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Sean Thomason

@seanthomason.bsky.social
9.2K followers 428 following 4.1K posts

RiffTrax & MST3K Writer / Producer Los Angeles (born and raised in Appalachia)

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 3h
Yeah, CA ballots are a confusing minefield. I hope people use voter guides
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 4h
Not to be horny on main, but filling in the little bubble to vote YES on a billionaire tax in California gave me a special little thrill.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So long to Jim Bakker, a minor character from Bloom County.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That’s the city I live in and a city I used to live in… you’re telling on yourself, Mr. President. You are obsessed with me.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The whole Greek life thing is so deranged. “This house full of horny unwashed boys whose parents are paying for their social life is actually classy and sophisticated because there are some Greek letters and columns out front.”
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've heard enough, I'm burying all my money in jars.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes I'm a Gene Wolfe stan and this is a wild bargain on some of the finest SF & fantasy novels ever written. Ursula K. Le Guin called him "our Melville" for a reason. And it's supporting a good cause!
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Finally watching Backrooms and now I understand why everyone said this was Backrooms.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Hey Pope, maybe shut the fuck up about how murder is a sin until you’ve put in the work and killed a few guys?”
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Instagram is smothering me with ads weaponizing the bad reviews like they’re a good thing. I’m worried what Tom Cruise might do to planet Earth is this movie bombs.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Commercials for Digger now going door-to-door trying to shock people.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People say it’s hard to feel “spooky season” when it’s 100 degrees but actually the sun melted my ninja turtle mask onto my face permanently and now I stalk the neighborhood at night with twin katanas, so it all works out.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
with all respect: i'm losing touch with what AI does because i have no interest in it and it's not my business. nobody worries about me losing touch with developments in particle physics or artificial bull insemination. it's not my fault the richest guys on earth want me to make their toy my life
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Beardo and Weirdo: they’re cops.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This guy @ replied me at least once to say like “you don’t follow me, I wish you would, but I respect your decision” and we shared a birthday which mattered to him and he would say so. Truly one of the great weirdos
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is just Home Halfway in a new disguise. What’s he up to this time.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh dang!
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I remember being Spawn Trauma-son. I remember joy
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seriously, if I'm a dog and I see that sign I'm like "hell yeah, peeing IS fun, I'm gonna do it right now"
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Or maybe it's more of a protest sign. They're against dogs peeing in a general sense.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Have you tried the series Furious? It goes further
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I regret to inform the owner of this gate that my dog can’t read.
Black metal driveway gate with NO DOGS PEEING sign
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She's a real wild card!
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't read romance novels but as a lifelong fan of SF & fantasy I think it's pretty icky when people throw whole genres in the trash. Also, some writers get their start with things like that and use that experience to go on to write "important stuff."
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I reckon it's important to have people around who keep us on our toes
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happily throwing other types of authors under the bus is very "and then they came for me," JCO.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Really though, anytime an insurance company denies your claim they should have to look you in the eye while showing you their budget for "funny" advertising that week.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm the one person changing car insurance companies every time I see an ad with a new whimsical character. It's me. I'm the one keeping all of that going.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"You can't put the AI genie back in the bottle!" Okay but I think if the genie from Aladdin immediately started creating abusive pornography and encouraging teens to kill themselves we would've at least known he was the bad guy.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hahahahaa
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did Daniel Clowes draw this person
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh wow, gosh, you "voted for him but didn't vote for this" huh. Sounds like you're pretty fuckin' shitty at voting, maybe you should stop.
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The clenched fists could also just say “things I like”
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The old two arms clenching meme, one arm is The Prisoner and the other is Bob Seger, they agree that “I’m a man, not a number”
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tired: I’m just waiting for “it” to happen. Wired: It happened months ago and they aren’t telling us.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When they say “AI is the future” the quiet part they’re not saying is “and the future will suck ass.”
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whenever I’m looking for a reason to party, I go straight to my position on data centers.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finally watched Mary Reilly for some reason, my review is I fell asleep in the third act and had a dream I was ordering a margarita then woke up and was mad the dream wasn’t real.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finally actually read 1984 and listen, I don’t know if I’m the first to say this, but it’s kind of Orwellian.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There’s an implied sense the world is ending soon and I can’t disagree
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ACLU sidewalk recruiter stopped me and I told him I’m already a member, he said “I thought I could see your halo” and I said “I’m glad you could sense the decency exuding from me.” I feel like we were both making fun of each other and I’m glad.
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RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 25/09/2026
The poster art for our new riff was made by @mkupperman.bsky.social - you can just feel the island zombie vibes! www.rifftrax.com/island-of-th...
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I agree an iced coffee is maybe a bit much but if someone showed up with a bottle of water? At worst it’s a little odd but certainly not “disqualifying”. I don’t enjoy corporate overlords issuing snide rules when the economy is so bad
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I better see a martini cart in that room waiting for me
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And I’m sorry but if you, as the representative of a great corporate power, cannot provide a urinal in the interview room, I’m simply going to have to use the wall
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m sorry, but if you’re conducting an interview - any damn interview at all - and you don’t offer coffee or water to the interviewee, you’re disqualified from hiring people.. It’s not hard, people. I’ll need the beverage to wash down the wet sloppy burrito I’m bringing to eat with my hands.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oof I didn't squint enough to see that. Did they put the Gal Gadot "Imagine" video on there too
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Guys, we're only 26 years into this century. You're coming off a little desperate.
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