is journalistic censorship

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

have a feeling this term is going to be a lot of "that's illegal, they can't do that!" *gilligan cut to Them Doing That and nobody gets punished*

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

i knew the people who own the country were wealthy oligarch right wing extremists, yes, but could they at least have the decency to be properly terrifying, like Senator Armstrong? because good lord, our rich overlords are pathetic as fuck bro, memecoins and boosted gaming accounts

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

after the last few days it's become official: 2025 is the Year of the Grift. the Who's Line? of politics and law, where the interpretations are made up and the precedents don't matter. weeeeeeeee

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Rest in peace, Lynch. Always admired the man's ability to make what he believed in, industry be damned. The world is lesser without him.

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

happy new year i hope the world doesn't get set on fire in the next 12 months my new years resolution is to survive and spend more time with my s/o

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 19/12/2024

played pro skater 1 for the first time

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

every true crime youtuber be like "He murdered fourty victims and tortured each of them for months over a thirty-five year period, in one of the most heinous crime sprees ever. And now, for our sponsor, Raycon Earbuds! I love listening to hip hop on my earbuds!!!!"

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

I posted my AOTY list for 2024 on Discord, but here's a paste link for it in plaintext. pastejustit.com/zbfywrt1ui

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SegalowAOTY2024 - PasteJustit.com

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

going to the 'discover' tab and seeing somebody openly fetish roleplaying to their followers feels like walking in on your roommate masturbating

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

wrapping a hot chocolate mug for my grandma in my boyfriend's blood pressure machine box is some Hemingway shit happy holidays

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

the fact that the hawk tuah girl somehow started a (moderately successful?) podcast then started a meme coin that she immediately rugged proves that we're in a lemony snicket timeline

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Segalow @segalow.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

getting old is just having to use a deep tissue massager and a heating pad every day

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j @zerojay.com · 26/11/2024

Update your 7zip if you haven't in a while. Remote code execution vulnerability was announced. Fixed in 24.07 and above which was released this past summer. gbhackers.com/7-zip-vulner...

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7-Zip RCE Vulnerability Let Attackers Execute Remote Code

A critical security vulnerability has been disclosed in the popular file archiving tool 7-Zip, allowing attackers to execute arbitrary code remotely.

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