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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm not a linguistic prescriptivist but I would encourage users of the English language not to talk about "lower courts" in the context of SCOTUS when SCOTUS is demonstrably the lowest court imaginable
Supreme Court allows Christa Pike's execution
YouTube · CBS News
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The Supreme Court has vacated a lower court's order and cleared the way for Tennessee's execution of Christa Pike. Pike would be the only ...
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 24/09/2026
My Little Sister Was Kicked Out Of School Because Her Tits Were Too Big
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Kojak s01e07: The Corrupter "I'm sure you were sensitive." "Well, I've, uh, done it before."
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Ich askid ChatGPT," Well Ich askid the stones, and the forest, and the starres, and the mountaynes, and the moone daunsinge above, and what thei seyde was learninge, and dreames, and growinge thinges, and makinge art, and a flawed honest worlde wher we talke to each othir and care about each othir.
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Rest in peace to the only conservative who was ever worth a damn, the only conservative I would have spared earthbound.report/2012/10/04/a...
earthbound.report
A poetic interlude with Wendell Berry
Today is National Poetry Day in Britain, apparently. I’m not sure what that is supposed to involve, other than public money and a slot on Radio 4’s Today programme, but I thought I migh…
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If we could just bully one guy off Bluesky forever my vote would be Tom Nichols If we wanna have a conversation about zero-charisma operatives for death cults, this motherfucker's basically Mola Ram. The fact that he has replies disabled on his posts suggests that we're starting to get to him
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Eiynah 🇵🇸 @nicemangos.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If u enjoy Sam Harris being ridiculed and debunked I have an entire Miniseries on that! bsky.app/profile/nice...
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Roko's Bureaucrasilisk
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Something big is coming. The end of it all. And I'm going to be ready.
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A.Ghost Pasquella 👻🎃 @agpasquella.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It Takes A Nation of Millions To Form A Subcommittee To Look Into The Possibility Of Determining The Feasibility Of Holding Us Back
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Google has disabled exact phrase searches. Now you have to make the query, then go into AI mode, scroll past a useless response, and tell the computer in conversational English “I was looking for the exact phrase in quotes” and THEN it’ll give you the answer you could’ve gotten in one step before.
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This post has replies disabled. It’s almost as though the poster has a smidge of self-awareness.
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Bluesky’s nuclear block is one of its best features, but what we really need is a YouTubesque “don’t recommend this channel” option, for the big-reach accounts we don’t hate quite enough to block but are tired of seeing in reposts or on our Discover feed. I’m sure we’ve all got at least one.
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Covers that are better than the original (it’s Johnny Cash covering “The Mercy Seat” all over again!) youtu.be/rFIdKUiFjgU?...
youtu.be
Cradle of Filth - Hallowed Be Thy Name (Remastered Audio)
YouTube video by Rock Music Café
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I believe in “innocent until proven guilty” to a certain point but I also think anyone who bids on this should be preemptively sentenced for torture and serial murder
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Begging everyone invoking HIPPA to justify the fact that a dead man is being allowed to cast votes in the Senate to at least learn that the acronym is HIPAA
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I just spent $2 Canadian and I have no doubts that I got my money’s worth.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 07/08/2026
Hey, I made a video for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social! Please, @mayor.nyc.gov, don't let the billionaires get their hands on our kids! Give us a full 2 year "A.i." moratorium for the schools - for students and teachers, 2K-12! (PLEASE share - and tell the mayor what YOU think at HeyMamdani.fyi !)
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? An adjustable, hinged tool of wood and metal, all measurement marks worn away over years of mixed use and disuse, any purpose long since lost to time and memory.
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The deepfake technology to simulate a Mitch McConnell avatar saying these words exists, but they didn’t even bother. The shamelessness of the lie is absolutely a fetish. They are straddling his corpse as they type out these releases.
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I can't watch the movie until the local IMAX stops being sold out, but I find the reaction to Wilson's critique both baffling and disappointing. Agree with her or not, but it is exactly the sort of criticism I would want from someone who is passionate about the Classics.
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Kojak s02e24: The Trade-Off "...toss this joint, really toss it. Go through all the legal papers, documents, whatever. Open the safe, unpaid bills. And then get Stavros down here, the plant authority. I wouldn't be surprised if he was growing marry-wanna in the potted plants."
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s
The cover art to "Malachai (Shadow Weaver Part 2)" by the Legendary Pink Dots.  It's hard to explain the visuals.  There are some skeletons at the bottom, and towering over them is what I can best explain as a sort of sunsetting landscape in muted colors, consisting of celestial bodies, clockwork gears, cellulite geographies, insects, and twisted babies.  Put on the album and the first track, "Joey the Canary," will make perfect sense of this visual overload.  It's '90s-era Dots, that brief moment when the core band was joined by Patrick Q-Wright, Ryan Moore, AND Niels van Hoornblower (three instrumentalists each stunning in their own idiom) but with Steven Stapleton of Nurse With Wound twiddling knobs over all the band's usual melodic textures.
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I wish a sexy older witch would gently massage me until I was a beautiful and useful pig.
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Psychonauts 3 confirmed
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Kojak s05e04: Cry For the Kids "But let me make this pronouncement to my knights in armor: get off your butts! New York may be a fun city, but not for cops!"
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
29 Jun 2026
Heathcliff, riding down the street in his ham car and wearing his ham helmet, is stuck behind three slugs moving very slowly down the road, to Heathcliff's annoyance. A nearby sign says "SLUG LIMIT 2". A nearby bird says "Slug rage".
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I appreciate some of its implementations, but one thing about "AI" is that it has cured me forever of techno-futurism. "Imagine a machine that can take over our..." Let me stop you right there buster
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Screenshots from the TV show Lilyhammer.  Two old man stand with a hand-painted protest banner, a bullhorn, and an acoustic guitar.

