Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 22hNew software version! More better! Things gooder! You need it! 001
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 28/09/2026Upvote if you’re a bot. Comment with your favorite emoji if you’re a human. 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 25/09/20261. Start a band. 2. Write and record only one album that perfectly captures one specific niche vibe. 3. Dissolve band. 4. Be cherished forever. 020
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 22/09/2026The upside of all this #AI replacement crap is that all those lousy middle managers will now be responsible for making sure the LLMs are behaving properly for the C-suite and shareholders. Finally some vindication. 001
Reposted by Scott TroyerGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out 395209333477
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 22/09/2026 Can’t decide whether it’s cute or stupid how we forget that “cabinet” is derived from “cabinette,” meaning little cabin or literally tiny house. Can you please place the dishes in their tiny house? Thank you. 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 22/09/2026WEIRD MUSIC FACT: Many genres of music are fully dependent on stringed instruments. For most ensembles you need a combination of fretless/continuously and fretted/discretely pitch instruments. How and why cannot be totally explained, but generally the lowest and highest one are not fretted/discrete. 000
Reposted by Scott TroyerHumor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Can’t believe how many people have tuned out the news and don’t realize our democracy is on the brink of collapse 1661918420
Reposted by Scott TroyerSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026when ai leaves u behind 74255069543
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 21/09/2026FACT: Everyone around you gives you more grace than you even know and certainly more than you deserve. 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 19/09/2026News media sites are dying because they are unusable. On top of click-baity headlines & burying the lede, most sites have far too many pop ups, ads, cookies, interruptions, unrelated content blocking visitors from actually seeing the content. Oddly, social media has become the best way to read news. 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 17/09/2026I hope for the sake of turnabouts being fair play that the technology the AI companies are developing will be Napsterized and everyone playing along at home will have all that juice running on their old PC laptops and the billionaire thieves won’t be able to profit off any of their investments. 100
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 16/09/2026Finding 4-leaf clovers in your yard is lucky like finding 3-eyed frogs in your pond is lucky. Congratulations! You got mutation enhancement levels of pollution on your property! 010
Reposted by Scott TroyerChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music 244129912237
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 16/09/2026After much consideration, I too will be bowing out of the Ed Sheeran tour. 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 15/09/2026Technology is amazing. It only took 3 months to create a realistic clone of Mitch McConnell so he could return to vote on key legislation. What a miracle! 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 15/09/2026Hey Apple, you got a raging racist in the number 3 spot on Crossy Road at the moment. 000
Reposted by Scott TroyerAnjin Anhut / available for freelance @anjinanhut.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Today I quit my job at burgerking. I made burgers for burgerking and mcD for 3 years, but I now THINK that the guys there are SAYING they are developing a burger that POTENTIALLY revenge-eats people. MAYBE all of us. <10% CHANCE it will happen in 2029. Hire me to protect you from revenge burgers. 2432022
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 11/09/2026Hey Apple, folding phones are cool, but who asked for that? While I have you, why does iOS erroneously auto-correct by adding an apostrophe after proper names when pluralizing? I’m trying to refer to the Johnsons (a family), not the Johnson’s (something Johnson singular possesses). Can we fix that? 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 10/09/2026I was behind this driver at a stop light. They didn’t move when the light turned green, so I yelled, “LET’S GO TEAM!” 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 10/09/2026When you have to resort to restricting voting, redrawing districts, and straight up offering money for votes, you’re not winning based on good ideas or solid leadership. 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 10/09/2026Marketing/advertising is an art form in the same way torture is an art form. Sure, you could develop some techniques that take talent and experience to master, but clearly humanity is not better off because of all that hard work. 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 10/09/2026Citizens Bank is advertising that customers can chat with their stupid AI bot. Way to have your finger on the pulse of what humans want, marketing team. 🤦🏼♂️ 000
Reposted by Scott TroyerAppleInsider @appleinsider.com · 07/09/2026If you've got an Apple TV set-top box, that's not enough to protect your privacy if you have an LG television. Unplug Ethernet and tell it to forget your Wi-Fi information.appleinsider.comDisconnect your LG television from the internet, nowIf you've got an Apple TV set-top box, that's not enough to protect your privacy if you have an LG television. Unplug Ethernet and tell it to forget your Wi-Fi information. 1159
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 07/09/2026A surprisingly small percentage of humans seem to understand how umbrellas and wind interact, making the beach a far more dangerous place than it needs to be. I’m definitely on Team Human, but we need some practice. 001
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 06/09/2026If you’re feeling discouraged, remember that you only need to solve 75% of the @nytimes.com Connections puzzle to get 100% of it right. 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 04/09/2026In the game Frogger, why does the frog die when jumping into the water? 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 03/09/2026Yesterday was Taco Tuesday, but today is Waco Wednesday! What cult compound are you storming with your government forces? Post pics for extra points! 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 03/09/2026That moment when you feel the turnaround is gonna be 8 bars instead of 4. Is it more guitar or are the keys taking a stab at it? Ugh, why is the band leader so unclear? 010
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 03/09/2026Is there a Ted Lasso / Minority Report crossover with Boots serving as keeper/precog? 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 01/09/2026I tried printing a colorful poster that said “Everything & Nothing.” The first half printed fine, but the second half had no color. When I checked my printer there was an error code that said, “Nothing is black and white.” 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 01/09/2026Why are drummers, organists, and singer/dancers seemingly the only musicians that can multitask with all of their appendages? 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 31/08/2026eighths 👀 That word will forever look like a typo to me no matter how many times I type it. 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 29/08/2026So #LakeOntario is now #LakeAmerica, according to some sources. We need a new mnemonic device to remember the names of the #GreatLakes. HOMES was the old go-to. HAMES definitely doesn't work now, but SHAME does. SHAME is actually super effective for some applications. Maybe it will help here too. 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 28/08/2026I’m sure Russel & Verneil were so excited that you bought this stupid balloon and wrote their names on it with a sharpie. #dumb #gift #pollution #beach 010
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 28/08/2026Happy stupid birthday. Hope it was worth it. There’s no way these idiotic balloons brought you any sort of joy even close to the ialmost infinite amount of time they’ll spend on our beaches. Find better ways of celebrating your 365 day accomplishments that don’t pollute forever. #beach #pollution 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 27/08/2026Since we’re renaming things on nothing more than whims, I hereby declare that super stinky trash heap on the #NJ side of the Hudson River the “Trump Dump.” It deserves a grand and memorable presidential moniker like other notable monuments, buildings, and infrastructure in the #NYC metro area. 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 27/08/2026Any day now we’ll be singing “God Bless the U.S.A. (aka Proud To Be An American)” by Lee Greenwood and the record scratch will happen right as we’re belting out “…the flag still stands for freedom and they can’t take that away…” 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 27/08/2026SHAME: Superior, Huron, America, Michigan, Erie. #GreatLakes #Ontario #Canada #politics 021
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 27/08/2026Remembering the Great Lakes used to be easy with the mnemonic HOMES: Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie, Superior. Now that Lake Ontario has been unceremoniously renamed Lake America by you-know-who, kids can now remember it with the really elegant SHAME: Superior, Huron, America, Michigan, Erie. 011
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 27/08/2026Is there anyone at the U.S. Mint that can make this happen? And while we’re at it, can we get some Johnny Cash too? @usmint.bsky.social #dollybills 000
