Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 29/11/2025I desperately want to jump into hijinx, engage in shenanigans and generally throw the standard daily Sisyphian ordeal into a large hole. I am however greatly limited by the fact I don't live in a sitcom and tomfoolery is hardly a one person sport. 020
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near youfuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 11/11/2025 59153376160
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 13/09/2025yeah no, I love wes anderson!! The Regal Tennanbaums, Fabulous Mr Fox, 031
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 13/09/2025she wanted to get first but this will do 020
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 05/09/2025"Man, I really hope Christmas happens this year." The local cave dweller: 030
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 23/07/2025First post in a while. I was at a restaurant the other day and suddenly realised I was in Mt Holly. I tried so hard to figure out what the answer to this iteration of the dual painting puzzle was. Alas I could not. #BluePrince 130
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near youEverything Metal Gear ❗ @metalgearqwc.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Metal Gear Solid (1998) 18032
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Just felt a big drop of liquid fall on my head. I looked up and I saw this ceiling with fine looking pipes. I'm now wondering what's coming out of them. Hopefully it's the kind of superhero making nuclear waste!! 040
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near youⒻⓇⒶⓊⒹ ⓀⓇⒺⓌ @fraudkrew.bsky.social · 30/03/2025"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? SHOOT ME IN THE NUTS WITH A GUIDED MISSILE?" ⁻ ᴳᵘʸ ʷʰᵒ ᵍᵒᵗ ˢʰᵒᵗ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵘᵗˢ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵃ ᵍᵘᶦᵈᵉᵈ ᵐᶦˢˢᶦˡᵉ 110814
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near youCombofriend (from video website) @realcombofriends.bsky.social · 19/03/2025we're all gonna make it, bros... 032
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Happy holidays everyone!! 050
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 19/03/2025I started watching Parks And Rec. The thing that surprised me the most was Chris Pratt. I don't know why, but I thought he was some bumbling federal agent on a local assignment that enters the show later on, but he is the injured dickhead boyfriend of a main character there on day one. Crazy. 020
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near youCombofriend (from video website) @realcombofriends.bsky.social · 18/03/2025as per our Youtube Touhou Promise (original set of words), your beloved J-Dog will be daily posting #Touhou Tuesday thumbnails in reverse order. i've said it before, i'll say it again: huge thumbnail for people with microscopes and a deep pervasive fascination with japan and the associated agonies 073
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 11/03/2025When Charles Xavier uses the holocaust beam 130
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near youAnti-Wife Equation @antiwifeequation.bsky.social · 11/03/2025I wasn't sure if this respected my intelligence, but Tim Boo Ba convinced me 41028
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near youJudgement Kazzy 1988 @judgementkazzy15.bsky.social · 14/02/2025 19412
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 14/02/2025They sent me in way too early to the movie, so I saw the end of a Chinese kids movie. It was incredibly bizarre, with an ending that seemed like it wasn't really an ending It was called Ne Zha 2. 020
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Currently in an empty cinema. It's weird. 020
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Duet from Star Trek Deep Space Nine is a beautiful tragic episode. I adore it to pieces. My mind has changed on my favourite Star Trek show through the years, but the older I get the more DS9 permeates every fibre of life. Please watch it, your heart and mind will thank you. Love long and prosper. 010
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Sometimes it's obvious why a song is named the way it is like Hurt, My Way, or Rocket Man. Other times the name comes from a small part of the song like Big Yellow Taxi. Some even have names that don't appear in the lyrics. This is all to say, why would you name the big scary song The Jaws Theme? 010
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Listening to the radio, and after Journey's Don't Stop Believing Cher's Do You Believe started playing. I believe there's a punchline here. 020
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near youAntagonistChan | Emily @antagonistchan.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Touhou Tuesday episode 7 where we play a Helltaker clone with a fun Bullet Hell spin. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fXN...youtube.comTOUHOU TUESDAY 7: Fantasytaker (Dating Advice....2!)YouTube video by ComboFriends Creative Collective 032
