sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 17hLoving Slow Gods so far and had to share this scathing zinger. 011
sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Demilitarise Fairford and open up the bowling alley to locals who can't be arsed going all the way to Swindon/Cheltenham/Gloucester/Stroud like when I was a kid. Otherwise the vans will keep coming. 000
sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We all love the man in the little shop who knows full well its your third chaotic visit today (1. Cereal, milk, biscuits 2. Pot noodle, crisps, pop 3. Beer, chocolate) but won't say a damn thing. 010
sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A selection of Why I Am Like This. Also Monkey Island. 010
Reposted by sebzillaMillions of Chopped Landlord Pieces @thirteentwelve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Charlotte Church roasting Ed Sheeran over a Dead Kennedy's cover 31995331
sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 21/09/2026And what's more the selection on offer in the gift shop was VERY limited. 110
Reposted by sebzillaDaniel C. Blight @danielcblight.bsky.social · 14/09/2026***URGENT PLEASE SHARE*** University of Brighton management have announced today that they ‘give notice of termination of all collective agreements’. This is a fundamental erasure of workers' rights. Management have announced the termination of all contractual documents, which includes: 13597704
sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My "not a transphobic, homophobic, mould-addled, Epstein associate" FAQ page has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my FAQs. 000
sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Gone out out in Belfast and for what it's worth my union reps are fucking brilliant and we'd be a shitter branch without them. Big up the non gender specific lads. 000
sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Alright so the OoT remake looks fully sick and I'm excited to see the wacky methods people use to play the ocarina tunes. Can I really justify buying a Switch 2 for it, though? 000
sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The little shop keeps stocking increasingly bizarre flavours of Pepsi Max and I am Here For It. Cherry & Vanilla is so good. Sometimes combining two good things makes a bad thing. This is not one of those times. 110
sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Without saying your age, what's your favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old? (My appreciation for this film came some years later, at the time it was probably Zombieland)static.klipy.comFrozen Elsa Builds Ice StairsAlt: Frozen Elsa Builds Ice Stairs 010
sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 01/09/2026How much did Starmer get paid while delaying his resignation until after the summer parliamentary recess? A grifter to the end. 022
sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 01/09/2026It's time for serial winner Jonathan Ashworth to get back in the bloody game 000
sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 01/09/2026@zackpolanski.bsky.social 👀bbc.co.ukKeir Starmer announces he is standing down as MPThe former prime minister said he would now turn his focus to international affairs. 000
sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This beast ate an entire vintage cheddar boule this evening. Now sleeping it off. It's hard to be mad though, whom among us would not do the same given the chance? 020
sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Porno parody of a classic novel: A Tale of Two Titties 042
sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Back from a week in Scotland, what do you mean it's still hot in England? You were meant to sort this out! 000
sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Going on holiday to Scotland tomorrow and instead of packing I chose to spend my evening cooking a pasta bake to bring with us so arrival dinner is easy. Tomorrow this will either prove to be inspired or ridiculous. 000
sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 04/08/2026The great lie of IKEA is that if you buy the right items you will become a tidy person. And then you get home and realise you just have even more shit in your house. 020
sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 03/08/2026They would call me Andy the Relentless... because I just never relent! 000
Reposted by sebzillaZack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Just under two hours left to vote Green. A Greater Manchester for people and planet, not big money and developers. Vote Geraldine Coggins first preference. 849672
Reposted by sebzillaJackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands 4360732052
sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 29/07/2026So basically Odysseus' crew are a bunch of dingdongs who deserved everything they got. 010
sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Environmental communal socialism sounds about right, yeah. 12axes.vercel.app 030
sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Wes Streeting is going to make that Tory weirdo with the tarantula look dignified by comparison at Defence 040
sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 20/07/2026No lectern for Andrew "Andy" Burnham. Instead he'll be sitting backwards on a chair. 010
sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Not allowed to actually kiss the king's hands these days in case you mistake them for sausages and have a little nibble 000
sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 19/07/2026static.klipy.comSimpson Balthazar: Boo This Man! Half BakedALT: Simpson Balthazar: Boo This Man! Half Baked 000
sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Cancel this game, award the trophy to whoever won the "Bronze Final" yesterday 000
Reposted by sebzillaTyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 19/07/2026philosophers only want one thing and it's fucking discussing 5325101
sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 11/07/2026There's some sort of horrible orb in the sky, please send help 010
sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Uggghhh my go-to underwear manufacturer Oddballs has just announced a Harry Potter range. Emailing them now to explain why I won't be buying any more of their pants. 100
sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Right then, let's do ityoutube.comWhat do people in Clacton really think about Nigel Farage?YouTube video by Zack Polanski 000
sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Oh what's that, a stupid stunt from Farage? What a surprise. 020
sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Watching @memoriamatters.bsky.social play The Hobbit (2003) and the soundtrack is extremely Bastion-era @darrenkorb.bsky.social coded (in particular this reminds me of "In Case Of Trouble.") Which is to say it slaps.thehobbit.bandcamp.comWorking The Mill, by Rod Abernethy and Dave Adamsfrom the album The Hobbit - The Complete Original Soundtrack 010
Reposted by sebzillaTyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 01/07/2026well that's fucking amazing. good lord, lmao, thank god this comedian pulled it out of the fire. 5033481198
