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And the public wants what the public gets, but I don’t get what this society wants

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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 5h
Mausoleum by MSP That’s the post
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@gwladruns.bsky.social Petro is double good 🦘🇦🇺🐨
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Right, that’s the end of September, 2nd peak month of the year and end of Q3. I hope you all love your shiny new 76 plate motors, apart from you fuckers buying the Chinese gear and fucking it up for the rest of us! Pint?I’ve just inhaled this
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Quite enjoying Burnham on Kuennsberg this morning
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Michael Crawford as Frank Spencer: Shocked Reaction
ALT: Michael Crawford as Frank Spencer: Shocked Reaction
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just paid 69.99 of the Kings great British pounds on these, to find out they aren’t compatible on my network. Where’s the furry ferret @yakhunt.net when you need him
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@glennairey.bsky.social seen the new Neil and Chrome Hearts album. Sounds good, Harvesty
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If anyone wants to know how the other half live I would recommend a visit to Daylesford Organic Farm Shop near Stow on the Wold. Eye wateringly expensive
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Evening all, would just like to confirm that @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social and I believe that the new Beck album is well decent.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Staying overnight at the Holiday Inn, Brizzle Airport They have Lowenbrau on draft, so if any of you carrot crunchers want a reet gurt thwack over the head, come visit me
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Can someone explain to me what the Ginger prick Sheeran has done, as I can’t be arsed to go and find
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bet he’s been dipping his banger in and out of the tin
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I don’t know how, but somehow I’ve been roped into going to the match I’m not too happy about it
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Best at Fillet Steak, Hills innit
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Buzzing for @junkyardfool.bsky.social to have the squits all day tomorrow after his Madagascarn Vanilla Stout Capachoochoo You are, as always, a disgruntled pug xxx www.tiktok.com/@geegeetele/...
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Bob Mortimer Train Guy Episode 9 Valentine Salami #bobmortimer #trainguy #valentines #valentinesday #salami
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The salt and vinegar crisp with a solo pint Nirvana this, lads and ladies
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
So, anyway, no.1 got married yesterday
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Just seen that Jason Arday fella’s committed suicide, is that right? Poor bloke, good old UK press whipping up a storm over not much again but that frog faced cunt gets away with fucking everything
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I like Oli Dugmore
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@gwladruns.bsky.social does your home ec dept or whatever it’s called these days want free apples? Because I’m sick to death of picking these things up off the floor already There’s cooking apples, plums and small damsons AOTS here. Free to a good home
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
RATE MY ECLIPSE Eyes are fucked now, mind
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Farage and Yusuf on Sky News talking about prisons, forrins and terrorists You’d think the way they’re banging on there’s absolute mayhem on the streets on a daily basis Wankers
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This has cracked me up today 🤣🤣🤣
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Just at Gloucester services, they’re selling Tandoori Pork Sausage Rolls 😍
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
@gwladruns.bsky.social GOING IN
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Rod Liddle eh
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Oh Dear Moment
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
1977 and they were still listening to shit rock n roll
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Baresi, only 66. What a player 😔
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Listening to Chris Packham talk about how marvellous an anus is wasn’t on my to do list today tbqfhwy
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 23/07/2026
This is Finn. He likes to ominously stand on his hind legs in the water. We've asked him to stop but he won't. Still 13/10 (TT: firstmatefinn)
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hi everyone Dano says he’s missing you all and wants you to know he’s OK well, when I say OK I mean…..
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Even @bagpuss.bsky.social hasn’t got pasty little hairy legs on this scale
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
GET THE FUCK IN!!!!!
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
God bless Wayne Rooney 🤣🤣🤣
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
OF FUCK OFF, LOUIS FUCKING VUITTON Load of bollocks this
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stabilo @stabiloffc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This song was written by AI.
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Is she miming?!
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
JUDE FUCKING BELLINGHAM
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Been listening to big Micky Kiwanuka for a couple of days. Some voice that fella.
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It’s a picky bits for tea tonight, so help me settle a dispute Best olives: Tinned Perello or your deli counter ones
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Always loved Bowie’s ‘Wild is the Wind’ probably my favourite of his. George covered it, really loved his version too. Never listened to Nina Simone’s until now. *Jaw drops
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
He’s a good ref 🥴🥴
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Sat outside with Leftism on, not listened for years and years. Still dead pure brilliant
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Nice to see Jenrick sticking to being his usual arsehole self on Kuennsberg
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
My gr8 m8 Christopher in all his glory Describe yourself in a post, he’s nailed it with this one
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Wordle 1,837 6/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 That can fuck right off
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Nowt wrong with that, good goal
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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Drop a cop
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