iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Did I wing it? Yes. Did I get maps from AAA? Yes. Could I read them! No. Were I better at remembering steps to get somewhere? No. Did I get lost all the time and have some great adventures? Absolutely

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ya girl is officially unemployed as of today Obviously I used my last 30 minutes of Slack access productively

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Twas the night before layoff and something something I’m eating pizza in the bath Nothing like waiting until the last minute (aka tomorrow morning) to schedule the meetings we know are coming This will be my 5th layoff in 20 years. I’m gonna rank them by how botched or well they were done tomorrow

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Me seeing everyone posting about Threshing Day while my preorder copy (I did it day 1) didn’t even ship until today and is sitting in a distribution center a few miles away and the ETA is Friday 😭

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Congrats Nice Happy For You Meme

Alt: Congrats Nice Happy For You Meme

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My downstairs neighbor has been blasting “Stronger” by Kelly Clarkson all morning. I assume he was dumped, laid off, or both. I should airdrop him my getting laid off playlist. Works for being dumped obviously

Photo of Apple Music playlist called Q4 OKRS with a picture of Betty White flipping the camera off. Songs include “abcedefu (angrier)” “My Kink is Karma” and “Gaslight”

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Adding another one on the pile of best movies of 2026, Primetime is PHENOMENAL Robert Pattinson is perfection in it

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Primetime - Official Trailer 2 (2026) Robert Pattinson, Merritt Wever, Skyler Gisondo

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Gary Whitta @garywhitta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Gonna start apologizing for my fuck-ups the way LLM chat bots do and see how long it takes for someone to murder me.

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DL @deelooprz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It's why we need to pressure cities into creating or expanding mental health crisis units, staffed by folks, not cops, specifically trained on how to deal with these situations. Cops are ill-equipped for situations like these and sadly they can escalate the only way they know: shooting at people.

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Reason 268 why police are useless at best. One of my friends’ estranged husband is having a psychotic break & is paranoid & seeing things. They have guns in the house, she still lives with him but is staying with me She’s tried to get the police to help & they just keep telling her to check on him

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I dunno guys might grow my hair really long and bleach and straighten it 😂 This will be my Gaga wig to go with my meat costume and for my Manon Blackbeak costume

Woman taking selfie in mirror with looooong bleach blond hair wearing a leopard print crop top and jeans

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You really shouldn't be in politics if you can't take advantage of your opponent being sponsored by The Job Destroying Factory That Raises Your Water And Power Bills And Whose Creators Say It Might Kill Us All.

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Has anyone used an Etsy witch before especially for cursing/hexing? Asking for a friend I am that friend I am 100% serious (This is also not for Cesar 😆)

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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Holy shit! Shudder could not be in better hands. Angel is the fucking best, and this is one hell of a woman to put in that job. A true horror nerd to the bone, this is gonna be an exciting new era for Shudder. www.fangoria.com/fangoria-ang...

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Fango’s Angel Melanson Brings Her Incredible Talents To Shudder

FANGORIA's Angel Melanson has joined AMC Global Media as the new Director of Programming for our horror pals over at Shudder.

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Found out that I will likely be out of work within the next few months again thanks once again to late stage capitalism combined with AI Thinking of getting into corporate arson as a hobby. Start a few warehouse and data center fires as a treat 🤗 🔥 🏦 (This is sarcasm please don’t come for me FBI)

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Been doing NAD+ shots for a while now to help with focus and memory (plus with Alzheimer’s & dementia in my family I’ll take anything that might even remotely help) COVID always makes me stupid for like a month so today I went in & was like “double my dose” & now I feel like I can fight a gorilla

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Is anyone else's kitchen always covered in a thin layer of salt from cooking with it and throwing some over your shoulder? No evil spirits gonna sneak up on me while Im sautéing 😏

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"Thrift Shop" about to get streamed more than it has in the last 14 years. I cant wait for Gen X to discover Macklemore and make a TikTok dance for "Thrift Shop"

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Macklemore

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG

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Ed was in a fucked up position. He knew it. His typical apolitical stance was being challenged in a way it never had been before. He told me that the words
"Free Palestine" and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, "I don't take sides."

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Literally minutes after I finally tested negative for Covid I get this text 😭

Text from CVS pharmacy saying COVID vaccines are available

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Incase you were wondering making a dress made of fabric look like a dress made of meat is harder than it seems. I know this looks like chaos but I’ve pinned and unpinned and cut/tore and recut soooo many times just trying to get the bodice right 🤪

Work if progress of the top of a dress made out of meat printed fabric torn and layered

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I may be on my 5th day of COVID quarantined in my house masking from my husband but a local Thai restaurant delivers magnificent drinks and I’m suddenly the happiest I’ve been all week 😭 Look at this magnificent agave vodka and watermelon juice beaut

Whole mini watermelon cut and hollowed with a drink inside. There’s spiral cut watermelon on the straw. The background is some pretty epic wallpaper with tiger heads and flowers

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Theres a Tesla illegally parked outside my house blocking the street for like 45 min now. People have been honking and no one has come out. Half the doors on the block opened and all of us yell at each other "Not mine! Im calling 311" "Yeah me too!" Never wanted to see a car towed so badly 🤞

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Not me waking up with this stuck in my head 🎵 I have a structured settlement and I need cash now Call JG Wentworth 877-CASH-NOW! I have an annuity, but I need cash now Call JG Wentworth 877-CASH-NOW! 877-CASH-NOW! 🎵 There now yall are suffering with me 🤗

