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If you find out who it is tell them "yowza"

The inverse also works, as per the joke in Mary Poppins: "The other day when it was so cold, a friend of mine went to buy some long underwear. The shopkeeper said to him, 'How long do you want it?' And my friend said, 'Well, from about September to March.'"

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Must be exhausting with your surname.

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That's an acceptable ratio

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Young Mark: Wow, these people will laugh at any old toss. I bet it would be really easy and lucrative to become a professional comedian!

sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I like to be Under the sea Can I make it any more obvious?

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Do it every weekend and shorten your year by two full days

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Loving Slow Gods so far and had to share this scathing zinger.

Quote from Small God's interlude on gender. "You can remember the difference between innumerable different types of sausage or sporting teams, but you cannot hold in your mind a mere half-dozen or so categories of people? That must make navigating the nuances of human experience extraordinarily taxing for you."

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As long as the didn't make it out of

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Wow, right up to the End Of History

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Sometimes the line between unlistenable shit and genius is wafer-thin. But yeah this slaps.

Seems only fair since we all get to be obsessed, you should too!

Wasn't his first one called to combat the disposable barbeque menace?

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Demilitarise Fairford and open up the bowling alley to locals who can't be arsed going all the way to Swindon/Cheltenham/Gloucester/Stroud like when I was a kid. Otherwise the vans will keep coming.

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Here's chargen, here's a low-stakes starting area with opportunities to try stuff out, then (perhaps best of all) here's an opportunity to respec afterwards if you're now thinking "dang, explosives look more fun than I thought before"

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Justice for Abz, Scott, Ritchie, Sean and Jason

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sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Better understanding of how the car works, more engaged with the driving (and so less likely to zone out) and you can do nifty stuff like engine braking or clutch control on hills.

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I haven't even been whelmed lately.

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We all love the man in the little shop who knows full well its your third chaotic visit today (1. Cereal, milk, biscuits 2. Pot noodle, crisps, pop 3. Beer, chocolate) but won't say a damn thing.

I'd clicked through enough layers of Wikipedia by that point, but you're right. I want to see them lining up against Glossop North End Community and Bacup Borough Shadow next season.

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This has made a thing happen in my brain. Often we on the left like to say "of course we can afford [policy] we're one of the richest countries in the world" but you're right, the UK itself *isn't* rich, it just happens to host a number of obscenely wealthy individuals.

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Relegate them to the North West Counties League and redistribute all the trophies they've won in the past 17 years.

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There were words in that thing? I thought it was just a series of pictures of Keith wearing suits and pointing.

I was at that conference and after the preceding couple of years it was so moving to feel the support in the room, despite the leadership. And then it carried forward to TUC where we supported Motion 17. Amazing efforts from all involved, long may it continue.

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Kurt doing Carpool Karaoke with James Cordon

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Chose exactly the wrong time to launch (while the Greens were busy Polanskifying) and did a god-awful job on top of that.

Throw her in the channel instead

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sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I drove my tractor through your haystack last night (ooh arr ooh arr) What could Pete Budd mean by this?

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If you want to drink at the football, simply support a team in the sixth tier or below!

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sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Whoever put Arsenic and Selenium next to each other has a lot to answer for, but things would be much worse if it wasn't for Astatine keeping Polonium and Radon apart.

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sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Maybe we can get a good Fallout game again

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sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

JKR was doing the best she could having only ever had non-British people described to her third-hand, we must liken her characters to those medieval pictures of giraffes.

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sebzilla @sebzilla.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A selection of Why I Am Like This. Also Monkey Island.

Championship Manager 2 (Manchester United squad screen)