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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear

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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 3h
I think I'm gonna call the combined Warner Bros/Paramount by a different name: Fuckface It just feels right.
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 12h
Phantom of the Opera time. 📽️
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 14h
So far, so good, two tracks in. This also sounds like he's allowed himself to sound more Smiths-y than I've heard him in a while. Which, good for him. 🎧
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 14h
Glad you're OK, sorry the car misbehaved.
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 14h
Sure, I'll listen to a new Johnny Marr album. I liked his last album, and he was nice to my sister. 🎧
johnnymarr.lnk.to
Johnny Marr - The Age Of Everything
Listen to The Age Of Everything by Johnny Marr.
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 15h
It used to be way easier to check this shit, damn it.
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 15h
Watched it again sometime in the past couple years. It's a mess, but the lead cast do their best with it, and it did a good job of presenting Michael Keaton to the world, kind of independent of the story.
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 15h
White Sox aren't (plus the team isn't as cool as '05 was and the owner still sucks), but I'm kinda reveling in them being at least a little ahead of schedule on my predictions of success for them.
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 15h
That top 4 looks weird, though, doesn't it? Good.
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 15h
Playoff Rooting Interests (updated): 1. Brewers 2. Rays 3. White Sox 4. Padres 5. Yankees if Ben Rice pulls a Bugs Bunny 6-8. Fuck those other teams, especially the ones who have/had super racist names ⚾
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 15h
Hopefully just Atlanta!
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 16h
Have any of you bought an 8 quart stock pot (ideally with a glass lid) new lately that you actually like?
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 17h
Bring those shop folk baked goods or whiskey or get a bunch of singles and make it rain at the counter or something.
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 19h
When are Criterion doing the 4K of all the Kelly videos? 📽️
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 19h
Got my Black Metal shirt on. Probably wearing my Welcome to Hell shirt tomorrow. Need moar Venom shirts. #RIPCronos
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 19h
Detour on our October 1st films, in which we had device compatibility issues, and then I discovered after just under 8 years of marriage that my spouse does not care about any version of The Phantom of the Opera, so: 10/01/26: Eraserhead (1977), Society (1989) (I'll do '29 Phantom solo tonight) 📽️
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 23h
And, I mean, she likes Albert Brooks films (Real Life is her favorite, going by attention level and reaction) and music documentaries, too, so it makes sense. 📽️
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 23h
Yup. The cat still likes Eraserhead. 📽️
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
Also just hit me that Venom are from Newcastle upon Tyne, too. That city could sure use a fuckin' break this week.
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
Here's the new Venom again.
venomlegions.bandcamp.com
Into Oblivion, by Venom
13 track album
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
I have this on VHS. CRONOS FOREVER
youtu.be
Venom - Witching Hour
YouTube video by VenomVEVO
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
Can this week/month/year/reality please stop now with the death shit?
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
Goddamn it. Venom have been The One That Got Away for a pretty long time for me, the band I most wanted to see live but couldn't, and that's gonna stick. They put out an album called Into Oblivion this year that I love and recommend. Love and strength to Cronos' family, friends and other fans.
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
Glad to hear stuff went well. Here's to a quick, full, no-bullshit recovery and a Phillies win later.
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
I just hope everyone there stays as safe and healthy as they can for a long time. They've been through so much in such a short period of time, without even getting into Brodie and Jay. Life happens, especially these days, but no more memorial shows for a long time. No more losses. Please. 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
Looking forward to it. Patricia's an incredible character.
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
I still can't believe that fucking show tonight. It was a GOOD PPV-quality show done under some of the toughest circumstances imaginable. They fast-tracked what might've been years of developing story, came back from rehab/recuperation time and did whatever they could to meet the moment. 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
DO IT
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
Beautifully filmed and edited, and incredible effects, but infuriatingly foolish. Still fun to revisit, if only for the technical achievements and the "time capsule" stuff, but what a mess otherwise. 📽️
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
Doing an unofficial start to October 2026 with War of the Worlds (1953). Used to be on pre-Fox WNEW on weekend afternoons all the time. Haven't seen it since. (Spouse hates it because of the science, ditto The Blob.) (We don't include solo watches in the official household count.) 📽️
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
It's beautiful here.
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
If you're up, you're up. I know you're down a few things that you can't do to get more comfortable right now, but it's worth doing whatever else usually works, if you haven't yet.
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
I know there were a lot, and I mean a lot of things at work, but I hate that he never got a run with the big belt. 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
When I was watching Pac and Ace a week ago, and before that, the Adam Priest match, it looked like they were testing the waters a little for bigger things, and as even more tragic as it'd be if this happened before that did and it was supposed to, I'd feel better if he was regarded that way. 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
I hope y'all are OK, but if you're not so much, that's OK, too, and I should be up if you wanna talk. Glad we had and have each other to go through this with. 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
That was a remarkable night of television, and while I hope they never fucking have to do it again, I know that, if these people do, they're gonna do it with heart. 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
Did Wardlow have a growth spurt or something? 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
That's not true, Schiavone! I like Don! 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
I thought I saw him back there. 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
A LOT going on in that last match. 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
(If y'all have never seen that one, I think it was Hiromu's first match back, and holy mother of fuck.) 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
The best match I've seen out of Will since Hiromu at Wrestle Kingdom 14, and under fucking impossible circumstances. 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
Thank you, Excalibur. 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
Toa and Kaun crying. w00f. 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
I'm watching more than posting or reading tonight, but I'm here with y'all. 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
For very different reasons, and the other ones, poor Trent. 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
Has Hanger been doing the running SSP lately? Seems like we at least haven't seen it a lot recently. Always welcome. 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
This is Kenny's first time back since Wembley, isn't it? Fuck, that's heavy. 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
They're incredible, but my fucking word, to go out there and do that and keep living their lives under this fuckin' microscope while they're just trying to get through this terrible thing that isn't even the only terrible thing right now... 🤼
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 01/10/2026
These poor fucking people. 🤼
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