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Taking dance classes for popular songs while also doing fantasy fitness aka Dragon Rider and Valkyrie training so I’m learning combat moves and weapons. So far getting pretty good at short katana, daggers, battle axe, and broad sword Hey feels like it might come in handy the way things are going 🤷‍♀️

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

In an effort to get over covid I did some witch shit last night & am feeling so much better today By witch shit I mean I took my eclipse water on the roof, lit a candle, & played some Stevie Nicks. Then I drank some & doused my body in 9 places willing to be healed. I love being a sloppy witch

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Tfw you test positive for covid and then get a text saying new vaccines will be available next week 😑 Stay healthy my friends & test. Lots of people getting really sick but not testing so I suspect numbers are higher than being reported. This strain sucks. Wicked fatigue, brain fog, & fever for me

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Which reminds me. Do other people hiss to express displeasure instead of booing? Is that just an SF thing? I never encountered it until I moved here and much like saying “hella” every other word, it became standard for me to do when I don’t like something/someone San Francisco, city of snakes 🐍

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Watched Star Trek 4 at the Castro theater yesterday and what a joy seeing it with other San Franciscans. Everyone cheered every time San Francisco was on screen or mentioned. And of course the classic SF hissing whenever someone did something bad/evil 😂

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Talking to my mom about the dance performance costumes and ren faire costume Im working on and she asked "wait what are you going as for Halloween then?" Me "A decapitated sex doll head possessed by a minor deity" Mom "....." Me "Its from a book" Mom "sounds fun..."

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Overhead on my block Woman saying bye to man “don’t forget the chisme!” Guy responds “cheesecake?” Woman “no chisme” Guy “sure I’ll bring cheesecake” Woman “NO CHISME! Don’t you know chisme?! like spilling the tea” 💀 Tbh “spilling the tea” is a way better translation for chisme than “gossip”

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Not me buying 3 yards of meat printed fabric so I can replicate Lady Gaga's iconic Meat Dress for my next dance recital (we're doing Runway) 🙈

Lady Gaga poses in front of a VMA wall wearing a dress made out of meat with a blonde wig and little meat hat

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: NoFx Wet Leg Screeching Weasel Leftover Crack The Dare Fred again Rage Against the Machine Offspring Aquabats HEALTH Tried to go for most unhinged way to introduce myself, can’t top Duncan Jones’ tho 😆

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 31/08/2026

you see, no one has standing when it comes time to sue the president because he is a very special birthday boy

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Fuck playing mermaids, we’re playing Scar and Mufasa 😆

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Yall…saw Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma and it honestly might be my favorite movie of the year and it’s been a year of fantastic movies. It’s so fucking meta but in a non pretentious hilarious, creepy, and sweetly beautiful way

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Live your life in such a way that everyone talks about you like they talk about Dolly Parton

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

If they dont lower the flags at half mast for Dolly I say we do our own Jan 6th but without violence because Dolly wouldn't want us to hurt anyone

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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 25/08/2026

Dolly loved and mothered all of us who were told by our towns we were too fallen for loving and mothering. The queer. The slutty. The barren. “I know, honey. Just let it out.” —— I’ll leave you this. Dolly (and Linda and Emmylou) loving and mothering the wayward son. youtu.be/wWEQDyrbphE?...

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Dolly Parton Linda Ronstadt Emmylou Harris - The Sweetest Gift

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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Legit in tears, Dolly holds a special place in my heart because when my mom was on life support and driving hours each day I listened to a podcast about Dolly Partons life & her music and words got me thru one of the hardest periods of my life. This song kept me going www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BaV...

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Dolly Parton 01 - Light Of A Clear Blue Morning

YouTube video by littlesparrow185

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Im glad Adobe Stock has an option to exclude AI generated assets when youre searching for many reasons. Aside from a moral and quality stance, it's also because any of the AI made vectors are clearly built by a machine because no human would build a vector file like that. Absolutely uneditable

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Sorry boss I haven't been able to get any work done this week because Sarah J Mass released the titles and descriptions of the next 2 ACOTAR books and Ive spent the whole week reading and discussing theories on the Maasaverse and how it will finally cross over with Throne of Glass She understands

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Just realized I’m going to have a very G filled week of music Thursday I’m seeing G Flip and then Friday I’m seeing Karol G and Becky G ALL OF THE Gs!!!!

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026

A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"

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every day is Halloween! @jennatar.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

many babygirls are loverboys but vanishingly few loverboys are babygirls

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

“Baby girl” is gender neutral. It’s the new “hey guys”

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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Oh my god I think I found the video.

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

San Franciscans every time Mamdani is in the news for doing something amazing like handing out free K-2 and ice cream while our Mayor Nepobaby cuts funding for public services while giving money to cops and billionaires @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

Wolverine meme of Wolverine in bed staring longingly at a photo. Next frame is the photo and in it is a picture of Mamdani

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seanalyn @seanalyn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

The new Fred again x LATIN MAFIA mixtape is one of my favorites from Fred again. Watching the live stream of them making it was so cool, I hope it gets turned into a short film But enjoy my fav track, Quiereme. Finished hour 8 of 38 😱 music.youtube.com/watch?v=9lIO...

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LATIN MAFIA, Fred again.., bby - Quiereme

YouTube video by Fred again . .

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