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Ike

@iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social
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Bikes, drums, guitars, the first five Roxy Music albums.

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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mindblown, most notably that YOU CAN MOVE OUT OF NORTH DAKOTA?????? That’s possible, holy shit!
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I want a camera trained on Duncan Trussell as he watches this entire video right up to the end. youtu.be/wn9pQb4ukBo?...
youtu.be
How Comedy Drowned in a Radioactive Cesspool of Corruption and Depravity
YouTube video by The Elephant Graveyard
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Alex Tomlinson @alextomlinson.com · 08/09/2026
Flat illustration of a Common Loon wading through black water- white mono-line ripples silhouette their body
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A really, really cool collection for a great cause.
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Morning! Here is a new album by Wowza in Kalamazoo. We recorded this at Electrical Audio with the brilliant Matt Barnhart. We were joined by @bethtuba.bsky.social and @timmidyett.bsky.social on this jammer. As it’s @bandcamp.com, here you go. wowzainkalamazoo.bandcamp.com/album/estuar...
wowzainkalamazoo.bandcamp.com
Estuarine, by Wowza In Kalamazoo
7 track album
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
posted in the lefty folk group chat
Karl Marks, the communist manifesto, Dolly Parton, 9-5
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Early Neil Young: Northern Ontario fair Beautiful flowers in her hair Sigh in the breeze Can’t find any of these Broken arrows…. Late Neil Young: I hate my daughter.
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This is actually weird as hell.
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
My kink continues to be reminding people on @mmafighting.bsky.social and MMA junkie that Conor McGregor lost a civil suit in Ireland for SA (the details of which are VERY AWFUL) and timing how long it takes for someone to call me a homophobic or transphobic slur. The record right now is 16 sec.
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Jack Slack is a real one for this graphic!
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Howdy Chicago! My band, Three Grebes, will be playing a show Monday night, June 8th at Color Club. We will be joined by the amazing Sarah Clausen and the lovely PowerBook. Would love to see you!
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
“I’m Kid Rock.” “I’m Naomi Wolf.” “I’m Kanye West.” “I’m Matt Taibbi.” “I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
CBS is TASS now. The slide started a long time ago; denouement is now. Glad I came up in a “60 Minutes house” where it was required viewing every Sunday night. Sad to see it decimated.
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
If you attended a junior high or high school dance in rural North Dakota between the years of 1989 and 1995, this jam got played, inexplicably and usually twice. RIP. youtu.be/phOW-CZJWT0?...
youtu.be
Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock - It Takes Two (Official Video)
YouTube video by RobBaseDJEZRockVEVO
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
👏🏼GET👏🏼RID👏🏼OF👏🏼THE👏🏼HEAVYWEIGHT👏🏼DIVISION👏🏼PLEASE👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👊🏼👊🏽👊🏼👊🏻👊🏽👊🏼🫸🏼🫷🏼
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I made a new album. Played everything myself, so watch out! Thanks to Garth, @stevesilverst.bsky.social, and @floatingcave.bsky.social for helping me land this plane. An ep of covers comes with each Bandcamp purchase (Bandcamp day!). michiganindienetwork.bandcamp.com/album/coaches
michiganindienetwork.bandcamp.com
Coaches, by Isaac Turner
14 track album
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I went to send a text to my wife and typed “mom” instead so that’s cool.
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Drew Bissell / Floating Cave @floatingcave.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Consistently well-curated fest in Denver entering its fourth year. I've been very happy to have played with a couple different projects, did all of the design work for them their first year, and did their flyer designs the other years. Top notch music, folks, times. 100% worth having on ones radar.
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Maybe like one or two other albums mean as much to me, and at that point it’s just dependent on mood. Can’t imagine how it could sound better. Eager to find out.
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Someone walked off with my work mug. If you see a well-used coffee mug that says DADDEST MAN ON THE PLANET somewhere in be SW MI area, send location, Спасибо.
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Two lessons I guess: Javier Bardem is the only one with any guts at all, and maybe don’t be a dipshit anti-arts edgelord until after the Academy votes are in.
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Typed this on the elliptical yesterday, apologies for NOT PROOFREADING. Some great films this year. Couple of head-scratchers, too.
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Dane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Tried something unusual today: I ate only when I was hungry. Effin’ AWFUL. Not a fan and why would anyone want to live like that?
