Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm not a linguistic prescriptivist but I would encourage users of the English language not to talk about "lower courts" in the context of SCOTUS when SCOTUS is demonstrably the lowest court imaginable 000
Reposted by Scrat ScrobblerJAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 24/09/2026My Little Sister Was Kicked Out Of School Because Her Tits Were Too Big 18756251
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Kojak s01e07: The Corrupter "I'm sure you were sensitive." "Well, I've, uh, done it before." 000
Reposted by Scrat ScrobblerChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"Ich askid ChatGPT," Well Ich askid the stones, and the forest, and the starres, and the mountaynes, and the moone daunsinge above, and what thei seyde was learninge, and dreames, and growinge thinges, and makinge art, and a flawed honest worlde wher we talke to each othir and care about each othir. 5736253
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Rest in peace to the only conservative who was ever worth a damn, the only conservative I would have spared earthbound.report/2012/10/04/a...earthbound.reportA poetic interlude with Wendell BerryToday is National Poetry Day in Britain, apparently. I’m not sure what that is supposed to involve, other than public money and a slot on Radio 4’s Today programme, but I thought I migh… 020
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 01/09/2026If we could just bully one guy off Bluesky forever my vote would be Tom Nichols If we wanna have a conversation about zero-charisma operatives for death cults, this motherfucker's basically Mola Ram. The fact that he has replies disabled on his posts suggests that we're starting to get to him 000
Reposted by Scrat ScrobblerEiynah 🇵🇸 @nicemangos.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If u enjoy Sam Harris being ridiculed and debunked I have an entire Miniseries on that! bsky.app/profile/nice... 2194
Reposted by Scrat Scrobbleroblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Something big is coming. The end of it all. And I'm going to be ready. 093
Reposted by Scrat ScrobblerA.Ghost Pasquella 👻🎃 @agpasquella.bsky.social · 16/08/2026It Takes A Nation of Millions To Form A Subcommittee To Look Into The Possibility Of Determining The Feasibility Of Holding Us Back 492318416
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Google has disabled exact phrase searches. Now you have to make the query, then go into AI mode, scroll past a useless response, and tell the computer in conversational English “I was looking for the exact phrase in quotes” and THEN it’ll give you the answer you could’ve gotten in one step before. 111
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 15/08/2026This post has replies disabled. It’s almost as though the poster has a smidge of self-awareness. 080
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Bluesky’s nuclear block is one of its best features, but what we really need is a YouTubesque “don’t recommend this channel” option, for the big-reach accounts we don’t hate quite enough to block but are tired of seeing in reposts or on our Discover feed. I’m sure we’ve all got at least one. 000
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Covers that are better than the original (it’s Johnny Cash covering “The Mercy Seat” all over again!) youtu.be/rFIdKUiFjgU?...youtu.beCradle of Filth - Hallowed Be Thy Name (Remastered Audio)YouTube video by Rock Music Café 010
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I believe in “innocent until proven guilty” to a certain point but I also think anyone who bids on this should be preemptively sentenced for torture and serial murder 000
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Begging everyone invoking HIPPA to justify the fact that a dead man is being allowed to cast votes in the Senate to at least learn that the acronym is HIPAA 000
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I just spent $2 Canadian and I have no doubts that I got my money’s worth. 0363
Reposted by Scrat ScrobblerGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 07/08/2026Hey, I made a video for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social! Please, @mayor.nyc.gov, don't let the billionaires get their hands on our kids! Give us a full 2 year "A.i." moratorium for the schools - for students and teachers, 2K-12! (PLEASE share - and tell the mayor what YOU think at HeyMamdani.fyi !) 101049391
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 07/08/2026For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? An adjustable, hinged tool of wood and metal, all measurement marks worn away over years of mixed use and disuse, any purpose long since lost to time and memory. 011
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The deepfake technology to simulate a Mitch McConnell avatar saying these words exists, but they didn’t even bother. The shamelessness of the lie is absolutely a fetish. They are straddling his corpse as they type out these releases. 000
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I can't watch the movie until the local IMAX stops being sold out, but I find the reaction to Wilson's critique both baffling and disappointing. Agree with her or not, but it is exactly the sort of criticism I would want from someone who is passionate about the Classics. 110
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Kojak s02e24: The Trade-Off "...toss this joint, really toss it. Go through all the legal papers, documents, whatever. Open the safe, unpaid bills. And then get Stavros down here, the plant authority. I wouldn't be surprised if he was growing marry-wanna in the potted plants." 000
