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Scott Fenstermaker

@scottfenstermaker.bsky.social
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VP in risk industry, mentor for startup founders, amateur mixologist, Krav trainee. My followers are all of exceptional wit, style and charm.

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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 21h
In fairness, between her and Melania, I’d make the same choices about whom I’d spend time with.
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Denise Breen 🖖 @denisebreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Today is apparently James Bond Day. The day is noted on October 5th each year to commemorate the World Premiere of the first James Bond film, Dr. No, in 1962. #JamesBondDay
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Sean Connery Waving Hello
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No. The American electorate is angry at Trump, and voting against him personally. But Trump proved that there are no negative consequences for bigotry. Meaning that an emboldened MAGA movement will keep traction blaming immigrants and “woke” Dems indefinitely.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dems trying to take advantage of that Wave Year sentiment…
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ICE GUY: “Ahhhhh call this move, the “Wetback Wrench…”
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Laying the groundwork for giving Trump another vacancy to fill. This will be his Aileen Canon appointment, or someone similar who will show more personal deference than did Kavanaugh, Gorsuch, or Coney-Barrett.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Y’all want a law that will solve this in two seconds? “AI agent owners shall be held criminally liable for any action their agents may take.” Done. Everyone sleeps well, and we never hear about it again.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nixon was **TOTALLY** given a raw deal! I mean,if the president does it, OF COURSE it’s not illegal…
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was today years old when I learned that Threads and Mastodon still existed…
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let’s be clear: Alito would never have recused himself had the decision not already been assured. This is performative, so as to claim later that the justices abide by ethical practices.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It took me 48 years to figure this out: Socialism is when shit is redistributed FROM you. Conservatism is when shit is redistributed TO you…
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If Ted fucking Cruz is getting traction by questioning the psychological soundness of your conservatism, exactly how far from the pack have you strayed?
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shit, I didn’t even know this was an *opportunity* when I was in high school…
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, Dems… might wanna, ya know, mention…”
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Not to mention that killer cameo in Quiz Show, where he put up a better scene than most actors could…”
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“contagious sense of understanding” I smell a Death of Expertise revised and expanded edition for the AI era… @radiofreetom.bsky.social
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Somehow, the party of white Christian nationalism, civil rights opposition, and the latent desire to restore the confederacy is *just now* being “taken over by Nazis…”
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One of the most memorable scenes in a movie full of them, and he’s not even an actor. Makes it look so damn easy.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Christian Bale's 'NICE' Pout
ALT: Christian Bale's 'NICE' Pout
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The good news: They’re reduced to saying crazy shit because it’s all they have left. The bad news: If this wasn’t a horrible economy, the crazy shit would probably work.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Contrarianism is empty. Challenging incorrect conventional wisdom based on a deep understanding of the evidence is a virtue, but that’s almost never what’s going on.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The hitman genre is in dire need of its own Airplane-style satire.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bruh.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am SO here for this reference.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Help us understand this better, Dare. It’s hard to imagine agents breaking their sandboxes and covering their tracks unless that behavior could be interpreted as an accomplishment of their goal. Like, “Reach this goal by any means, but I better not catch you breaking out…”
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Since you guys can’t figure out how to build a sandbox and are now threatening our bag, we’ll do it for you” - Nvidia paraphrased
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love knowing this.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Key word: “sold”
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Dem brand is so bad on immigration that, in a blue wave year, the Dems are nine points behind a party that beats the fuck out of citizens and non-citizens alike, and throws them into foreign gulags.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh, I’m so glad that didn’t turn out to be Roy Kent!
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Roll your tour bus up to an overpass and wait for the motorcade…
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Damned if this actor didn’t commit 100% to the role.
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Blue Velvet is 40. Dean Stockwell was so creepy in this scene.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I can’t actually believe he’s been gone multiple years because of how active he was late in life.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A communist is someone who redistributes shit away from the enfranchised. A conservative is someone who redistributes shit toward the enfranchised.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oof.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They’re worried about retaliatory spending but the popularity of AI regulation is prolly worth the risk. Incidentally, the U.S. AI “hate” depends heavily on how the polling is phrased. “AI”=fear and hate, but “ChatGPT”=usefulness and love.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Look at the generic ballot. Dems are picking up voters for gov and senate who are voting GOP for the other positions. This is not a turnout story, it’s a ticket-split story. I’d argue that Talarico and Hinojosa are doing the right things, and it helps that Paxton and Abbott are especially odious.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As welcome as this news is, I’ve been trying to train myself to look only at the generic ballot polls, not at the approvals. Our climate reads like this: “I heavily disapprove of Trump! I can barely make it by with what he’s done…but Woke is an existential threat, so I’m still voting R…”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/09/2026
Nervous Mariska Hargitay Calms Self Down By Picturing Audience Brutally Murdered theonion.com/nervous-mariska-hargit…
Nervous Mariska Hargitay Calms Self Down By Picturing Audience Brutally Murdered
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
David Frum notes that the last executive from the Anglo American tradition who demanded his own revenue independent of the legislature was Charles I, and they chopped off his head for it. Executives with their own funds tend to take over shit.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The normie commentator class is younger, better educated, and more urban than the national average, which means their intuitions are somehow always wrong all the time.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Influencer credibility” was always a problematic phrase.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Thinking about the $5k Trump bribe proposal (that will never actually happen). It’s not that Americans don’t want socialism, it’s that the word “socialism” is associated with things being redistributed FROM the voter, but voters are just fine with things being redistributed TO them.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Poor guy is sober.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I would watch the hell out of a Muppet Show that was just The Muppet Show.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
💯
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
JON STEWART: “They began covering their ass 3 weeks after 9/11… There was poison in the air, on the ground, on your pets/clothes… THE CITY KNEW. Rather than limit the damage, they covered it up… After 9/11, business will never be usual again.” (From @mamdanibulletin.bsky.social )
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
[approvingly] “HMMM!”
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