Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 15/09/2026Hey Apple, you got a raging racist in the number 3 spot on Crossy Road at the moment. 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 10/09/2026I was behind this driver at a stop light. They didn’t move when the light turned green, so I yelled, “LET’S GO TEAM!” 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 29/08/2026So #LakeOntario is now #LakeAmerica, according to some sources. We need a new mnemonic device to remember the names of the #GreatLakes. HOMES was the old go-to. HAMES definitely doesn't work now, but SHAME does. SHAME is actually super effective for some applications. Maybe it will help here too. 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 28/08/2026I’m sure Russel & Verneil were so excited that you bought this stupid balloon and wrote their names on it with a sharpie. #dumb #gift #pollution #beach 010
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 28/08/2026Happy stupid birthday. Hope it was worth it. There’s no way these idiotic balloons brought you any sort of joy even close to the ialmost infinite amount of time they’ll spend on our beaches. Find better ways of celebrating your 365 day accomplishments that don’t pollute forever. #beach #pollution 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 16/08/2026Clouds are vertebrates. Most people don’t know that, but occasionally you might stumble across a decomposing cloud and all that is left is the spine. #nature #facts 020
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 09/08/2026Is it chonker mushroom season?! Discovering some absolute units all over lately. Conditions must be just right, which I guess is hot and humid. #nature #fungi #photography 030
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 07/08/2026Meanwhile, your site is being scraped by AI bots anyway. Don’t treat me like a robot. 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 17/07/2026If someone reboots The Flintstones, a perfect Wilma casting would be Millie Bobby Brown. She’s a super close doppelgänger of Elizabeth Perkins in the 1994 live action version. 001
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 15/07/2026Isn’t this the normal outcome after eating at Taco Bell? Fun headline from Ars(e) Technica! 🥬💥💩 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 27/06/2026Might as well interrogate musicians on why they chose a 4/4 time signature for so many of their compositions or why filmmakers followed a 3-act structure for their film. 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 25/06/2026The fantastic moment around the 2:26 mark in the Counting Crows’ song “Angels of the Silences” when the lyric says, “little angels hang above my head and read me like an open book” and the vocals soar high and one of the electric guitars hits a discordant all open strings chord and oh my heart! 💯 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 05/06/2026Hey #NYC, this is what your air quality looks like from Connecticut. Be careful out there. 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 01/06/2026Everyone knows dumb ends with a b. Some people don’t know is that “dumb” originally meant mute, silent, or unable to speak. Most people don’t know the connotation of dumb meaning stupid or foolish likely comes from German dumm, which doesn’t have a b. Who is stupid now? 010
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 14/05/2026Hey, no pressure, but while you’re filing paperwork, here are just a few more expectations to fulfill. #office #toxic #inspiring 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 11/05/2026How to answer a question without answering any questions. 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 07/05/2026It's safe to assume that the name for Meta's AI agent Manus is derived from Meta + anus, right? 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 29/04/2026I wish I could share how good this stock pot smells. Boiling a duck carcass and some lamb bones with aromatics and Chinese spices on the grill. Might have to fight off some coyotes and maybe the neighbors too. 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 29/04/2026Dumb thing #12049320868: Your existing account on an old platform will be merged to a barely related stupid #AI platform that does nothing similar to the original platform. I hate the internet now. 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 28/04/2026A cute little cluster of mushrooms nestled into a little nook at the base of a giant maple tree. #photography #oc #nature #joy #fungi 070
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 05/03/2026If there are any #art lovers in #NYC, check out my wife’s artwork on display now through March 26th in the gallery at the Sheen Center for Thought and Culture at 18 Bleecker St. Come by for an opening reception tonight 5:30-7:30pm. 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 03/03/2026If the only thing that matters is the stock market and the market isn’t doing well… 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 02/03/2026@electroboom.bsky.social I found this extension cord replacement plug on Amazon with dubious usage instructions. Thought you find it stimulating. I've reported it a few times. amzn.to/4sEW2Of 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 26/02/2026Venmo, if you cared about the privacy of your users, you never would have made payments visible to the public in the first place. Completely laughable. 110
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 18/02/2026Guess I wasn’t aware that he was fully electric. Assumed he was still an organic human being. 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 15/02/2026Jeff Bozos couldn't afford real journalism, but definitely could buy this puff piece. The self-enriching oligarchy is alive and well. 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 28/01/2026So one way you can watch the Super Bowl is Fubo. Look at their subscription tier plan. What is going on? 1-day trials? $46 / month starting price? 4K and local channels are extra? A Latino plan that's cheaper and has a longer trial period? is this even serious? 000
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 23/12/2025The “prince of peace” will have battleship named after himself. Very Nobel. 010
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 14/12/2025East Coast, are you ready for all the “it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas” posts this morning? 010
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 26/11/2025Was Andy Warhol trying to warn us about Campbell's Soup polluting Lake Erie?! 010
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 20/11/2025The music world was bad enough already. Now we’re just sealing the coffin really tight. 010
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 13/11/2025Thankful for developers and businesses like @valhalladsp.bsky.social that offer great products for reasonable prices with no strings attached. No subscription non-sense, just stuff that works that one can own in perpetuity. #audio #plugins #ValhallaDSP 020
Scott Troyer @scotttroyer.com · 07/11/2025Humblebrag: I busted this 13/16” socket by hand trying to loosen some trailer wheel lug nuts. Hit me up if you need something broken by hand. 000
