Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026Sandra Bullock Regrets ‘Practical Magic 2’ After Realizing She Could’ve Just Had Dinner With Nicole Kidman theonion.com/sandra-bullock-regrets… 7122671
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialFunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 29/08/2026"I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person" - Bill Murray.. 1045306808
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialOlga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 26/08/2026Dolly Parton sits down with her parents and five sisters for a Christmas special. 11817165
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialRicky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 17/08/2026RIP Hayden Panettiere. So damn sad. 🙏 1082167368
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialJosh Russell → @MVTFWD @joshfwd.bsky.social · 11/06/20262026 SpaceX IPO version 44513
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialSarah T Roberts, PhD @ubiquity75.xyz · 12/06/2026This whole SpaceX thing makes me ill. 96134379
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialJason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Released 40 years ago today. Still the greatest day off. 374119011434
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialcvm in pvb @cvminpvb.bsky.social · 26/05/2026#datacenters 314144625300
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialBill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026"We just won the Pulitzer Prize for Public Service," Bezos brags, without mentioning the Pulitzer Prize winners he laid off. 30529163
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialPatrick Radden Keefe @praddenkeefe.bsky.social · 17/05/2026I took a stroll around Riverwalk and chatted about LONDON FALLING and the dilemmas of this kind of writing with the excellent @basialc.bsky.social, and am very grateful for the thoughtful piece which came out of it: observer.co.uk/news/nationa...observer.co.ukPatrick Radden Keefe: ‘Fakery is now the coin of the real...On a walk along the Thames Embankment, the investigative journalist discusses his new book, London Calling, and the online world and Trumpist nihilism that led the young man at its centre to his death 2352
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialDrH @drhaup.bsky.social · 22/05/2026There is so much poetry in Stephen Colbert celebrating his finale on the exact stage where the Beatles changed culture in 1964. Singing "Hello Goodbye" surrounded by his family, his band, and his crew before Paul McCartney flipped the final power switch. This was the perfect full-circle goodbye! 337120282728
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialThe Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 21/05/2026“What earth is Jeff Bezos on and where are the peptides that he's getting?” @timmiller.bsky.social, @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social and @samsteindc.bsky.social talk Bezos glazing Trump at our live show in San Diego. 78716
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialDavid Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Just endured all of that interview with Jeff Bezos. Too much money contorts any human being. And what was once a man is now, for the rest of the world, a fully metastasized cancer. 331035196
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialMaris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 20/05/2026We don’t hate Jeff Bezos enough. And I say this as someone who reeeally hates him. 1127638
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialBiggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 22/05/2026In a World full of Jeff Bezos ...Be a Colbert.... 016734
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.social⚜️Baldgood Marshall @freshlogic.blacksky.app · 18/05/2026J6er’s gonna get repatriations before Black people…static.klipy.comIdris Elba as Luther: Suspicious LookAlt: Idris Elba as Luther: Suspicious Look 28356651302
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialCNN @cnn.com · 12/05/2026Fired FBI chief tells CNN that FBI director Kash Patel tied job security to purging agents linked to Trump probes. cnn.it/4eCinIm 611951
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialSarah Fitzpatrick @sfitz787.bsky.social · 06/05/2026EXCLUSIVE: My latest story for @theatlantic.com : www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...theatlantic.comThe FBI Director’s Unusual Calling Card“Ka$h Patel” bourbon is his newest innovation. 29138971181
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 06/05/2026If you saw this happening in another country, what would you call it? newrepublic.com/post/210013/fbi-inv…newrepublic.comFBI Launches Probe Into Reporter Who Covered Kash Patel’s DrinkingThe investigation is highly unusual, and some FBI officials expressed concern over the probe. 57170002252
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialThe Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 29/04/2026We support sending him to space. 1091005159
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialSkye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 26/04/2026The memes never me let down 472000565
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialStrictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Happy 74th Birthday to "The Iceman", George Gervin! 🏀🎂🎉🎊🎈 22111
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialThe Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 23/04/2026Better luck next time, Team Patel 421233233
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialMissing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Kash Patel first learning what discovery is. 918622
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialJust Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 20/04/2026The Atlantic: Kash Patel is a paranoid drunk Kash: Imma sue you for $250 million The Atlantic: Let’s dance, Googly Eyes 1152482527
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialElizabeth Warren @elizabeth-warren.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Why won’t Amazon explain why it reportedly paid three times as much as the next highest bidder for the Melania documentary? This looks like bribery in plain sight. Amazon must give the American people answers. 1225953
