Reposted by SecretionsPé 🍺🧿 @forevernever.bsky.social · 05/10/2026At the moment, Canada and Mexico are the only two major countries in the Western Hemisphere holding the line against fascism. 1026768
Secretions @secretions.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Some random invasive thought I've had since Hunter Biden did his laptop coin scam is the idea of Barack Obama doing "Yes We $COIN". Down, brain. Down. You're already damaged enough. 000
Secretions @secretions.bsky.social · 26/09/2026She is a cat, so you're gonna have to be more specific. 000
Secretions @secretions.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I always get kinda sad when some youtuber whose video style isn't putting their face in their videos, starts to do so. I'd always rather a faceless cypher remain a faceless cypher. 000
Secretions @secretions.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Free Jeon! www.tomshardware.com/pc-component...tomshardware.comCXMT planned to use stolen Samsung IP to develop its DRAM, court hears — former Samsung engineer who jumped to Chinese memory maker now behind barsSteal process recipe, get your DRAM on the market faster. 000
Secretions @secretions.bsky.social · 04/05/2026GameStop should buy Polymarket, but turn it into a dating site / social network to grow your polycule. 000
Secretions @secretions.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Oregon's space program launches long-distance space probe Voyager 3 to send a piece of the original PDX carpet to lifeforms of other galaxies so they can appreciate our species's only major accomplishment. 000
Secretions @secretions.bsky.social · 12/04/2026In my restless dreams, I see that place. The zoo. You promised you'd take me there again someday, but you never did. 000
Reposted by SecretionsRebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 12/04/2026"You've been charged with being cool as shit. How do you plead?" "Guilty, your honor." "Bailiff, give this man a Baja Blast and drop him off at the nearest arcade with a cup full of whatever coins we in Ireland put in arcade games." 10913169
Secretions @secretions.bsky.social · 05/04/2026"HAL, I can't seem to get the pod bay doors to open. What's going wrong?" <searching> "You're not imagining it, and you're not alone — it's not just you. While the XD-1 is a unique spacecraft, the pod bay door design is reused from other craft and users report spring issues, control board failur—"media.tenor.coma close up of a robot 's eye with a red light inside of it .Alt: HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey 000
Reposted by Secretionsan appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 03/04/2026if you invented public libraries today, every opinion page in the country would be arguing for means tested subsidized Amazon Prime memberships 5873681875
Reposted by SecretionsBenn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 24/03/2026This is precisely how a government sets up the framework to install a backdoor, create a firewall, and switch off the internet when it's convenient for them. 322037637
Secretions @secretions.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I wonder if it's possible to make a political thriller or spy movie, set in America (that isn't a period piece) from here on and have it actually seem like a serious film. 000
Reposted by SecretionsMangaGamer @mangagamer.com · 12/03/2026The HD multi-language release of Rose Guns Days Season 1 comes out on April 9th on MangaGamer and Steam! Pre-order and save 10%: www.mangagamer.com/r18/detail.p... Wishlist on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/4017960/... 110866
Secretions @secretions.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Putting on sunscreen is one of the most disgusting things in everyday human experience. 010
Reposted by SecretionsBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose. 840260178174
Reposted by Secretionsmaraleia @maraleia.bsky.social · 01/02/2026We need a court injunction so he cannot do anything to that building. 830859
Reposted by SecretionsSamantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 01/02/2026That’s… actually kind of fucking huge 1736
Secretions @secretions.bsky.social · 30/01/2026For our next report, we turn to our China correspondent Rick Allen 000
Secretions @secretions.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Heritage Perogies, as opposed to the commercially-grown monoculture variety grown today. 010
Reposted by Secretions🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 24/01/2026If the US were a geopolitical rival the headlines would be like: US Secret Police Execute Second Dissident In the Streets As Militarized Occupation Enters Sixth Week 4457992154
Reposted by SecretionsLimelight @onthelimelight.bsky.social · 23/01/2026There aren't many days left of Giallo January, but there are still plenty of fantastic gialli titles to showcase. For instance: Japan's first giallo - DOOR! This @thirdwindowfilms.com release includes DOOR and DOOR 2, two long-lost, extreme Japanese gialli. 🛒 tinyurl.com/2s3m33ad 182
Reposted by SecretionsDr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 23/01/2026The United States has officially withdrawn from the World Health Organization. This is a shameful move that puts both Americans and people all over the world at greater risk from disease outbreaks, which require international collaboration to contain. 16639151844
Secretions @secretions.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Sigh. theintercept.com/2026/01/21/n...theintercept.comTrump Admin “Deliberately” Tanking Morale to Get Parks Staff to Quit, Official Says in Leaked TapeIn a leaked tape, a National Park Service official said Trump’s employee policies are a “reign of terror” aimed at driving NPS staff to quit. 010
Reposted by Secretions Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 23/01/2026I am laughing my ass off 157014
Secretions @secretions.bsky.social · 19/01/2026@kylekulinskishow.bsky.social confirms his fashion choice of sunglasses etc. on Piers Morgan was, indeed, performance art. Badass. 000
Secretions @secretions.bsky.social · 19/01/2026If I were the nobel committee, I'd create the nobel demerit just to fuck with him. 000
Reposted by SecretionsRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 14/01/2026lmao 321298172
Secretions @secretions.bsky.social · 10/01/2026It's funny when somebody talks like a normal person and then successfully pronounces Mario "merry-oh" and you realize they're a secret New Yorker. 010
Reposted by SecretionsOregon Attorney General Dan Rayfield @agdanrayfield.bsky.social · 10/01/2026BREAKING NEWS: We just won a lawsuit protecting elections and voting rights. Read more about what happened and why it matters in Oregon. #orpol #breakingnews 730179
Reposted by SecretionsAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/01/2026We evacuated our kids out of Minneapolis this weekend and my spouse reports that as she drove them out of town she saw "multiple freeway exits where people are being pulled over." It feels like the Twin Cities is being subjugated by a hostile occupying force. 17873829212209
Reposted by SecretionsTaylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Congress is about to make a huge push into online ID verification, entrenching the power of big tech and mandating that they collect even MORE data on users. Mass surveillance/censorship laws are being framed as “child safety” but they’re really abt at removing LGBTQ ppl, repro justice info, etc. 21247599
Reposted by SecretionsDr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 03/01/2026So… they cut funding for research into cures for cancer but are going to spend loads of money *checks notes* running a whole other country? 548399
Secretions @secretions.bsky.social · 02/01/2026There's some voiceover of Maelle's mom in Expedition 33 talking to her literally right after she was born telling her that she's strong. Like dude, you don't even know her yet, wtf. (there's a montage of her time as an adult in the game, but the voiceover is from however many years ago it is) 020
Reposted by SecretionsMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/12/2025This is perfect. The DOJ's embarrassing snafu with disappearing redactions was the fault of Elon Musk. Musk cancelled government subscriptions to Adobe programs that would have made the redactions permanent. What a pack of fools. 585119613851
Secretions @secretions.bsky.social · 26/12/2025I miss being able to swap drives without taking my whole damned computer apart. Just as handy little tool-less caddies for SATA drives became fully normalized, everything went to m.2 and now it's under some heat sink with the graphics card on top and bleeh. I wish they did some desktop u.2 thing. 000
Reposted by SecretionsSasha's Retrobytes 🏳️⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Stepping from one world to another for this week's #RandomGameSaturday with Funcom's The Longest Journey. Still one of my favourite point and click adventure games. 💜 I connected so hard with April Ryan too at the time, making it even more of a special first experience. 1916629
