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Matthew, coming to a cinema near you

@scythe-guy.bsky.social
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He/Him, 27, my plan for bluesky: make people laugh, meet new people, and figure out how to make these posts with less than 20 mins of self deliberation. Find me, please, I'm scared.

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Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Honestly 208 million seems pretty hot.
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Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I desperately want to jump into hijinx, engage in shenanigans and generally throw the standard daily Sisyphian ordeal into a large hole. I am however greatly limited by the fact I don't live in a sitcom and tomfoolery is hardly a one person sport.
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Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I love that the wheel guard is Gooey
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 11/11/2025
BABIES ARE BORN
WORSHIPPING
UNKNOWN GODS

— DWARF FORTRESS, BUG REPORT #13172
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Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
yeah no, I love wes anderson!! The Regal Tennanbaums, Fabulous Mr Fox,
A horsegirl from Uma Musume named Phoenicia Deal
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Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
she wanted to get first but this will do
A horsegirl from Uma Musume named compromise got third place
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Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
"Man, I really hope Christmas happens this year." The local cave dweller:
A photo of Stephen King with a distinctly Grinch looking smile.
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Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Please put solutions in the replies!!
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Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
First post in a while. I was at a restaurant the other day and suddenly realised I was in Mt Holly. I tried so hard to figure out what the answer to this iteration of the dual painting puzzle was. Alas I could not. #BluePrince
Two pictures hung side by side.
An astronaut on a desolate world, and a figure running under a spotlight.
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Everything Metal Gear ❗ @metalgearqwc.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Metal Gear Solid (1998)
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Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I wanted a pet Cataquack for a while. I thought they were the cutest things in Super Mario Galaxy. I was sad to find them having no real world equivalents.
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Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Just felt a big drop of liquid fall on my head. I looked up and I saw this ceiling with fine looking pipes. I'm now wondering what's coming out of them. Hopefully it's the kind of superhero making nuclear waste!!
Pipes bound to the bottom of a bridge. A leak dropped from some off coloured spacing.
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Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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a close up of a bald man 's face with a red zipper on his jacket that says iron
ALT: a close up of a bald man 's face with a red zipper on his jacket that says iron
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ⒻⓇⒶⓊⒹ ⓀⓇⒺⓌ @fraudkrew.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? SHOOT ME IN THE NUTS WITH A GUIDED MISSILE?" ⁻ ᴳᵘʸ ʷʰᵒ ᵍᵒᵗ ˢʰᵒᵗ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵘᵗˢ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵃ ᵍᵘᶦᵈᵉᵈ ᵐᶦˢˢᶦˡᵉ
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Combofriend (from video website) @realcombofriends.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
we're all gonna make it, bros...
The mythological internet figure, Ken-sama, has found his happy ending. He has lost some weight and now has a pretty woman attached to his side + he looks like he's about to give you the hardest boss fight of your life, a little bit
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Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Happy holidays everyone!!
A screenshot of The Simpsons with a character wearing a necklace that says "Thursday The 20th"
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Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I started watching Parks And Rec. The thing that surprised me the most was Chris Pratt. I don't know why, but I thought he was some bumbling federal agent on a local assignment that enters the show later on, but he is the injured dickhead boyfriend of a main character there on day one. Crazy.
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Combofriend (from video website) @realcombofriends.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
as per our Youtube Touhou Promise (original set of words), your beloved J-Dog will be daily posting #Touhou Tuesday thumbnails in reverse order. i've said it before, i'll say it again: huge thumbnail for people with microscopes and a deep pervasive fascination with japan and the associated agonies
Touhou Tuesday 14 Thumbnail, which is a bunch of little plush anime girls hanging out in a PS1 videogame while satirical jokes about Japan play on a TV afront them
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Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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ᛕꪖꪗ ☽⛥☾ @kosmickay.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
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Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
When Charles Xavier uses the holocaust beam
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Anti-Wife Equation @antiwifeequation.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I wasn't sure if this respected my intelligence, but Tim Boo Ba convinced me
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Judgement Kazzy 1988 @judgementkazzy15.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
another year, another day with myself
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Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I accidentally went into a cinema too early and caught like the last 5ish minutes.
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Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
They sent me in way too early to the movie, so I saw the end of a Chinese kids movie. It was incredibly bizarre, with an ending that seemed like it wasn't really an ending It was called Ne Zha 2.
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Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Currently in an empty cinema. It's weird.
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Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Duet from Star Trek Deep Space Nine is a beautiful tragic episode. I adore it to pieces. My mind has changed on my favourite Star Trek show through the years, but the older I get the more DS9 permeates every fibre of life. Please watch it, your heart and mind will thank you. Love long and prosper.
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Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Sometimes it's obvious why a song is named the way it is like Hurt, My Way, or Rocket Man. Other times the name comes from a small part of the song like Big Yellow Taxi. Some even have names that don't appear in the lyrics. This is all to say, why would you name the big scary song The Jaws Theme?
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Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Is Kay the number 2?
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Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
When I'm both an extraordinary man, and concerned with the mortality of foxes.
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Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Skeet Patrol
A car that says BlueSky on the side.
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Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
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a little girl is making a funny face while sitting at a table with potted plants .
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Makkon @makkon.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
What are we holding onto, Sam?
That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it's worth fighting for.
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Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Listening to the radio, and after Journey's Don't Stop Believing Cher's Do You Believe started playing. I believe there's a punchline here.
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AntagonistChan | Emily @antagonistchan.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Touhou Tuesday episode 7 where we play a Helltaker clone with a fun Bullet Hell spin. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fXN...
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TOUHOU TUESDAY 7: Fantasytaker (Dating Advice....2!)
YouTube video by ComboFriends Creative Collective
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SG 🏳️‍🌈🍉 @scrapegoatt.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
i love some WinRAR beer after a long day at work
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Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
At the hospital, my dinner came with a side of ism.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
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Everything Metal Gear ❗ @metalgearqwc.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Metal Gear Solid (1998)
Metal Gear Solid (1998)
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Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
You should tint the wooden part darker to match his bill
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Beelzetrice 🏳️‍⚧️ @ifneedbee.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
it's time to kill the music it's time to cut the lights it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
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Mainely Joe @mainelyjoe.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I try to remind myself of this regularly. Give yourself grace, you’re doing fine. #mentalhealth
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eelrengaw @eelrengaw.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
👃
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Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Small Zam
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AntagonistChan | Emily @antagonistchan.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Touhou Tuesday episode 6 has arrived watch us play a Panel de Pon/Tetris Attack/Puzzle League clone that doubles as a shockingly sweet and honestly really funny yuri VN, and also lose our shit over the Playstation 6 www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N2B...
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TOUHOU TUESDAY 6: Panel Date Pon (Dating Advice)
YouTube video by ComboFriends Creative Collective
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Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I was going to say Clean (2004) but you beat me to it.
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Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
People love squares
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One Perfect Shot @oneperfectshot.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
A BEAUTIFUL MIND (2001, dir. Ron Howard) #OnePerfectShot #Filmsky #Mathsky 📽️👨🏻‍🏫🕵🏻📚🧠🏅
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