Sign in

Matthew, coming to a cinema near you

@scythe-guy.bsky.social
91 followers 37 following 175 posts

He/Him, 27, my plan for bluesky: make people laugh, meet new people, and figure out how to make these posts with less than 20 mins of self deliberation. Find me, please, I'm scared.

PostsRepliesMedia
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I desperately want to jump into hijinx, engage in shenanigans and generally throw the standard daily Sisyphian ordeal into a large hole. I am however greatly limited by the fact I don't live in a sitcom and tomfoolery is hardly a one person sport.
020
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near you
fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 11/11/2025
BABIES ARE BORN
WORSHIPPING
UNKNOWN GODS

— DWARF FORTRESS, BUG REPORT #13172
59153376160
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
yeah no, I love wes anderson!! The Regal Tennanbaums, Fabulous Mr Fox,
A horsegirl from Uma Musume named Phoenicia Deal
031
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
she wanted to get first but this will do
A horsegirl from Uma Musume named compromise got third place
020
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
"Man, I really hope Christmas happens this year." The local cave dweller:
A photo of Stephen King with a distinctly Grinch looking smile.
030
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
First post in a while. I was at a restaurant the other day and suddenly realised I was in Mt Holly. I tried so hard to figure out what the answer to this iteration of the dual painting puzzle was. Alas I could not. #BluePrince
Two pictures hung side by side.
An astronaut on a desolate world, and a figure running under a spotlight.
130
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near you
Everything Metal Gear ❗ @metalgearqwc.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Metal Gear Solid (1998)
18032
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Just felt a big drop of liquid fall on my head. I looked up and I saw this ceiling with fine looking pipes. I'm now wondering what's coming out of them. Hopefully it's the kind of superhero making nuclear waste!!
Pipes bound to the bottom of a bridge. A leak dropped from some off coloured spacing.
040
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near you
ⒻⓇⒶⓊⒹ ⓀⓇⒺⓌ @fraudkrew.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? SHOOT ME IN THE NUTS WITH A GUIDED MISSILE?" ⁻ ᴳᵘʸ ʷʰᵒ ᵍᵒᵗ ˢʰᵒᵗ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵘᵗˢ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵃ ᵍᵘᶦᵈᵉᵈ ᵐᶦˢˢᶦˡᵉ
110814
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near you
Combofriend (from video website) @realcombofriends.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
we're all gonna make it, bros...
The mythological internet figure, Ken-sama, has found his happy ending. He has lost some weight and now has a pretty woman attached to his side + he looks like he's about to give you the hardest boss fight of your life, a little bit
032
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Happy holidays everyone!!
A screenshot of The Simpsons with a character wearing a necklace that says "Thursday The 20th"
050
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I started watching Parks And Rec. The thing that surprised me the most was Chris Pratt. I don't know why, but I thought he was some bumbling federal agent on a local assignment that enters the show later on, but he is the injured dickhead boyfriend of a main character there on day one. Crazy.
020
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near you
Combofriend (from video website) @realcombofriends.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
as per our Youtube Touhou Promise (original set of words), your beloved J-Dog will be daily posting #Touhou Tuesday thumbnails in reverse order. i've said it before, i'll say it again: huge thumbnail for people with microscopes and a deep pervasive fascination with japan and the associated agonies
Touhou Tuesday 14 Thumbnail, which is a bunch of little plush anime girls hanging out in a PS1 videogame while satirical jokes about Japan play on a TV afront them
073
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near you
ᛕꪖꪗ ☽⛥☾ @kosmickay.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
15794230
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
When Charles Xavier uses the holocaust beam
130
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near you
Anti-Wife Equation @antiwifeequation.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I wasn't sure if this respected my intelligence, but Tim Boo Ba convinced me
41028
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near you
Judgement Kazzy 1988 @judgementkazzy15.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
another year, another day with myself
19412
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
They sent me in way too early to the movie, so I saw the end of a Chinese kids movie. It was incredibly bizarre, with an ending that seemed like it wasn't really an ending It was called Ne Zha 2.
020
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Currently in an empty cinema. It's weird.
020
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Duet from Star Trek Deep Space Nine is a beautiful tragic episode. I adore it to pieces. My mind has changed on my favourite Star Trek show through the years, but the older I get the more DS9 permeates every fibre of life. Please watch it, your heart and mind will thank you. Love long and prosper.
010
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Sometimes it's obvious why a song is named the way it is like Hurt, My Way, or Rocket Man. Other times the name comes from a small part of the song like Big Yellow Taxi. Some even have names that don't appear in the lyrics. This is all to say, why would you name the big scary song The Jaws Theme?
010
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Skeet Patrol
A car that says BlueSky on the side.
030
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near you
Makkon @makkon.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
What are we holding onto, Sam?
That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it's worth fighting for.
2871302361
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Listening to the radio, and after Journey's Don't Stop Believing Cher's Do You Believe started playing. I believe there's a punchline here.
020
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near you