Asmund: There is one language the authorities understand, and that is artistic elements with an edge of social commentary.
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Just did the math and I've outlived McCarthy by more than 100 days already, and I don't look like pork that's been oversmoked, maybe there was something wrong with that guy
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
"It's not exactly how we want it, let's fill it with poison" is a decent summary of this administration's Policies regarding Issues
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It looks like they both have incredibly heavy hands and Trump has to his credit fucking pushed through it, felt the burn but ultimately got one limply-fisted hand above his shoulder level, while Vance, a cave troll, just said "fuck it"
Trump and Vance, smirking in front of too many American flags.  Vance's hands seem abnormally large, and he is letting gravity dictate where they go.  Trump, with his tiny hands, is holding one up in what cannot honestly be called a fist: a fist requires that some muscle action is holding the whole thing together.  Trump has folded his fingers inward and is capping the embarrassing mess with a thumb, but it's clear the whole hand is limp.
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
She said this four years after her guest appearance on It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, a show that debuted 5 months after her first appearance on The Office and which is both edgier and still going strong. Her guest IASIP episode was a meta-commentary on how much The Gang gets away with. Mindy!
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Kojak s05e15: The Halls of Terror "Are you heavy into stress situations?" "I become more qualified each time we meet."
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Kojak s02e18: Queen of the Gypsies "Hey, kid. Don't take my lollipop away."
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Kojak s05e04: For The Kids "You stop shootin' or I'll squeeze you like an orange. And him I'll squeeze like a grape. And you I'll squeeze like [pause for felony sexual harassment] like that."
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Apparently if you're a judge you can just make shit up whenever you feel like it www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
from the article:

Karsnitz said he appreciated that the ACLU of Delaware might disagree with ​corporate voting. "Visions ⁠of faceless large corporations or even HAL controlling a small town are frightening and the stuff of science fiction," he wrote, referring to the computer at the center of the film "2001: A Space Odyssey." "However, plaintiff has not demonstrated ⁠that this ​policy violates the principle of one person/entity/one vote."A Google search result demonstrating that no one outside of Fenwick Island, Delaware has EVER advanced the idea that "one person, one vote" ACTUALLY means "one person/entity, one vote."
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
It gives me hope that, despite everything else going on, this prophetic Ian MacKaye crowd banter is still hosted on a .gov website. www.nps.gov/media/video/...
nps.gov
Video (U.S. National Park Service)
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I want to give a shoutout to Barney Frank. Knowing that death was imminent, he told us all what a complete piece of shit he was so that no one would have to be sad. His funeral will be an unmitigated celebration. Let's all learn from his example. removepaywalls.com/https://www....
theatlantic.com
Barney Frank’s Second Coming-Out
In his final act, the liberal stalwart wants to save his party from ideologues.
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Mark Fuhrman tried to scam a disability pension in 1981 by claiming white supremacy was a legitimate medical illness. The LAPD decided that he wasn't disabled, but that the racist violence wasn't a problem, and made him keep working. He is burning in hell today, and someday I will shit on his grave.
From https://removepaywalls.com/https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1995-10-02-mn-52447-story.html:

