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Chris 🏳️‍🌈

@scoobschris.bsky.social
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40something. Homo. Taken. Cynical. Blunt. Amusing. Tennis. Rudity. 📍 Oldham

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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dying. A lot. Learning why and practising more lol. Trust me, I'm still running into things and getting whacked. That's the game lol
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finally getting the hang of Elden Ring. I've cleared Limgrave, Weeping Peninsula and Stormveil Castle, and I'm getting a bit better with the combat mechanics. Let's see how I make out in Liurnia.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You have such a slutty little waist 😍
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If they don't publish Republicans -hard - at the midterms, none of that fucking matters.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don't understand what we're doing with Ukraine. We're supplying just enough weapons and materials so they don't lose, but not enough so they stand a chance of winning, guaranteeing an endless bloody death-strewn stalemate 😢
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Charles looks very happy about his battered sausage.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
She was never afraid to explore all three dimensions with her shots.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Woz and topspin hated each other at first sight.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Men's tennis has failed us this year.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
May she and her shriek never be forgotten.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not Larcher de Brito! 😂😂😂
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Oooooh Gurl Reaction Meme
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
iPhone Duo should have been horizontal fold. Smaller pocket form factor plus small front screen for quick tasks, notifications. Normal size open folding screen.  Who wants a square or square-esque screen? 🫠
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I got some shield that deflects 100% damage when I remember to use it lol. I need to find a bow. I prefer ranged attacks to try and soften up enemies in other games.  Yes, first souls game. I miss easy mode lol
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There are some homophobes and transphobes in charge of program commissioning at the Beeb now. I'd put money on it. Drag Race and I Kissed A Boy is cheap TV to make by most standards. Budget pressure my Aunt Fanny's Foo-Foo.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You ask good questions. They all give me trouble. Build ? I'm the one that starts with two scimitars. May have been a mistake. Right now it's the Morne tunnel but most boss encounters in the early game, or even a couple of attackers at once, are mopping the floor with me.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I can't do combat very well in Elden Ring. I may just have to grind to be overpowered at each stage to stand a snowball's chance in hell with some of these bosses.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'll still be trying to turn RR into an environment I like when the ocean rises flood us all.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
iPhone Duo Neither screen is a form factor I find comfortable or intuitive. Pass.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Drag Race leaves the BBC due to 'funding pressure'. Of course. Always easiest to go for the softer targets. LGBTQIA+ programming thrown overboard first. Bastards.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I thought today's Nintendo Direct was pretty dry also. Not much in there that really grabbed me.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Meh. I'm not going to let tennis results let me down. There's enough real problems lol
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Unfortunately when we ask this of him, he usually just lays a big egg on the court.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Well shit fire and save matches. That one is going to end 2026 with 2 slams. 😥
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hellz no.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
He's a righteous man.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
How are they still on court past 3am? Seriously. Isn't it time to put a curfew in and let them come back and finish the next day? Spectacle over common sense here.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ocarina of Time remake looks amazing and I can't wait for it. The rest of the Zelda direct was mid. Nintendo don't think players can multitask. We could have handled a teaser for the next mainline game, or release of Twilight Princess, or just a bit *more* But nope. Here's an orchestra.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What is going on with Fils? #usopen
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
RIP Jason Arday. Your treatment by the media was unforgivable. We need press reform in this country urgently. No more excuses. No more delay.
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Jason Arday is dead. The UK media won’t learn a thing from this. Because they’re racist bastards. He has two children.
PROF GONE Jason Arday 'found dead after being found unresponsive at home' following Cambridge plagiarism scandal
Bruno Brown, Reporter


Published: 20:04, 14 Aug 2026 | Updated: 20:14, 14 Aug 2026

picture: Jason Arday a black man with long hair
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 14/08/2026
Vilified by the press. Fuck them. Leveson 2 is needed now.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
That fucking UK government alert. No prewarning in the media? I had a heart palpitation. Jesus wept. Not necessary. Fuckers.
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The Bay Baddie @lotus4potus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He really is just going full fat supervillain isn't he. He's cosplaying Austin Powers but he's pure Dr Evil now.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Gorgeous
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This is great. Some people go on endless repost sprees and take over the whole feed.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This whole thing about prisoners emergency early release schemes. The focus is on those policeman killers. Nobody is talking about this: We had the exact same situation as soon as Labour returned to government in 2024. What the hell have they been doing for two years? That's the real scandal
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Rod Liddle is dead and the people mourning his loss.... well it just goes to show that straight white old men are forgiven for just about anything, including by some of the targets of his vile invective.
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Dr T🎃ny K👻inth @tonykainth.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Oh, you mean *this* rod liddle? Oh well.
Rod liddle’s spactator column in which he writes: “ I could not remotely conceive of not trying to shag the kids… “
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Barbara Longley Author (no DMs) 📎 @blongley.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Zach Galifianakis: The Hangover Intervention
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My beef with Morrissey runs all the way back to 1986 when he said this about Black artists. Nineteen Eighty Six, while the Smiths were still active. It’s not a “later phenomenon” don’t try and lie to me www.standard.co.uk/culture/musi...
1986 — "Reggae, for example, is to me the most racist music in the entire world. It's an absolute total glorification of black supremacy... I don't have very cast iron opinions on black music other than black modern music which I detest. I detest Stevie Wonder. I think Diana Ross is awful. I hate all those records in the Top 40 - Janet Jackson, Whitney Houston. I think they're vile in the extreme... Obviously to get on Top Of The Pops these days, one has to be, by law, black," he told Melody Maker.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Lord that's an old school reference.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Cope.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I may have been in menopause for about 25 years. It would explain the hot flashes too.
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Imagine the Labour Party actually behaved like the Labour Party and Mamdani'd up and actually did a bunch of this stuff instead of acting like timid centrist gobshites appeasing all the very worst people in society and business while making life miserable for literally everyone else. 😔
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Thank God that shit is over.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I think they'd prefer Gibraltar if we're offering thoughtful gifts.... 🙂
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Shareholders should take the L. That's the way it's supposed to work.
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