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialStacy Mitchell @stacyfmitchell.bsky.social · 21/04/20267. The email evidence is extensive, but it's almost certainly the tip of a much bigger price fixing operation. That's because Amazon trained employees to do this over the phone or to use "legally approved talking points." 110326
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialStacy Mitchell @stacyfmitchell.bsky.social · 21/04/20261. Boy, Amazon is in a heap of trouble. Evidence made public yesterday by California AG @agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov shows blatant price fixing. And there are so many examples. Here's Amazon scheming with a pet food supplier to get Chewy to raise its prices. 12552211
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialNational Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum @baseballhall.org · 15/04/2026The jersey used by the Dodgers to retire Jackie Robinson’s iconic No. 42 in 1972 is preserved in the Hall of Fame’s collection. Today, every MLB player will wear 42 in celebration of Jackie’s legacy. 16803153
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialIda B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 15/04/2026While Jackie Robinson isn't here to be acknowledged on the day named after him, do you know who is? Mrs. Rachel Robinson herself. Who will be turning 104 in July. And she still serves on the board of the Jackie Robinson Foundation 11697214
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialMore Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 13/04/2026A worker died at an Amazon warehouse in Oregon last week. For more than an hour, workers were instructed to continue working as the man lay dead. One worker wanted to help, but a manager told them to “Just turn around and not look. Let’s get back to work," according to @thewesternedge.bsky.social.thewesternedge.media‘Everyone is Replaceable’: Death Rattles Oregon Amazon FacilityA worker died at Amazon’s Troutdale warehouse last week. Employees were told to look away. 998108916246
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialRyan Haas @ryanjhaas.bsky.social · 13/04/2026For more than a week, Amazon has managed to keep a death at its Troutdale, Oregon, facility out of public view. Workers I spoke to are pissed.thewesternedge.media‘Everyone is Replaceable’: Death Rattles Oregon Amazon FacilityA worker died at Amazon’s Troutdale warehouse last week. Employees were told to look away. 10641842037
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 13/04/2026"He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send him Matthew 5:9. That's the Chicago Pope way." 643337561
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/04/2026Instead of acknowledging his bestie Orban’s defeat, Trump is attacking the pope. (After)life choices. 1053290390
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialSteve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Hungary 🇭🇺 867728732
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialMeidas Ian @lordye.bsky.social · 12/04/2026So in just one week, you threatened to nuke 93million people in the Middle East. Then you didn’t. Your wife declares she didn’t know Epstein but she did. You sent your best team to negotiate a ceasefire while you and Rubio watched UFC. Then you endorsed Orban who lost? Am I missing something here? 5865441581
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialGerard Cunningham @faduda.eurosky.social · 09/04/2026Every time someone starts talking about 5-D chess...media.tenor.coma man in a dark room with the words " the truth is these are not very bright guys "ALT: a man in a dark room with the words " the truth is these are not very bright guys " 421930
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 09/04/2026This was The Beatles’ final public performance — their legendary rooftop concert on January 30, 1969.The show wasn’t publicly announced, so it took everyone by complete surprise. Crowds quickly gathered on the streets and nearby rooftops as the Fab Four rocked Savile Row 28085571622
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Happy 50th anniversary to “All the President’s Men” — a film that owes its existence to Redford, who bought the film rights, developed the script and cajoled a reluctant Woodward & Bernstein. I thought it was “a great character study,” he said later. But, for months, “they didn’t return my calls.” 15959831198
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialThe Other Boys of Summer @negroleaguefilm.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Hank Aaron hit HR 715th on 4/8/1974, breaking Babe Ruth's record. Did you know he started his pro career playing SS for the Indianapolis Clowns in the Negro Leagues? #negroleagues #thehammer #americanhistory 173
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialStrictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 08/04/2026These are the types of letters Hank Aaron used to receive along with death threats, as he closed in on Babe Ruth’s home run record. How he was able to still focus & play is amazing to me. 22220
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialThe Athletic @theathletic.com · 07/04/2026The Big Ten is the first conference in D-I history with three different national champions in football, women's basketball and men's basketball in the same academic year 🏆 🏈 CFB: Indiana 🏀 WBB: UCLA 🏀 MBB: Michigan H/T OptaSTATS/X 1817238
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialJulia B. Chan @juliachanb.bsky.social · 07/04/2026losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice 117108381581
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Big 10: Men and women's college basketball champions and football champions. 10804
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Michigan wins the natty 526658
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/04/2026UCLA wins the Natty 725748
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialAnonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 03/04/2026US-Israeli air attacks have destroyed Iran's oldest medical research facility, the Pasteur Institute. Israel also destroyed a key pharmaceutical company. Both were civilian targets, war crimes. 641832789
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialCrocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Those are the words of a "potential" war criminal (pushed and encouraged by his "potentially" war criminal president) 28669403125
Reposted by @scrapshitpit.bsky.socialStrictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Happy Birthday, Eddie Murphy 🥳🎂 “The problem is when I move in… y’all move away.” 😂😂😂😂 1168