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Seanability @sdmco.dev · 11/10/2026

Not even Pepperidge Farms remembers the last time we had a Sunday without rain.

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Seanability @sdmco.dev · 04/10/2026

Very proud, like peacocks. Right, Janet?

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“In addition, giraffes are now tall horses. Because that’s what they are. They’re just tall horses. Everybody knows it, they just don’t say it. I’m not afraid to say these things. And those so-called capybaras will be known as ultimate guinea pigs.”

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Anne Stickney @shadesogrey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

...this explains so much

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Seanability @sdmco.dev · 27/09/2026

After we get rid of online sports betting, we have to get rid of games being on streaming platforms. The idea of Penn State only being available on fucking Peacock in its primary market is absurd and wrong.

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Seanability @sdmco.dev · 19/09/2026

If you hate your cats that much, just re-home them.

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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026

that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.

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Seanability @sdmco.dev · 01/09/2026

Me too Chappell Roan, me too....

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Seanability @sdmco.dev · 28/08/2026

Unpopular opinion, but PHL should be named after Teddy Pendergrass.

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Seanability @sdmco.dev · 27/08/2026

After 20y, I finally won WoW. Me and Jimothy gonna go retire in the Ardenweald.

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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 27/08/2026

REMINDER: Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in now 73 days. Yet he still: •Has his job •Gets paid, and •Gets free world-class healthcare The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, & against guaranteed paid leave—gets all three as he needs it most.😐

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Again, this is newsworthy, but only because it shows (1) the deeply unpopular President of the United States is badly out of touch with the actual concerns of voters and (2) he is also quite fucking insane.

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Seanability @sdmco.dev · 15/08/2026

So with the recent X-Men casting news, they pretty much have to do Sins of Sinster now, with Driver playing all four roles, including Mother Righteous.

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Seanability @sdmco.dev · 04/08/2026

Aaron Rodgers has, at best, a wife that doesn't exist, and at worst, she does exist except it's just a long running ChatGPT session.

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Seanability @sdmco.dev · 22/07/2026

I've stumbled into a reality where they still air Hudson Hawk on TV.

A picture of Bruce Willis in Hudson Hawk.

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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

ok look you can use whatever sort you want but you have to use a sort

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Seanability @sdmco.dev · 18/07/2026

Coke Zero is the American Spirits of fridge cigs, and that is not meant as a compliment.

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Seanability @sdmco.dev · 06/07/2026

The best part about the weird streaming service we've been watching the matches on is that all the commercials are Chinese. This clip doesn't show commercials, but it has alt text I guess.

Some British streaming service. Turned out to be best feed we watched World Cup matches on.

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Seanability @sdmco.dev · 04/07/2026

Benjamin Franklin never would have allowed them to discontinue Arctic Apple.

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Ben Lesnick @banditloaf.wcnews.com · 03/07/2026

If Taylor Swift really wanted a private wedding venue she should’ve considered the National Mall.

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

tremendous stuff. keep it up everyone.

Bluesky user replies to joke about alt text: "It's really not difficult to add alt text. And posting on Bluesky isn't exactly the same as fighting crime."

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Seanability @sdmco.dev · 21/06/2026

Be the father your kids deserve.

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Seanability @sdmco.dev · 21/06/2026

I know soccer is a big thing right now, but my wife is bringing Speck's home for the first time in forever.

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Seanability @sdmco.dev · 21/06/2026

The dad thing I haven't done yet, since I haven't put it on a list, is hanging a clipboard by the chest freezer to log everything that goes in and out. And no, no apps for this. I want it to be accurate.

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Seanability @sdmco.dev · 04/06/2026

TBF, I'm often like this for any meeting after 1pm.

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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

We're running the Shrimp Shirt pre-sale until Friday! If you are on either end of the size spectrum and want to get a shirt, order one before then! I get a couple extras of each size, but the really big & little ones are best ordered during pre-sale to ensure I have them in stock. SquidFacts.net

A cream colored shirt with a red and blue design featuring 9 crustaceans and a fly. A scuba diving Fly Says a”am I shrimp too?” A pistol shrimp wearing a cowboy hat says “bang bang” a mantis shrimp says KO, the title says a”shrimp city and friends” a hermit crab uses a skull as a shell, a jumbo shrimp is labeled himbo shrimp, and a yeti crab is labeled “snack bacteria cafe”. The fly has an asterisk next to him and underneath the whole design it says *the latest research shows that bugs is actually shrimp”

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Seanability @sdmco.dev · 29/05/2026

Found out there was $0 in the candy budget.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/05/2026

i think it is probably difficult to pull the “this guy isn’t manly” gambit when you look like someone aged up the boss baby

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

"Talarico is a vegan." "Paxton pardoned a pedophile." "Uh, well, Talarico says God is nonbinary or something?" "Paxton pardoned a pedophile." "Um, Talarico is, uh, low T?" "Paxton pardoned a pedophile." "Talarico is going to institute sharia law!" "Paxton pardoned a pedophile."

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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 21/05/2026

Saw someone respond to the idea of DC statehood with “so should every major city be its own state?” and yeah don’t threaten me with a good time.

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Seanability @sdmco.dev · 20/05/2026

The only thing saving Lay's from being the worst potato chip in the world is that Pringles exist, and for some reason, people consider them to be potato chips and not a compressed potato product.

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Seanability @sdmco.dev · 20/05/2026

When you're out of Schlitz...

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

My man looks like he directed an arthouse biopic about the Pillsbury Doughboy.

John Travolta with a weird beard and mustache, a white beret like hat, and a black and white suit.

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Seanability @sdmco.dev · 13/05/2026

If I knew I was going to lose 3.5lbs during prep, I would have scheduled this colonoscopy the day before our next beach vacation.

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Seanability @sdmco.dev · 30/04/2026

Should have never given cats that VGA life!

Some sassy-ass French cats who think they can solve mysteries.

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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Anyway. I’m glad nobody was hurt and I’m sure the journalists who attended the WHCD will not center themselves and their personal experiences and instead remain focused on holding the powerful accountable and informing the people about their government.

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