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Chris Szczypinski

@second-serveace.bsky.social
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Pro Dem, Pro Democracy. Pugs, Orioles, Ravens. Baltimore Proud, DC Citizen

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Andy Davis @postcardandy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
While the world burns....
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Matt Norlander @norlander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"A trio in Rio and the Ravens with a walk-off winner!" Great call by Nantz.
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Chris Szczypinski @second-serveace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Chris Szczypinski @second-serveace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Insanely bad loss for the ravens. Is John still head coach? Literally every problem from last year reared its ugly head today
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Chris Szczypinski @second-serveace.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 13/09/2026
$5000 midterm bribe for 330M Americans costs $1.6 Trillion GOP:¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Meanwhile: •Insulin for diabetics: $40B •Universal Pre-K: $60B •Universal 4-yr-college: $70B •SNAP for 40M Americans: $80B •Cancel all medical debt: $150B •$1.2T REMAINS GOP: HoW wE gOnNa AfForD iT? SOCIALISM COMMUNISM NOO!
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Chris Szczypinski @second-serveace.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I don’t know about that. This would be pretty awful
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Chris Szczypinski @second-serveace.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What’s up with Tyler Loop? Boo birds out. He going to be out too?
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Are we ever going to find out what happened to mitch McConnell
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
NOW TIM CURRY? Do you need an address, Grim Reaper???
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Poll Tracker 📊 @polltracker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Texas Senate (University of Texas/Texas Politics Project): 🔵James Talarico 42% 🔴Ken Paxton 39% 🌕Ted Brown 3% 8/5-8/13 texaspolitics.utexas.edu/blog/new-ut-...
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Chris Szczypinski @second-serveace.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ride that metro escalator (again) baby!
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Chris Szczypinski @second-serveace.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
He hates his own. Let them suffer...
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It's beyond insane that every major paper and news org just let's these pieces of shit lie with every breath they can muster. This is no different than the Comet Pizza basement horseshit only this time it's coming from the Secretary of Education.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 18/08/2026
oh look, dems can easily leverage messaging to hijack, create, or redirect entire newscycles by exploiting the infotainment media's obsession with scaled ad engagement, who could have possibly imagined such a thing
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Who is Natalie Harp? Sen. Jon Ossoff puts Trump aide in spotlight
The former TV news anchor began working for Trump in 2022 and has become a close aide during his second term.
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🌊🌊🌊™️ @mandyk.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
bringing it
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Chris Szczypinski @second-serveace.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
And he will still suck up to him at all the UFC events. Total dipshit
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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
BREAKING: Progressive Lt. Gov Peggy Flanagan wins the Democratic primary in Minnesota's Senate race, defeating moderate Rep. Angie Craig and overcoming an avalanche of outside spending against her www.huffpost.com/entry/peggy-...
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Peggy Flanagan Wins Minnesota’s Senate Democratic Primary
The lieutenant governor defeated moderate Rep. Angie Craig and overcame an avalanche of outside spending against her.
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NPR @npr.org · 11/08/2026
The deployment is expected to cost in the billions after it was quietly extended until Inauguration Day of 2029. n.pr/4gp0FID
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A year in, thousands of armed troops have quietly become a fixture of D.C. life
The deployment is expected to cost in the billions after it was quietly extended until Inauguration Day of 2029.
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Chris Szczypinski @second-serveace.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The tea party forced the democrats left. Get on board or we all get left behind + into autocracy. Mamdani + Abdul = the new way forward
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Chris Szczypinski @second-serveace.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Too high!!
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Overlook Hotel July 4th Ball 1921
Black and white version of the photo of the Spanish team celebrating their World Cup victory with Trump who wouldn't get off the stage
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Chris Szczypinski @second-serveace.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Have you seen the sex offender in the area poster in DC?
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Chris Szczypinski @second-serveace.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Peter Griffin Farts in a Glass Box
ALT: Peter Griffin Farts in a Glass Box
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Democrats @democrats.org · 14/07/2026
Duly elected.
A photo of Georgia Senators Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff standing and waving together. An American flag is behind them.
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Chris Szczypinski @second-serveace.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Totally useless. All they do is ride around in the van and stand in the park where a lot of white people are.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 13/07/2026
BREAKING: A federal judge just nullified Trump’s $1.776 billion IRS “settlement,” ruling it had “no viable basis in law or fact,” finding there was never a real legal dispute, and referring Trump’s attorney to The Florida Bar for possible discipline.
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Chris Szczypinski @second-serveace.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I mean how else would an unconscious person get to a hospital?
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
trump touched it and it died, example 483737
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Washington, DC has never looked as bad as it has in the past few months—and it’s not just the reflecting pool
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Chris Szczypinski @second-serveace.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It was not a red card. I hope he scores the winning goal. And I hope Trump goes to jail
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Chris Szczypinski @second-serveace.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hard disagree. FIFA is as corrupt as they come. All countries play it
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The Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The same Republicans who were hysterical when asked to wear masks to prevent the spread of COVID19 have no problem wearing masks to spread their White Nationalist Christian hatred.
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This is absolutely miserable and I'm having a wonderful time
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
They're doing little January 6s because that's all they know how to do.
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🌊🌊🌊™️ @mandyk.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I used to reserve my space laser for the Jews, but now I'm controlling the weather full-time for Antifa. If you liked tonight's storm on the National Mall cancellation, please show your appreciation at my Patreon, or Buy Me A Coffee. {kidding - no Patreon: I run the weather just for kicks}
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Buy Me a Coffee
Buy Me a Coffee is the best way for creators and artists to accept support and membership from their fans.
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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Mother Nature has joined the resistance.
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Chris Szczypinski @second-serveace.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
@mandyk.bsky.social Mother Nature Tm
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Chris Szczypinski @second-serveace.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The Nazi’s have arrived. On America 250 we pledge to wipe them out and send them away forever
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Chris Szczypinski @second-serveace.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
lol
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Chris Szczypinski @second-serveace.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
That... never happens. I live here.
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YarnDC ✊🏽✊🏼✊🏿 @yarndc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
State fairs are supposed to be about homegrown + handmade, and you know MAGA's has none of that. So we brought the crafting to the Mall this weekend with our group 🇺🇸 project. Now, TA-DA, we are ready to show it off!
rolled up red+white striped fiber piece lies on gleaming wood table, with two women (torsos, arms + hands visible) manipulating it
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🌊🌊🌊™️ @mandyk.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
@second-serveace.bsky.social - Need a summer gig?
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Chris Szczypinski @second-serveace.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Omg that’s brilliant!!!!
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 28/06/2026
Will the Mamdani effect make 2028 the year of the leftwing president?
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Will the Mamdani effect make 2028 the year of the leftwing president?
The mayor hopes to ‘write a new chapter in the party’s history’ – and recent democratic socialist wins prove he might be able to do it
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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Kristi Noem, as portrayed by a D.C. artist
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Who wants to tell Hakeem Jeffries that Mamdani would beat him by 30 points if they ran against each other lol
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Chris Szczypinski @second-serveace.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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