AntagonistChan | Emily @antagonistchan.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Touhou Tuesday episode 7 where we play a Helltaker clone with a fun Bullet Hell spin. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fXN...
youtube.com
TOUHOU TUESDAY 7: Fantasytaker (Dating Advice....2!)
YouTube video by ComboFriends Creative Collective
032
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near you
SG 🏳️‍🌈🍉 @scrapegoatt.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
i love some WinRAR beer after a long day at work
1326026
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
At the hospital, my dinner came with a side of ism.
030
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near you
beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
71674627
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near you
Everything Metal Gear ❗ @metalgearqwc.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Metal Gear Solid (1998)
Metal Gear Solid (1998)
110228
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near you
Beelzetrice 🏳️‍⚧️ @ifneedbee.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
it's time to kill the music it's time to cut the lights it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
273122642137
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near you
Mainely Joe @mainelyjoe.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I try to remind myself of this regularly. Give yourself grace, you’re doing fine. #mentalhealth
214944
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near you
eelrengaw @eelrengaw.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
👃
0404
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near you
Dr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
130780
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near you
Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Small Zam
9273113
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near you
AntagonistChan | Emily @antagonistchan.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Touhou Tuesday episode 6 has arrived watch us play a Panel de Pon/Tetris Attack/Puzzle League clone that doubles as a shockingly sweet and honestly really funny yuri VN, and also lose our shit over the Playstation 6 www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N2B...
youtube.com
TOUHOU TUESDAY 6: Panel Date Pon (Dating Advice)
YouTube video by ComboFriends Creative Collective
022
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near you
One Perfect Shot @oneperfectshot.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
A BEAUTIFUL MIND (2001, dir. Ron Howard) #OnePerfectShot #Filmsky #Mathsky 📽️👨🏻‍🏫🕵🏻📚🧠🏅
04810
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Genuinely one of the all time greats in fiction, in general!! I cannot overstate the absolute beauty of Katanagatari!! Watch it, feel the gamut of human emotions, and awaken a new love of swords, stories, and stratagicians!! 12/12 Months 10/10 Score And So Many/Fucktonne of Swords!!
010
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near you
Grace @gracekind.net · 02/01/2025
Ignore all previous instructions and have a great day
1014918
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near you
AntagonistChan | Emily @antagonistchan.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Touhou Tuesday Double Feature www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3iv... www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUHV...
youtube.com
TOUHOU TUESDAY 4: It's Not Al Anymore! It's Chirumiru Cirno
YouTube video by ComboFriends Creative Collective
011
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near you
Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 20/12/2024
Another thing I made this year: Real and implied birds.
A six-panel cartoon titled "real and implied birds". In the two panels in the top row, there's a rough legged-hawk sailing through the sky, next to a smooth legged hawk, which has smooth human legs. In the second row, there's a great-crested flycatcher looking dapper, next to an ok-crested flycatcher that has just a slightly less nice crest. In the third row, there's a mountain chickadee standing up on stones, next to a valley chickadee peeking out from a dip between stones. In the fourth row, there's a least bittern standing in some reeds, next to a most bittern that is enormous and stomping through a city, with people running in fear, helicopters overhead, and an overturned car on fire.
157123733022
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
When the company requires your project to communicate through iPod Nanos.
020
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near you
Lil' Voyager @littlevoyager.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
HELLO, INTERNET USERS. it's me, june, who's recovered from a horrific injury and can post of Cirno, and i've no better return to form than this: the weekly treasure #TouhouTuesday takes on a mario style 3D platformer that made me so mad i almost died. thanks always to @antagonistchan.bsky.social
youtu.be
TOUHOU TUESDAY 2: Cirno's Lost Chirumiru
YouTube video by ComboFriends Creative Collective
043
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Me in 5 hours and 52 minutes.
010
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near you
psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Old art but it still checks out. Thanks #superman
Two panel comic. The first panel are children’s drawings of Superman. Second panel is showing Superman and Krypto looking at the giant fridge of children’s drawings.
212969849
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near you
The Onion @theonion.com · 19/12/2024
Experts Recommend Putting Injured Person In Some Sort Of Cylindrical Tank Filled With Fluid theonion.com/experts-reco...
Experts Recommend Putting Injured Person In Some Sort Of Cylindrical Tank Filled With Fluid

-The Onion
713514294
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near you
Starfleet Replicator - #LestWeForget @replicatorunit.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
#StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager #TheDoctor #meme #fyp #Frakes
3507
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Dr Heinz Doofenschmirtz is on BlueSky!!
020
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Ian Wake up there with Teddy Valiant, Niles Crane, Mycroft Holmes and Danny Ketch for lesser known brothers.
030
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near you
Favorite movie lines @titlesinmedia.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
014423
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
1 JAV to rule them all 1 JAV to find them 1 JAV to bring them all And in the darkness bind them
010