Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 17hOn the radio yesterday they were doing a segment on "small things your partner does that show they love you". Well I hope the other half calls in next time to say "my partner skipped watching Bake Off, Drag Race *and* The Traitors while I was away so that we could watch together when I got back". 13340
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Who invented locktober? Someone should lock them up and throw away the key. Oh... 8582
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I can tell it's autumn because I'm back to sleeping like shit and my appetite has gone through the roof. 7240
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I love having lights on a motion sensor. I'm surprised it's not more common. 5171
Reposted by ScottVelour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose 692140713
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You may have noticed that I haven't posted anything for "biceptember". This is because I don't know what a bicep is and I'm pretty sure I don't have one. 6360
Reposted by ScottGavin Alexander @gavin83bay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Quite an achievement to get the man's name wrong twice in the same post. 34719154
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We've got some relatively chunky olives this year but I'm not sure they'll properly ripen. Or even whether they'll be edible if they do... 4250
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's pay day. Which would be great if it weren't also bill day. 5340
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Back on my thing of going "wtf?!" at Argos reviews and Q&As. Here's today's instalment. Can you guess the product? 10140
Reposted by Scottfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Got a bit concerned that my piss was purple this morning. Called 111 to ask for medical advice. They asked me to go to the bathroom and open the cistern. Turns out my husband added one of those toilet cleaning pucks in there. God bless the NHS and their infinite wisdom. 1755227
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The missing apostrophe on this menu had me imagining a bartenders vs pudding fight. 3410
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The bed hair is dangerously close to fashionable today. 11810
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Old fuddy duddy comment: cinemas were better when they had proper film projectors.static.klipy.comVintage Movie Projector BeamAlt: Vintage Movie Projector Beam 5200
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Erm *actually* I'm pretty sure there aren't any non-stop trains to Bristol... 6210
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A fun thing about waking up early again (hi insomnia, I've not missed you) is relearning about people I follow from Australia/NZ vs. those from the US/Canada who don't post much during my usual daytime. 5400
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Did you know that Patti Lupone is Edith from Allo Allo's daughter? 490
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm Fuckt. Definitely said that more than once before. 11200
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's a shame this was too late to make that New York Times list. 092
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Happy weekend. I fancy a wine but also feel a bit bleurgh from a flu vaccination so should probably skip it 😔. 10580
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Turns out a big bowl of lentils for dinner has after effects.static.klipy.comRotating Wind Turbine Against Blue SkyAlt: Rotating Wind Turbine Against Blue Sky 3210
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Tonight Matthew, I'm making Malaysian coconut daal for dinner. 5290
Reposted by ScottJohn Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 24/09/2026Everyone, stop what you are doing. I've discovered there is a politician called Teresa May running for city council in British Columbia. And this is from one of her campaign videos. Never have two people with the same name had such different vibes. 59740124
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'm excited to announce that I've experienced time travel! I'm not sure how or why, but I definitely have. Because there's no way that it's only Thursday 😭. 4370
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Finished Star City. This program has taken the biggest journey from "meh, seems a bit dull" to "well that was excellent" of any recent program for me. 180
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The other half is away next week and honestly I'm afraid I can't single-handedly win the battle for control of our house against all the giant spiders. 12300
Reposted by ScottChris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got 31798571562
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Just found out that The Fallen Madonna With The Big Boobies was sold 8 years ago for £150k. I don't know what to make of that. 10370
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"Accrual World" might be my favourite Only Connect team name ever. 2120
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We're halfway through the series and wow is this a load of shite. 050
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I cooked a roast rack of lamb for dinner and it was *perfect* but I forgot to take a photo of the end result. You'll have to make do with one of how it started out instead. 1150
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Can I text the British Transport Police on 61016 if I smell something that doesn't smell right? Because this train smells badly of stale piss 😔. 9260
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Good film! Bit hammy more or less throughout but I enjoyed, I learned, I was invested for almost 3 hours. 2100
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Someone needs to invent a severance procedure just for trains. One that makes all innies only use indoor voices... 2110
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026We're going to see De Gaulle: Resistance this afternoon. Other half: "I don't know much about him, but he does have an airport named after him so he's at least as notable as John Lennon and George Best. 6260
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Work day: oversleep by an hour, wake up at almost 8 am. Saturday: can't sleep past 5. Hmmph! 4290
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Tried these. Taste like a dirty chocolate orange. 3/10 do not recommend. 2110
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026And now I've got athlete's foot. Thanks KitKat Chunky 🙄. 10170
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026There are a lot of fighter jets going over Didcot this evening. Must be because of those secessionists on the other side of Oxford. 2140
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Some evil arse (me) has implemented a scheme where he (me) has a KitKat Chunky as an afternoon snack on days when he (me) is meant to go for a run after work. It means that he (me) is less likely to not bother because of the guilt. 6290
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I've already seen that magazine cover of Tom Cruise enough times for it to have a measurable impact on my sanity and will to live. (Three times.) 250
Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Why do Quidco take approximately one million business years to email a gift voucher? I just want to buy my air purifier 😢. 5150
Reposted by ScottMatt @itsmattagain.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I'm not sure how kidnapping Steps helps Stoke in any way 4457