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Very happy to announce the release of a new Three Grebes album, featuring our friend L.C. Bobalova! We were (ARE) all enamored with Leah’s art, and we feel so lucky she trusted us enough to embark on this trip with us. I love this album. threegrebes.bandcamp.com/album/syrinx
threegrebes.bandcamp.com
Syrinx, by Three Grebes + Leah Bobalova
8 track album
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
So you’re telling me you’re not excited that the new head of the DHS can explain the difference between a ninja choke and an anaconda choke?????????? #mma #throughthelookingglass #whyarewedoingthis #notsmart
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I think she’s the best in the whole world, but they didn’t ask for my vote. Couldn’t be a bigger fan of our sweet Beth! chicagoreader.com/best-of-chic...
chicagoreader.com
Best improvising tubaist - Chicago Reader
“Curious creativity is so downplayed in ‘everyday life,’ with its focus on efficiency and ROI,” she says. “But it's absolutely essential to our humanity.”
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
My note to the student? “Don’t do this. You’re better than this. You have other options.”
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Here’s an Onion headline I just wrote: “Local dad declares, ‘Shoes just cost that much now, I guess’.”
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The BBC bleeping out “Free Palestine” yet letting the hard r slide though is so on the nose it wraps back around to confusion for me.
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Thirty years old today. Nothing blew my head open quite like this one.
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
It was a real honor to join the I'd Buy That For A Dollar buddies to discuss the Linda Ronstadt album, Simple Dreams. Have long had a fascination with Ronstadt, so it was fun to discuss this with the pals. www.idbuythatpodcast.com/e/linda-rons...
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Joan of Narc
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
What a truly shocking development.
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
At the gym today listening to Afghan Whigs and thinking about how it’s been 30 years since Infinite Jest was published and yeah I’m basically a walking red flag, I’m so sorry…
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Pretty cool weekend here in Kzoo. Collaborating tonight with some artists I’ve loved for a long time at a living room show, and tomorrow Katy from Katy Needs a Life has organized a really fun, exciting event. I’ll be one of the judges and I have my wig and gavel ready.
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Even more clear than ever: some of y’all tolerate a lot of bootlickers in your various social media feeds, and by extension, lives. Wild.
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
We donated another $125 to MIRAC this week. We will continue to do so as long as we can here. newstandardsmen.bandcamp.com/album/new-wa...
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
From the “I’m a real tough guy” file: My wife is watching the dumbest show I’ve ever seen, Hijack, and the hijackers keep getting away with it. “Why don’t they attack LOW!!?? Go for the legs, take the back! Damn!!” Later, I go to the gym, kick the heavy bag once, and completely split my toenail.
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
New Standards Men donated $940 to Minnesota Immigration Rights Action Committee today. If we could snap our fingers and Thanos ICE out of existence, we’d do that, too. But this is what we got. We’ll continue to donate as the album sells on Bandcamp.
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Only the very best, I see
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
A band I drum in, New Standards Men, is releasing an album today in support of MIRAC, the Minnesota Immigrant Rights Action Committee. We hate ICE with our whole hearts. Every penny will go to the MIRAC. No war but class war. newstandardsmen.bandcamp.com/album/new-wa...
newstandardsmen.bandcamp.com
New Wave Barbarism, by New Standards Men
2 track album
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Full live show from this very very good band. Never got to see em live; very much hope they tour again. youtu.be/9LJH5in-3vI?...
youtu.be
Arbouretum live | Rockpalast | 2011
YouTube video by WDR Rockpalast
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
The world will provide some incredible ironies if you’re there to receive em. For instance, “There Is A Light That Will Never Go Out” blasting in the Asian grocery store just now. I told the clerk, “Don’t google the singer for this band and just enjoy the ride.”
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Wild. I’m marginally stoked to see a movie about a guy who plays ping pong. Closing out 2025 in a way I couldn’t have predicted.
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Nice to see David Foster Wallace conducting the halftime “orchestra”.
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Maddi O’Neill @maddioneill.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I wish Lydia Tár was real so she could appear on one of the new CBS debate shows
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
As is the custom with my people, when final grades are submitted, HEAT gets turned on for the next three hours. #wayngro #ponytail #deadmanontheotherendofthisphone
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Ike @iketurnerkzoo.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Had a day that was so Uncut Gems stressful this week I woke up with grey hairs. As in, went to bed with normal colored hairs, woke up with grey strands. Like what happened to Don King, but not as severe and I didn’t kill a dude or work for the mob. Wild nonetheless!
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