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@scottnotscot.bsky.social
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I'm here for dad jokes, TV chat, a little politics, food envy, and a lot of cat spotting. DMs open. Oxford. 🏳️‍🌈. He/him www.instagram.com/scottisnotabot

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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 27m
Every damn day.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 29m
...but bloody windy.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 29m
Today was spent on the Gower Peninsula. Glorious sunshine...
A selfie of me high up above a large sandy beach, with blue skies. In the background, a small island connected to the mainland by a rocky causeway. In the foreground, a sign saying the times the island is accessible for. The sun in the sky is shining off the sea. A different beach than earlier.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 7h
Yeah I've given them some thought but I'd be worried I'd lose one of the million pieces.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 8h
I'm not getting a good impression of it, I'll be honest with you.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 9h
Welcome to the party 😉! Don't be shy. I have heard that but never remember to do it! Next time...
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 9h
I'm not much of a coffee snob really. I don't mind instant for what it is, but I think those posh ones are trying to be something they're not.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 9h
I think they were the worst two we've had on DRUK. The song didn't do them any favours but ooft. Not a good week.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 9h
I don't like the ones that are meant to contain little bits of finely ground coffee much - the flavour is better but I find them a bit grainy or something.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 9h
static.klipy.com
RuPaul: You're So Smart!
Alt: RuPaul: You're So Smart!
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 9h
Oh no, this kind of thing. They market it for iced coffee but there's nothing stopping you from putting hot water in it. I did think about a bialetti but ones that work on induction hobs seem quite pricey.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 10h
I'm trying out coffee concentrate as an alternative to instant and coffee bags when I'm away from home. Verdict: 4/10. Slightly better than cheap instant. Not worth the extra cost.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 10h
Blimey. I don't think I could last that long on a call with anyone!
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 10h
I know your pain. I managed to sleep until 8 a couple of months ago and that was my treat for the year.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 18h
How long were you on facetime for?!
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 18h
Oh but a proper tropical thunderstorm is so fun too. Just not when you're on a beach.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 18h
Not so cosy now, is it 🥶?
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 19h
Just put an ice block in your pyjamas then.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 19h
I just send him indoors to bed first. He reads in my half of the bed to warm it up for me 🥰.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 19h
You're both mad!
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 20h
I did consider a joke along those lines.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 20h
Nothing gets past you!
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 20h
I get everywhere. Ish. Well, not really.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 20h
Oh amazing. Have a good time! Is there a risk it won't be OK?
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 22h
It wasn't busy at all. Maybe 10 other visitors in the whole place.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 22h
Oh really? We've moved on to somewhere north of Swansea. And thank you! Quite scenic so far.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 22h
It's far too cold for me!
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 23h
Alas not, but there is a funny story with this. My dad Googled "where can I buy Caerphilly cheese" and started reading carefully about a cheesemongers in... London 🤦.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 23h
I should've brought more suitable gear, for sure.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 23h
I honestly have no idea 😂. The castle exhibits weren't very informative.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 23h
You'll not convince me that you're a Nigerian prince.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 23h
Shall I just call the undertakers now?
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 23h
So after disbursing that money, you'll have 750.000.000kr?
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 23h
The weather was pants for a bit but got better thankfully!
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 23h
Thanks!
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We're spending the weekend north of Swansea. Caerphilly was our lunch stop.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Look very Caerphilly at this castle.
The inside of a castle. Me in front of a castle. A circle tower leaning heavily. A large statue of a man appears to be holding it up. Me in front of a castle. There is a large moat.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do Easyjet transport people in coffins...?
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Welcome to the club!
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Where are you off to?
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well I didn't say that. My fire blanket is for putting out chip pan fires but I don't even have a chip pan.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do you think he has them all in neatly organises hat boxes, or just in a sack in a wardrobe? Maybe he only wears each one once?
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I wish I knew too 😒.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do you have something to share with the class?
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I just don't like it. Don't see the point. Cards are easy?
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My phone is for calling people, Daniel. My cards are for paying them.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'd recreate this meme.
Marge Simpson sat on a stool in her bedroom.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I do use cards, just not my phone.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ooh no he makes my foot itch.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
His hair is also a crime.
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