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Gamedev, selfhosting, open source, gaming and retrogaming. All around nerd. Mastodon: social.zerojay.com/@jay Matrix: @jay:zerojay.com 🔞Minors DNI.

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j @zerojay.com · 5m
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula. And sure, he may not actually *be* a vampire but he sure does suck.
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j @zerojay.com · 55m
The Leafs using Scooter's "Maria (I Like it Loud)" as their new goal song is a great pick, so much better than what they've done previously. It's just ironic with the fact that their barn is SO DAMN QUIET. www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2ep...
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Scooter - Maria (I Like It Loud) (Official Video)
YouTube video by Scooter
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pauline value-added consumer incentive @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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🔞eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps @eeeeeeeeeeeeeeps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is so fucked up actually
Wikipedia's list of games in the Crazy Castle series
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j @zerojay.com · 14h
I completely forgot about how Overwatch had week-long hero bans in 2020. If your main got banned, well... you were screwed for that week. And they even had a cat once pick the character bans. Man, those were some dark days.
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j @zerojay.com · 16h
Toronto fans claiming that Rogers does a bad job with the crowd audio in their own team's barn is embarrassing. The crowd sound is bad and yet I can constantly hear individual young kids yelling on the broadcast. It's just quiet in there, as it always was. Deal with it.
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j @zerojay.com · 18h
Getting ready to watch the first hockey game of the season with a cuddle bug.
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j @zerojay.com · 18h
Right with you, little man.
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j @zerojay.com · 29/09/2026
I just hear tiny puppy snoring.
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j @zerojay.com · 29/09/2026
Feeling like a kangaroo wearing a shirt with a front pocket, a puppy sitting in it like a handkerchief, quietly and sweetly snoring away.
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j @zerojay.com · 28/09/2026
LinkedIn, I don't pay attention to you for my mental health. It's just endless people in my industry getting laid off repeatedly and AI bros jerking off. There's nothing you can do right now to make me pay more attention. Really appreciate the job opening for "specialist at lingerie shop" tho.
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j @zerojay.com · 28/09/2026
Don't wait until someone dies to talk about how much you loved them, how much you cared about them and such. Tell them while they're still alive today.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map.
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j @zerojay.com · 28/09/2026
No amount of backpedaling will get me to take this guy off my "do not work with" list.
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j @zerojay.com · 28/09/2026
This is so good and I want the entire movie now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3Jj...
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What If Scott Pilgrim Was Malaysian Chinese?
YouTube video by Xoren
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j @zerojay.com · 27/09/2026
Hockey is back so if you ever see "PISS MISSILE" with zero other context, you can safely assume it's a hockey thing.
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ChronoMoogle @chronomoogle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A legend in the fantranslation scene, may she rest in peace. I‘ve rarely been in direct contact with her, but we’ve been on the same romhacking project with Arabian Nights (SFC) under LostTemplars wing and I‘ve played countless of her fantastic translations. She leaves behind a rich legacy.
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j @zerojay.com · 26/09/2026
Flock cameras apparently deserve more privacy than you do.
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j @zerojay.com · 26/09/2026
Plep.
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j @zerojay.com · 26/09/2026
The thing about having very young puppies is when you decide to go do something, you find yourself walking over to their whelping box and swiping one to cuddle up with for a little while and then swapping out every time you get back up again.
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𝔇𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔇𝔢𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 - ℑ𝔰𝔢𝔨𝔞𝔦𝔷𝔢 𝔐𝔢, ℭ𝔞𝔭𝔱𝔞𝔦𝔫! @therunepony.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So this game called "Dverghold" came across my Steam homepage. Interesting retro vibes, apparently collabing with a dungeon synth artist for the OST. The art was kinda tickling my AI-dar though, so I scrolled down to look for any disclaimers.
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j @zerojay.com · 26/09/2026
Quake Champions is the model for how live service games should end. Give it away free to anyone that's played in the past. Unlock everything, battle passes removed, $10 one time purchase for anyone that wants to buy it now.
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j @zerojay.com · 26/09/2026
It's interesting playing F-Zero in 32:9 aspect ratio because you start noticing the relationship of one part of the track to the others. Also is that the tilemap of the Mode 7 background repeating which wouldn't normally be visible in 4:3 over on the left here?
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Steam Hype @steamhype.com · 24/09/2026
Quake Champions Signs Off with One Final Update Turning It into a $10 Retail Game
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Quake Champions Signs Off with One Final Update Turning It into a $10 Retail Game
No more free-to-play, no more battle passes, all the frags
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j @zerojay.com · 26/09/2026
3 days old, belly full of milk and snoring. Our 6 month old dog is obsessed with her new siblings and being so gentle and sweet, loving on each of them. It's been heartwarming to see.