Those handling the Fuhrman case also emphasized that it wasn’t up to them to do anything about Fuhrman’s racist attitude.

“The fact that he has these ideas does not mean that we are going to pension him off as disabled,” Koegler said. “He in fact may have had these attitudes when he came on the force.”

Longtime pension commissioner Sam Diannitto agreed that expressions of racism and violence do not necessarily constitute a disability. “If you look at racial hatred and violence, that’s really a mind-set,” said the assistant fire chief. “It’s not disabling, in my opinion.”

Diannitto said the six-member board was bound by the city charter, which stipulates that applicants be declared disabled only if they cannot do any job they are assigned. Department officials, he pointed out, told the commission they could put Fuhrman behind a desk in a lower stress job.from https://removepaywalls.com/https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1995-10-02-mn-52447-story.html:

During his last six months in the Marines, Fuhrman told Dr. John Hochman, he “got tired of having a bunch of Mexicans and niggers that should be in prison, telling [him] they weren’t going to do something.”

The chilling statement was one of dozens Fuhrman made to psychiatrists and the pension board, offering rich details about his attitude and alleged misconduct as an LAPD officer. All became publicly available when Fuhrman filed a 1983 Superior Court appeal of his pension rejection. The appeal was denied.

Fuhrman “bragged” to Koegler in late 1982 about breaking suspects’ hands, faces, arms and legs “if necessary.” And, lacing his comments with racial epithets, he told Koegler, as he did Hochman, about his problems with minorities in the Marines.

“He is preoccupied with violence, and this theme frequently entered into his remarks,” Koegler concluded.
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Night Gallery s02e01: The Boy Who Predicted Earthquakes maybe it will happen tomorrow
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Kojak s04e02: A Summer Madness "We're looking for a needle in a haystack. The haystack? The City of New York— that Big Apple out there. And we better find that needle before we start reading about... a boom, 'look ma, I made the newspapers,' and start another epidemic."
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I was just the Like that caused a post to roll over from 999 to 1K, if you've never had the experience I don't know if I can explain it to you
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Plague Poems @plaguepoems.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
As I look around it saddens me to realize how much faith I have lost in experts And as I look around it saddens me to realize how much faith I have lost in institutions But as I look around what saddens me the most is realizing how much faith I have lost in other people.
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
(1) Yes, I am a LLM hater, please spread the word. (2) @oracle.posters.rip is pretty fucking cool, I don't remember if I asked for this but honestly it's much cooler if it was unsolicited.
The labels attached to my account, according to Label Scanner:

From Anti "Anti-AI" Labeler:
AI Hater
2026-03-30
Subscribes to anti-AI blocklists or otherwise seems poorly disposed for productive conversations.

From Joined Labeler:
Joined Aug ’23
2025-04-03
This profile was created in August of 2023.

From The Cave of Trophonius:
Hunted (Common house cat)
2024-07-09
A manner of death, perhaps
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
At some point microblogging platforms are going to have to learn what threaded MySQL forums learned years ago, which is that you DON'T LET LOWTAX DRIVE
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Scrat Scrobbler @scratscrobbler.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only: Columbo Twin Peaks Star Trek: TOS The Prisoner (1967!) The Rockford Files Monty Python's Flying Circus Blake's 7 Star Trek: TNG Peep Show Mister Rogers' Neighborhood Quantum Leap Renegade Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle Twilight Zone Mighty Boosh
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