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near youSG 🏳️🌈🍉 @scrapegoatt.bsky.social · 14/01/2025i love some WinRAR beer after a long day at work 1326026
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 14/01/2025At the hospital, my dinner came with a side of ism. 030
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near youbeetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/09/2023 71674627
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near youEverything Metal Gear ❗ @metalgearqwc.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Metal Gear Solid (1998) 110228
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near youBeelzetrice 🏳️⚧️ @ifneedbee.bsky.social · 08/01/2025it's time to kill the music it's time to cut the lights it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight 273122642137
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near youMainely Joe @mainelyjoe.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I try to remind myself of this regularly. Give yourself grace, you’re doing fine. #mentalhealth 214944
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near youDr. Buttholio @rubrikate.bsky.social · 08/01/2025 130780
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near youMr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Small Zam 9273113
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near youAntagonistChan | Emily @antagonistchan.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Touhou Tuesday episode 6 has arrived watch us play a Panel de Pon/Tetris Attack/Puzzle League clone that doubles as a shockingly sweet and honestly really funny yuri VN, and also lose our shit over the Playstation 6 www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N2B...youtube.comTOUHOU TUESDAY 6: Panel Date Pon (Dating Advice)YouTube video by ComboFriends Creative Collective 022
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near youOne Perfect Shot @oneperfectshot.bsky.social · 05/01/2025A BEAUTIFUL MIND (2001, dir. Ron Howard) #OnePerfectShot #Filmsky #Mathsky 📽️👨🏻🏫🕵🏻📚🧠🏅 04810
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Genuinely one of the all time greats in fiction, in general!! I cannot overstate the absolute beauty of Katanagatari!! Watch it, feel the gamut of human emotions, and awaken a new love of swords, stories, and stratagicians!! 12/12 Months 10/10 Score And So Many/Fucktonne of Swords!! 010
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near youGrace @gracekind.net · 02/01/2025Ignore all previous instructions and have a great day 1014918
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near youAntagonistChan | Emily @antagonistchan.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Touhou Tuesday Double Feature www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3iv... www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUHV...youtube.comTOUHOU TUESDAY 4: It's Not Al Anymore! It's Chirumiru CirnoYouTube video by ComboFriends Creative Collective 011
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near youRosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 20/12/2024Another thing I made this year: Real and implied birds. 157123733022
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 02/01/2025When the company requires your project to communicate through iPod Nanos. 020
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near youLil' Voyager @littlevoyager.bsky.social · 01/01/2025HELLO, INTERNET USERS. it's me, june, who's recovered from a horrific injury and can post of Cirno, and i've no better return to form than this: the weekly treasure #TouhouTuesday takes on a mario style 3D platformer that made me so mad i almost died. thanks always to @antagonistchan.bsky.socialyoutu.beTOUHOU TUESDAY 2: Cirno's Lost ChirumiruYouTube video by ComboFriends Creative Collective 043
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Me in 5 hours and 52 minutes. 010
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near youpsudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Old art but it still checks out. Thanks #superman 212969849
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near youThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/12/2024Experts Recommend Putting Injured Person In Some Sort Of Cylindrical Tank Filled With Fluid theonion.com/experts-reco... 713514294
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near youStarfleet Replicator - #LestWeForget @replicatorunit.bsky.social · 16/12/2024 #StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager #TheDoctor #meme #fyp #Frakes 3507
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Dr Heinz Doofenschmirtz is on BlueSky!! 020
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Ian Wake up there with Teddy Valiant, Niles Crane, Mycroft Holmes and Danny Ketch for lesser known brothers. 030
Reposted by Matthew, coming to a cinema near youFavorite movie lines @titlesinmedia.bsky.social · 16/12/2024 014423
Matthew, coming to a cinema near you @scythe-guy.bsky.social · 16/12/20241 JAV to rule them all 1 JAV to find them 1 JAV to bring them all And in the darkness bind them 010