Reposted by Scrat ScrobblerThe Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I wish a sexy older witch would gently massage me until I was a beautiful and useful pig. 1234856
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Kojak s05e04: Cry For the Kids "But let me make this pronouncement to my knights in armor: get off your butts! New York may be a fun city, but not for cops!" 011
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I appreciate some of its implementations, but one thing about "AI" is that it has cured me forever of techno-futurism. "Imagine a machine that can take over our..." Let me stop you right there buster 010
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Just did the math and I've outlived McCarthy by more than 100 days already, and I don't look like pork that's been oversmoked, maybe there was something wrong with that guy 000
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 17/06/2026"It's not exactly how we want it, let's fill it with poison" is a decent summary of this administration's Policies regarding Issues 000
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 16/06/2026It looks like they both have incredibly heavy hands and Trump has to his credit fucking pushed through it, felt the burn but ultimately got one limply-fisted hand above his shoulder level, while Vance, a cave troll, just said "fuck it" 2130
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 15/06/2026She said this four years after her guest appearance on It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, a show that debuted 5 months after her first appearance on The Office and which is both edgier and still going strong. Her guest IASIP episode was a meta-commentary on how much The Gang gets away with. Mindy! 020
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Kojak s05e15: The Halls of Terror "Are you heavy into stress situations?" "I become more qualified each time we meet." 000
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Kojak s02e18: Queen of the Gypsies "Hey, kid. Don't take my lollipop away." 000
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Kojak s05e04: For The Kids "You stop shootin' or I'll squeeze you like an orange. And him I'll squeeze like a grape. And you I'll squeeze like [pause for felony sexual harassment] like that." 010
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Apparently if you're a judge you can just make shit up whenever you feel like it www.reuters.com/legal/govern... 100
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 20/05/2026It gives me hope that, despite everything else going on, this prophetic Ian MacKaye crowd banter is still hosted on a .gov website. www.nps.gov/media/video/...nps.govVideo (U.S. National Park Service) 100
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I want to give a shoutout to Barney Frank. Knowing that death was imminent, he told us all what a complete piece of shit he was so that no one would have to be sad. His funeral will be an unmitigated celebration. Let's all learn from his example. removepaywalls.com/https://www....theatlantic.comBarney Frank’s Second Coming-OutIn his final act, the liberal stalwart wants to save his party from ideologues. 010
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Mark Fuhrman tried to scam a disability pension in 1981 by claiming white supremacy was a legitimate medical illness. The LAPD decided that he wasn't disabled, but that the racist violence wasn't a problem, and made him keep working. He is burning in hell today, and someday I will shit on his grave. 000
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Night Gallery s02e01: The Boy Who Predicted Earthquakes maybe it will happen tomorrow 120
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Kojak s04e02: A Summer Madness "We're looking for a needle in a haystack. The haystack? The City of New York— that Big Apple out there. And we better find that needle before we start reading about... a boom, 'look ma, I made the newspapers,' and start another epidemic." 000
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 17/05/2026I was just the Like that caused a post to roll over from 999 to 1K, if you've never had the experience I don't know if I can explain it to you 000
Reposted by Scrat ScrobblerPlague Poems @plaguepoems.bsky.social · 14/05/2026As I look around it saddens me to realize how much faith I have lost in experts And as I look around it saddens me to realize how much faith I have lost in institutions But as I look around what saddens me the most is realizing how much faith I have lost in other people. 112736
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 13/05/2026(1) Yes, I am a LLM hater, please spread the word. (2) @oracle.posters.rip is pretty fucking cool, I don't remember if I asked for this but honestly it's much cooler if it was unsolicited. 120
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 06/05/2026At some point microblogging platforms are going to have to learn what threaded MySQL forums learned years ago, which is that you DON'T LET LOWTAX DRIVE 020
Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only: Columbo Twin Peaks Star Trek: TOS The Prisoner (1967!) The Rockford Files Monty Python's Flying Circus Blake's 7 Star Trek: TNG Peep Show Mister Rogers' Neighborhood Quantum Leap Renegade Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle Twilight Zone Mighty Boosh 030