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Kaptajnen @kaptajnen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#SuperMario 64 is without a doubt one of the most important and influential games in history, basically kicking of and shaping the modern 3D platformers with the power of the #N64 But, could #Mario 64 perhaps have been pulled off on the #SNES and the SuperFX "Game of Tobi" has put it to the test
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Alfred Reinold Baudisch @alfredbaudisch.com · 25/09/2026
FF7 scenarios with pre-rendered backgrounds were always a mystery to me during childhood; but even to this day it's still something that amazes me. Now you can inspect every single Final Fantasy VII stage, including the 3D path + variations. #FF7 #FinalFantasy #FFVII #PS1 #PSX #RetroGame
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j @zerojay.com · 25/09/2026
Some very strangely fragile people out there on social media sometimes. A good faith "I agree with you 95% but I think you're not quite right here" about the most mundane and unimportant of things (game skins, not war) is so weird to block over, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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j @zerojay.com · 25/09/2026
Some crazy dude out there just put out a hack of Street Fighter III Third Strike making it 3 on 3 matches complete with Marvel style assists and a tag out system. This is absolutely wild. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJbL...
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25 Minutes of 3rd Strike with ASSISTS & TEAM TAG
YouTube video by firefeure
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Alfred Reinold Baudisch @alfredbaudisch.com · 24/09/2026
Pet project: 1) Advanced PS1/N64 game extraction (+all animations). 2) Website where you can browse and compare models, textures, animations, FMVs, for preservation. Already have FF7, Mega Man Legends 1 and 2 and MediEvil fully ripped. #FF7 #FinalFantasy #FFVII #PS1 #PSX #RetroGame #N64
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j @zerojay.com · 25/09/2026
Final Fantasy IV Pixel Remaster 100% complete. Probably will go back to finishing off GTAIV and the DLCs for it next.
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j @zerojay.com · 23/09/2026
Don't forget to do your part. My annual subscription ends in 6 days.
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j @zerojay.com · 22/09/2026
My dog is giving birth right now. Here's baby number 1.
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j @zerojay.com · 22/09/2026
Saint-Boniface, QC hosting tonight's preseason NHL game between the Ottawa Senators and Montreal Canadiens. Usually playing in the largest arena in hockey, seeing the Habs playing in a 4500 seat tiny arena by comparison is cool. The national anthem sung by 50 or so little kids was so cute.
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KEN-OH @hunewearlxzr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Have you seen BROS. for the Atari 800? That game is charming cursed
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j @zerojay.com · 21/09/2026
There's no way this is actually real. There's no way this is actually from Yves Saint Laurent with the penises all over and the shitty Pandora's Box with only the porn games left enabled. There's NO WAY. www.reddit.com/r/cade/comme...
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From the cade community on Reddit: Neo legend arcade 2.0 Saint Laurent XXX games
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j @zerojay.com · 21/09/2026
Last RT: I'll be honest, when it comes to working on my own game at home, I feel like a fraud. I'm just finding it very hard to feel motivated to work on it knowing that if I get far enough along to show it off or put it out, some dudebro using Claude will clone it and put it everywhere anyways.
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Sos "Buy Lazy Kickers" Sosowski @sosowski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My friend made a cool game on a game jam and within a month a slopclone of it is on Steam. This is happening every day for indie devs and I hate it.
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j @zerojay.com · 21/09/2026
Final Fantasy final boss for Montreal area.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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j @zerojay.com · 20/09/2026
Been meaning to get through the Final Fantasy Pixel Remasters, so started working on IV. Had finished the first 3 during my hospitalization ~2 years ago. I owned FFIV as a teenager and played it a lot back then, not much since. Forgot how much "I'm gonna kill myself for the team!" there was in it.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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j @zerojay.com · 20/09/2026
Someone added VR to Outrun 2 Coast 2 Coast: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfFk...
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OutRun 2006: Coast 2 Coast VR Mod — Reveal Trailer
YouTube video by frank hunter
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j @zerojay.com · 20/09/2026
What's better than the Habs beating the Leafs on Saturday night? The Habs beating the Leafs on a Saturday night TWICE. (I know it's preseason, but still.)
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j @zerojay.com · 20/09/2026
If you're looking to manually upgrade your Raspberry Pi 5 with more RAM, well they're trying to stop the few of you out there with the skills/equipment to do it for... reasons? www.reddit.com/r/selfhosted...
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From the selfhosted community on Reddit
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j @zerojay.com · 20/09/2026
For those not into sports, preseason hockey means watching two different split-squad games by the same two teams at the same time. Top: Toronto at Montreal. Bottom: Montreal at Toronto.
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TheDaddyOtaku 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦 (He/Him/Daddy) @thedaddyotaku.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Another reason to use udm14.com instead of the google homepage.
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&udm=14 | the disenshittification Konami code
A quick way to get an AI-free search without any extra work.
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j @zerojay.com · 19/09/2026
Glad to see the penis exploding machine got repurposed after all.
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Dexerto @dexerto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
New Rockstar leaks have revealed an updated version of Liberty City and a 3D look at the GTA 6 map Vehicles and missions cut from GTA 5 have also surfaced
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