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Anonymous Lab⬛️r MP in the House of Parliament “Far Right” (George Monibot) “Duplicitous” (Alistair Campbell) "The rising star of conservatism" (Laura Kuennsberg) Appaling spellor (educated during the Thatch◼️r years 😢) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The current state of UK Politlcs
@PolitlcsUK
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Every dog has his day.
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This guy might actually be alright, I guess.
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Three months ago, folks Yes, that’s right, @andyburnham.bsky.social reposted this three months ago!
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Ain’t nothin’ to do with me, guv
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Until you win a landslide General Election, Andy, my heart will forever remain Sir Keir’s 💔
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I can’t even bring myself to watch the unfolding of today’s tragic event.
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Sir Keir Starmer will go down in history as having been a better Prime Minister than Liz Truss. Officially!
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
What an immensely great testament to Sir Keir’s brilliance that Andy Burnham’s only option is to ensure the full continuity of Starmerism
Change
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Yet another perfect reason why Labour should never have gotten rid of its greatest ever leader and Prime Minister.
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Frustrated Keir Starmer: What a Mess
ALT: Frustrated Keir Starmer: What a Mess
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Great to see Shaba moving up the ranks!
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mimij9.bsky.social @mimij9.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Starmer, certainly in public has a remarkable lack of bitterness, especially toward the backbenchers and front benchers who plotted against him. #PMQS
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Seb Berry 🇺🇦 @seb2024.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Wonder how many #Labour MPs are regretting what they've done. #pmqs
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I’m a complete blubbering mess rn #PMQs
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Super Keir Starmer Flying Over London
ALT: Super Keir Starmer Flying Over London
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I’m not sure how I’m going to cope 😢 #PMQs
Sir Keir
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I still can’t quite believe that Sir Keir is preparing to take PMQs for the final time. What an incredibly sad day for the nation. My tissues are at the ready 😢
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Boris Johnson and Keir Starmer in Parliament
ALT: Boris Johnson and Keir Starmer in Parliament
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Thank goodness we’ve had a Prime Minister as bravery as Sir Keir, who was willing to take on the difficult challenge of proscribing the IRGC.
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Keir Starmer Boxing Workout
ALT: Keir Starmer Boxing Workout
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
You still won’t find my name on this rancid list to traitors!
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Presumably Mr. Farage also wishes to see anyone using *BRITISH* Sign Language in their party political broadcasts thrown in the clink for the rest of time. bsky.app/profile/josi...
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
As promised, it really is a Good Year!
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
When you think about it, it’s all just background noise, really. Carry on, as you were. www.nebriefing.org/parliamentar...
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Check here to see if your MP has signed
For MPs and Peers to express support for briefing the nation on the threats from climate & nature breakdown to the UK’s security, food supply, health and economy.
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Who’d want the chance to get on the telly? www.nebriefing.org/parliamentar...
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Check here to see if your MP has signed
For MPs and Peers to express support for briefing the nation on the threats from climate & nature breakdown to the UK’s security, food supply, health and economy.
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Anyone know who gave the Government’s Chief Scientific Adviser leave to support this?
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Anyone else worried that voters will simply never be able to tell Andy Burnham and Robert Jenrick apart?
Andy Burnham Not Andy Burnham
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Above all else, Sir Keir will respect and honour all those who were loyal to the bitter end. Of this, I have no doubt.
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Anyone know if Catherine West has thrown her hat in the ring for the Labour leadership yet?
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Obviously fake news. Everyone knows Sir Keir would bring beers two a party.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Keir Starmer has turbocharged my arousal levels. I feel fruity
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The smart money’s on Camilla Tominey! @rolandmcs.bsky.social
‘Whisper it’ nonsense from Henry JeffreysMore ‘Whisper it’ nonsense from Theresa VillersEven more ‘Whisper it’ nonsense, this time from Camilla Tominey‘Whisper it’, but Tom Harris shouldn’t be allowed to be a journalist
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Samantha Niblett MP @samanthaniblett.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I saw the Prime Minister in Number 10 today. He was as gracious and kind as he always is as he addressed some of us to thank us for our support. His focus is on helping whoever takes on the role from him. 1/2
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Seriously hoping Sir Keir pulled out from presenting the award this evening www.sme4labour.org
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Given time, Andy, they will all betray you too…. bsky.app/profile/poli...
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My King is dead! Long live Queen! bsky.app/profile/numb...
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Has Nigel Farage & Co. gone full blown ‘Hidey’ mode?
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Mate, right now, all you’ve got is eight MPs elected to Parliament. Oh, and a £5 million bung from your crypto mate.
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Keir Starmer Says Oh Please
ALT: Keir Starmer Says Oh Please
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Matt Turmaine @turmaine.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It’s 1st June and you know what that means? Yep, Happy #PrideMonth to everyone celebrating!
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
A rather strange collection of criteria for future Conservative Party candidate selection, given that Badenoch neither possesses or displays even one of these qualities herself.
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Hmm… looks like he got the ‘И’ wrong in AИDY
The name “AИDY”, as written by Andy, the owner of Woody in the movie ‘Toy Story’
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
There’s only one team that’s truly worth supporting (and every leading Labour politician should support it too)!
Team GB logo
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Peak drama, is all this! Either Farage sues Habib for slander and the truth is all revealed through discovery. Or Farage sits on his hands and allows all the mud from these allegations to stick. Fingers crossed Habib has yet more dirt up his sleeves!
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Also a coincidence: That time when Nigel Farage received £5 million from that crypto billionaire who lives abroad and uses a second name and who funded the Brexit Party & Reform Ltd, yet the same Nigel Farage was, somehow, too poor to be able to purchase a house for himself in his own constituency.
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The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @secret-labour-mp.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Otherwise referred to as ‘Kim Young Shill’ by Nigel Farage. Or so I’m told.
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