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Scott Fenstermaker

@scottfenstermaker.bsky.social
22K followers 1.2K following 5.3K posts

VP in risk industry, mentor for startup founders, amateur mixologist, Krav trainee. My followers are all of exceptional wit, style and charm.

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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Marc-Ange Draco. Right about Blofeld being a little bitch.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Everyone missed the world’s best opportunity for a Highlander spinoff of this charming bastard, Sunda Kastagir. Completely unsung, yet when he shows up, you always want to see more of him.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
lol Little bit of this vibe:
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Your annual reminder that the book Outliers is invalid horseshit. If you study people AFTER they’re successful, you then have to validate your conclusions on entirely new data. See also: Good to Great
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
There’s a lot of that.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother’s Day!
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
When you commiserate with King Charles’s mother, years earlier, about how he turned out. “Sorry, Ma’am…”
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Katie, while we have you here, can we also clarify the ancient Near Eastern origins of white fringy disco outfits?
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Show someone who absolutely rocks a hat and isn't Indiana Jones
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
🎶 Everything I do… …I do it forrrrr you. 🎶
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The guy sweeping the ground in Quantum of Solace who wasn’t really sweeping the ground will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Too deep a cut?
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I’ve notice several PR bot accounts are now trying to paint Clinton as a good guy in the wake of his appearance in the Epstein photos. I’m assuming he’s paying for this out of pocket, but I didn’t think he had that kind of bankroll anymore.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
“I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.”
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Shot/chaser
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Anyone else see it?
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Hope Leo
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Dude. You know he’s just doing all the shit he promised to do when y’all voted for him, right?
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Yep. Just going to leave this here:
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Shot/Chaser 90% of those we've incarcerated in El Salvador have no criminal record. *** The president of El Salvador says that he will not be handing back a man the administration admits was incorrectly imprisoned (and, we can infer, anyone else).
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
In my feed, Sen Booker’s achievement came right above Sen Jim Banks calling some fired HHS staffers clowns. I’ve never seen a more direct and literal comparison of liberalism vs conservatism.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
“The Search for More Money” will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Show me two people with insane beef 🥩
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
My co-Libs: I love you to death, but the eat/shoot the rich thing isn't playing beyond Bluesky progressives. Largely, voters outside the Dem zone aren't reacting to class warfare, corruption, democracy, or the price of eggs. But they're starting to care about chaos and wrecking shit. Go there.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
This has got to be the most amount of projection I've ever seen in a single social media post.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Sydney Morning Herald vs New York Times
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
There's something very "Despicable Me" about this...
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Oh, I bet you say that to all the boyz…
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Also, Chris and Arlo are the unsung Statler and Waldorf of Ted Lasso.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Zava was the best role in the Ted Lasso series and there is no second place. “I am an empty vessel, filled with gold. I am your rock. Mold me.”
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas!
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
We all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
BTW, I’m framing this: /8
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Blue Beam?
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Trib nails it.
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Scott Fenstermaker @scottfenstermaker.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.
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