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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃

@scouserach.bsky.social
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Supporter of Liverpool FC and Saints RLFC. Pescetarian. Team LGBTQ+. Itali-Brit with a Scandinavian surname and a big heart. Lover of crap pop and most sports. No TERFs, no Brexiteers, no MAGA morons. Trans rights are human rights. She/her.

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Lucy Evans @toffeeluce.bsky.social · 16h
All I want this year for Christmas is New Year's Day.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
YOU. FUCKING. CHEEKY. CUNTS. 😒
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Well, that's certainly one way of putting it. 😒
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 11/10/2026
Game’s gone. Corruption is rife. From FIFA to the Premier League. It’s all fixed.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'll give it yer!
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YES DENMARK! #NationsLeague
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Four months (as of two days ago). I still miss him so much. 😔
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Considering that Ant died almost four months ago, mate, I'd argue that he ain't gonna be able to block you back or post on this account any more, so what's the point of the block in the first place? 🤔
A screenshot from Clearsky showing my late friend's Bluesky profile and someone called 'ccotenj' blocking him.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Yesterday's gone, we gotta keep moving on, I'm so thankful for the moments, so glad I got to know you, the times that we had, I'll keep like a photograph and hold you in my heart forever, I'll always remember you."
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
About the same, I reckon. 😜
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Milan.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Miley's new album is an absolute banger and the new series of Strictly starts tonight. Today is a good day... so far.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Appalling. 😠
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ant would be appalled. Fucking sellouts. 😒
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You can't polish a turd, mate.
nypost.com
President Trump debuts new brown hairdo — and people are shocked
President Trump’s iconic hairdo has seemingly entered its dark age.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
*chef's kiss*
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Marvellous Ron Manager from The Fast Show
Alt: Marvellous Ron Manager from The Fast Show.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It was actually Ant's three month anniversary yesterday. Forgive me. 😢
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road, time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go, so make the best of this test and don't ask why, it's not a question, but a lesson learned in time, it's something unpredictable but, in the end, it's right, I hope you had the time of your life."
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Three months tomorrow. Still heartbroken. 😭💔
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Three Months
Courteeners · Electric Lick · Song · 2010
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What GIF pops up when you type your name?
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Jennifer Aniston as Rachel's Funny Reaction in Friends
Alt: Jennifer Aniston as Rachel's Funny Reaction in Friends.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
And not forgetting O's anniversary as well. 😭
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
😭😭😭😭😭💔
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Our boys are gaining one hell of a concert up there in the clouds. Neil Sedaka, Johnny Reimar, Bonnie Tyler, Moya Brennan, Peabo Bryson, Oliver Tree, William Orbit, Kavinsky, Bill Oddie, Hayden Panettiere and now Dolly Parton. And we're still only in August. 😭💔
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Kit Harrington's gone on my boycott list. 'Tis a shame because I proper loved him in GoT, but as he's now pumping money into the JKR hate fund, he can get right in the bin. C*nt.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
They're now singing it together again. RIP Dolly. 💔
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Billy Boston AND Dolly Parton on the same day?! This year really has gone to shit and there's still four months of it to go. 😭💔
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just how bad can it be? *takes a look* JESUS. HOLY. FUCK.
An offensive Halloween clown costume from American chain store Target depicting a minstrel.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ha-ha, United. Ha-ha-fucking-ha. Welcome back to the Premier League, Hull! 🤣
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
6.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think Gordon said it best...
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Gordon Ramsay Holy Fuck
Alt: Gordon Ramsay Holy Fuck.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Not jealous... much. His song is still lovely and would have been getting my vote if I'd not been boycotting the whole thing this year. It's also on my tribute playlist for Ant as well for obvious reasons. 😢
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Smeg!
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Brilliant!
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Jeff Goldblum's Thoughtful Smirk
Alt: Jeff Goldblum's Thoughtful Smirk.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What is the abbreviation for 'the Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society'?
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You know that when you smile you stop the rain and we will be together once again. 💔
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"The giant Oompa Loompa." 🤣
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Date yourself with a commercial from your childhood. (I still quote this to this day. 😁)
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Ian Rush Accrington Stanley Milk Advert | Best Football Ads
YouTube video by The Drum
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"The sheriff is a *BONG*!"
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Not Hayden! 😭
bbc.co.uk
Hayden Panettiere: Actress dies aged 36
In a statement, Panettiere's father says she was "a force of nature". No cause of death has been confirmed.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I'm the idiot who drove straight into me, flinging me into the middle of the road, and leaving me in a deep coma for almost two weeks in 2019.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I've gone right off Nicholas Hoult now. Twat.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He's back like a bad stench. 🤮
bbc.co.uk
Nigel Farage wins Clacton by-election that major parties boycotted - live updates
The Reform UK leader won 22,239 votes while Count Binface came second with 9,455.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Nish Kumar, is that you?
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Did he have a sister called Stacy, by any chance? 😏
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Buzz off, Bozo.
bbc.co.uk
Jeff Bezos' Liverpool deal: What would investment mean for club?
Why investment by a group including Jeff Bezos would not make a marked difference to Liverpool's spending power - and might sit uneasily with fans.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
William Orbit's sadly gone to the great nightclub in the sky. Anthony and Owen will be having the time of their life up there. They proper loved his music. Sigh. 😔
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What do they want, a genital inspection check? This is going to hurt gender non-conforming cisgender people as well as trans people. Looks like the GC's have finally got their way. R*wl*ng and P*rk*r will be laughing all the way to the bank over this. Urgh. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
New guidance on single-sex spaces comes into force
The code covers spaces open to the public, such as toilets and changing rooms in England, Wales and Scotland.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Nine years. 😭💔
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"Two months got me all stressed out, two months got me trippin', do I pull us up or pull us down? I wish I could just listen..."
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Two Months
John The Blind · John The Blind · Song · 2019
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