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Scott Ahler

@scotchsailor.bsky.social
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Middle-aged skater and graphic designer.

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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I went to hs with a very quiet girl who’s related to Chuck Norris, and the only way anyone knew that was that one day in class, a guy who couldn’t stop talking, randomly went, “hey are you related to Chuck Norris?” “Uhh, yeah that’s my uncle”. Holy shit, everyone went nuts.
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Yoooo Minneapolis! I made a shirt for anyone unfortunate enough to have had to park a car to ride a skateboard www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8892...
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MPLS SKATEBOARDING by artcutery-board
Representing another kind of four wheeled vehicle. No fees.
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I think we’d better start facing the fact influencers are the most corruptible people on the planet.
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Robert Loerzel @robertloerzel.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Chicago wind gauge
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
If anyone thinks AI can be aimed to magically remove the political and economic power of female democrats while empowering working class males, they have the brain of a sea slug and should go live on the ocean floor with them.
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The prospect of fucking over minorities out in the open is just red meat to the MAGA base. Playing that card is useless bc they just don’t care, they don’t respect it. Is this what we want? Clawing to keep the shitty status quo rather than maneuver for change? What the fuck are politics for then?
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
No one’s asking these questions? The rebuttal to SAVE from Dems seems to be “this will disproportionately disenfranchise minorities”. Well, yes of course, but it also fucks everyone. Everyone. It’s a poll tax on steroids. A signal flare for the end of democracy.
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Have yet to hear an argument why, if voter ID and passport are to be required to vote, those should not be provided free of charge. Or why, if voting is required in person, on a fucking weekday, every voter should not get time off work and transportation to their polling place provided.
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Unfortunately they weren’t able to leverage their AI motion capture tech for adoption by the IDF.
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Thank you Ian!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
They're calling it SuperBenghazi.
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Scenes from a Stump Party
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
“You don’t understand, when we assassinated the fundamentalist head of state, the rest of the fundamentalist government was *supposed* to just die or something, and the 100 million people of the most fundamentalist Islamic country on earth were *supposed* to greet our drones as liberators”
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
“What’s a number to a dumb computer” youtu.be/uuh09YDgIFE?...
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Sole & DJ Pain 1 "National Bird"
YouTube video by soleonedotorg
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Old clip. A shove-it with extra steps, 2017.
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Malort mania, and the kid v stump
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Imagine you’re a delivery bot stuck behind the Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 bot because it refuses to cross the crosswalk.
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Looking back at the January 1995 issue of Transworld Skateboarding youtu.be/hkeq8tIDL1c?...
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Skate Nerd Scott January 1995 Transworld Skateboarding
YouTube video by Scott Ahler
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I’m not joking when I tell you they taught us that in school in 4th grade.
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Opened LinkedIn and started sweating like I was doing the gom jabbar
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Hahaha here for it
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Things that give me hope: ICE does not have the manpower to defeat Minneapolis, so there’s no way they’ll be able to intimidate enough polling places to make a real difference. There is no magic button to rig elections. Every special election since 2024 has Trump shook, and they *still* lose.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Very true. Then those experiences don’t get to inform our worldview or our view of skating.
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Of course not everyone is like this. There is still skating in the streets, and a lot of the “no politics in skateboarding” voices come from the Used to Skate crowd with false nostalgia for a carefree time in their lives, or ppl with opposition to *certain* politics.
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
frictionless with cultural and political forces. Young skaters are largely no longer politically or ideologically informed by their active experiences in the subculture (street skating), which leads to a belief that any attempt to “make” skating political is to ruin the utopia.
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
harsh realities of the world—class stratification, power dynamics, treatment of “the other”, definitions of space—and helped one define themselves in relation to these things, has become a more passive activity, woven into mainstream culture, and existing comfortably
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
The 10% happening outside the fence is by & large less risky/punishable as well. Many skaters have little connection to engaging with friction in the “the streets” (cops, traffic, concerned citizens, bullies) and it shows. An activity which used to expose one at a young age to
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
20-25 years ago during the skatepark boom, I was concerned what kind of effect it would have on skateboarding. Like, what skating will mean if 90% of it happens in a fenced-in designated area. A generation later, we’re finding out.
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
You just can show up to a protest armed with hand guns. Or arms for that matter. You just can’t. Is it legal? Sure. But you just can’t do that.
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
There are literally bodies buried in the golf courses.
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Ppl are hung up on that first album, which is pretty rough in spots. They only got better, and you never hear those songs, just “FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!” That song was a requisite for 15 y/o’s cover bands for like 10 years, along with Nirvana.
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Sure if you wanna be ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
1/30/26
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Matt McManus @mattpolprof.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
A lot of self described Christians seem to be banking on there not actually being a hell.
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Mad Cat 🌹 @madcatfanatic.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Pay attention to this
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Keith Harris @usefulnoise.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
NO GODS NO MASTERS NO PAYWALL LET'S GET THIS STRIKE GOING
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Racket Is Observing the ICE Out! Protest Today: No Work, No School, No Spending... No Paywall! - Racket
You won't find any new stories here as we joint hundreds of other Minnesota businesses in Friday's general-strike-ish movement. But! Today only, you can read our vast archives free of paywall interfer...
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
*an icy chill runs over me* “JD Vance is near…”
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
You get the feeling the online right’s messages don’t even make sense anymore? Maybe it’s because their ideology is an empty husk, their leaders are insane, and they’ve lost the ability to articulate anything.
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
A band I drum in, New Standards Men, is releasing an album today in support of MIRAC, the Minnesota Immigrant Rights Action Committee. We hate ICE with our whole hearts. Every penny will go to the MIRAC. No war but class war. newstandardsmen.bandcamp.com/album/new-wa...
newstandardsmen.bandcamp.com
New Wave Barbarism, by New Standards Men
2 track album
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Minneapolis/Saint Paul stand up!
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Bearing witness
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
The political capital bought by the “we’re not on their side” lip service the other day is running out very quickly.
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
This is what someone tells you when you’re robbing you at gunpoint.
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🎃ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 ℑ𝔞𝔫👻 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Just a passing thought, but I wonder to what extent the focus on Minneapolis is because in a very real way, the right wants a do-over of 2020 where instead of a broadly sympathetic public resolving to do more about racism for six months, they opened fire nationwide and ended organized dissent.
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
You can’t “train” cops out of the kind of massive personality flaws law enforcement agencies attract and amplify. Call it designed incompetence, but these systems are built on violence, intimidation, and skirting the self-imposed “rules” whenever possible.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/01/2026
masked, unidentified goons who assault and murder with impunity. a literal gestapo.
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Scott Ahler @scotchsailor.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I’ll believe it when Jason Lee drives by me and yells “no war for heavy metal!”
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