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Jack Scrambo

@scrambojambo.bsky.social
1.4K followers 1.3K following 9.9K posts

Surprisingly kind in person. Occasionally I do lawyer things, begrudgingly. Mostly these days I teach. Yes, I know, I’m sorry, I don’t know why I’m like this either

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 11h
About as angry as I’ve ever heard a judge get outside of chambers
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 16h
Outrageous that the warrant was signed at all. Would like to see the application, see if the magistrate was fully apprised of the matter before rubber stamping.
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 17h
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 16h
I mean, it’s both
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All these degens have is “men in women’s sports.” Spit on these guys, ridicule them, piss on their graves.
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
At the end of the day I’m just a guy, staring at two evil fucking countries, shocked that anyone is psychotic enough to defend them
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thank god I can think whatever the fuck I want then
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yes, of course. My rabbi’s daughter lives in Israel with her husband and their child, I’m aware. Still a country committing tremendous fucking evil on a daily basis. Not unlike our country in that way. Two evil fucking countries, peas in a pod
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
God please, I ask for so little. Just 5 minutes in a room with these 3 cracker ass worms and a baseball bat. A humble request, Lord
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not a rhetorical question. You’ve read the accounts of the gunners and pilots, right?
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am extremely aware. Personally aware. You know where they’re not living? Israel
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“More paragraphs spent on what happened in Gaza.” I shit you not
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The reaction has been predictably pathetic
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People who like to speak for Jewish New Yorkers are definitely overrepresented in every pearl-clutching moment over Mamdani. Should’ve kept that powder dry for such an occasion as this.
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As if Israeli opinion would move a single millimeter if Zohran tore at his clothes over 10/7
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How many of those young Israeli concertgoers were mowed down by Israeli helicopter fire? No one ever wants to talk about that.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 07/10/2026
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"This day is profoundly painful for so many New Yorkers. It marks three years since the horrific war crimes of October 7. On that day, Hamas killed more than 1,100 Israelis and abducted 251 others. We grieve alongside our many friends and neighbors who still carry that unthinkable loss.
 
The suffering did not begin nor end that day. It instead continued through the Israeli government’s devastating, ongoing genocide in Gaza, in which it has killed more than 74,000 Palestinians—including more than 21,000 children. Even since the so-called ceasefire, more than 1,400 Palestinians have been killed. That suffering has intensified with every Israeli bomb dropped on ambulances waiting outside hospitals, every drone strike targeting a residential building or journalist, and every shipment of food aid turned away at a border crossing. Many New Yorkers are reckoning with this unbearable grief, and we mourn alongside them – all while knowing that our tax dollars fund these war crimes.
 
Three years later, we must refuse to accept a world in which occupation and apartheid continue, where war crimes are met with impunity, and our federal government continues its complicity with every arms shipment.
 
To honor the dead, we must fight for a world in which every person can live with freedom, safety, and dignity."
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Professional dancers are athletes striving for technical perfection. There are also many types of competitive dance, scored by judges just like the Olympics. I don’t see too much value in parsing that to remove dance from “sport”
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Exactlyyyy 😭 In terms of time invested I think I’ve mostly repaired my shoes, picked flowers, gotten killed, and walked around
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Recently started KCD2, the finest chore simulator of 2025
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You don’t give a fuck about Palestinians, Andy. Don’t pretend like you do
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Go pretend to someone else that you care about Palestinian lives. I’m done reasoning with ancient twats
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah a state with equal rights instead of an apartheid state would really be a nightmare, perish the thought. Shuffle off already
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why do you keep prattling on about “virtue signaling” like this is 2018 twitter
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What an odd thing to say
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean, that’s bullshit, but you’re a man of a certain age who won’t hear otherwise
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just as bad? You joking? Killing children is actually much worse than saying words you don’t like
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So you’re in the habit of accusing Jews of antisemitism? Hahaha wow you’re a real piece of shit bro
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Basically every UK government decision since running off Jezza has been to shoot itself in the dick over and over
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think Netanyahu is a racist, murderous, genocidal war criminal. The only think he should say is, “Shit. It’s Interpol. I’m going to The Hague.”
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I gotta be honest mate from where I’m sitting Labour looks like a big fucking joke party, arresting pensioners for standing with Palestine
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I mean Labour has been “self-owning” for years by slavishly backing a rogue state while it commits genocide, but sure let’s fucking tone police
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mossad couldn’t have written it up better themselves. They should pay you honestly. My best to Bez Smotrich
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Buddy did you have a fucking psychotic break? Your accusations in this thread are defamatory. You need to rein it the fuck in
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Are you Jewish? Or do you just make a habit out of telling Jewish leftists how they’re not doing Judaism properly
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You can talk into my brisket Jerry
Prime brisket, point and flat not separated, with some slices showing fatty juicy delicious meat
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh yeah Mr. Neocon went dark woke a while ago and has been surprisingly consistent. Like, it’s actually genuine, unlike freaks like Carlson
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Extremely well put. A few people in positions of great power over there actually like Trump and also worship the billionaire class
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I dunno man, I’d say our defining characteristics as a species are curiosity and cooperation. It is very much not true to suggest that throughout human history anyone who gains power becomes a despot. We got to this point by working together, collective action raised us out of the mud.
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Then you make sure he can’t sue. Problem solved. He walked in front of that bus, your Honor
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes but at least the matter that once constituted a living breathing monster will now return to the earth and maybe even become something useful one day, like fertilizer
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Interesting factoid about the word authoritarianism! I’m gonna read up on that
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Why let power be vested in the people when you can just give one guy all the power” is some delightfully mask off authoritarianism
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, if they’re a real person, they’re an absolute psycho
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well that’s from 2015 so you can be sure that the entire block has since been leveled and most of its residents obliquely murdered as naza
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Terrible hasbara. Zero effort hasbara. Are they even paying you little bots anymore
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bad hasbara do better
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you should try going outside and interacting with real human beings. not children though. for obvious reasons
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you’re a pedophile
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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You can blame the US for a lot. You can’t blame the US if your country elects another Bolsonaro. That is a move that makes your country as stupid as ours.
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