Chris 🏳️🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Dying. A lot. Learning why and practising more lol. Trust me, I'm still running into things and getting whacked. That's the game lol 010
Chris 🏳️🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Finally getting the hang of Elden Ring. I've cleared Limgrave, Weeping Peninsula and Stormveil Castle, and I'm getting a bit better with the combat mechanics. Let's see how I make out in Liurnia. 262
Chris 🏳️🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If they don't publish Republicans -hard - at the midterms, none of that fucking matters. 010
Chris 🏳️🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I don't understand what we're doing with Ukraine. We're supplying just enough weapons and materials so they don't lose, but not enough so they stand a chance of winning, guaranteeing an endless bloody death-strewn stalemate 😢 100
Chris 🏳️🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Charles looks very happy about his battered sausage. 110
Chris 🏳️🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026She was never afraid to explore all three dimensions with her shots. 020
Chris 🏳️🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Not Larcher de Brito! 😂😂😂static.klipy.comOooooh Gurl Reaction MemeALT: Oooooh Gurl Reaction Meme 110
Chris 🏳️🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026iPhone Duo should have been horizontal fold. Smaller pocket form factor plus small front screen for quick tasks, notifications. Normal size open folding screen.  Who wants a square or square-esque screen? 🫠 050
Chris 🏳️🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I got some shield that deflects 100% damage when I remember to use it lol. I need to find a bow. I prefer ranged attacks to try and soften up enemies in other games.  Yes, first souls game. I miss easy mode lol 110
Chris 🏳️🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026There are some homophobes and transphobes in charge of program commissioning at the Beeb now. I'd put money on it. Drag Race and I Kissed A Boy is cheap TV to make by most standards. Budget pressure my Aunt Fanny's Foo-Foo. 010
Chris 🏳️🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You ask good questions. They all give me trouble. Build ? I'm the one that starts with two scimitars. May have been a mistake. Right now it's the Morne tunnel but most boss encounters in the early game, or even a couple of attackers at once, are mopping the floor with me. 110
Chris 🏳️🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I can't do combat very well in Elden Ring. I may just have to grind to be overpowered at each stage to stand a snowball's chance in hell with some of these bosses. 130
Chris 🏳️🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I'll still be trying to turn RR into an environment I like when the ocean rises flood us all. 020
Chris 🏳️🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026iPhone Duo Neither screen is a form factor I find comfortable or intuitive. Pass. 120
Chris 🏳️🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Drag Race leaves the BBC due to 'funding pressure'. Of course. Always easiest to go for the softer targets. LGBTQIA+ programming thrown overboard first. Bastards. 170
Chris 🏳️🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I thought today's Nintendo Direct was pretty dry also. Not much in there that really grabbed me. 140
Chris 🏳️🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Meh. I'm not going to let tennis results let me down. There's enough real problems lol 010
Chris 🏳️🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Unfortunately when we ask this of him, he usually just lays a big egg on the court. 010
Chris 🏳️🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Well shit fire and save matches. That one is going to end 2026 with 2 slams. 😥 230
Chris 🏳️🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026How are they still on court past 3am? Seriously. Isn't it time to put a curfew in and let them come back and finish the next day? Spectacle over common sense here. 041
Chris 🏳️🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Ocarina of Time remake looks amazing and I can't wait for it. The rest of the Zelda direct was mid. Nintendo don't think players can multitask. We could have handled a teaser for the next mainline game, or release of Twilight Princess, or just a bit *more* But nope. Here's an orchestra. 030
Chris 🏳️🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 14/08/2026RIP Jason Arday. Your treatment by the media was unforgivable. We need press reform in this country urgently. No more excuses. No more delay. 050
Reposted by Chris 🏳️🌈M a r c u s 🏳️🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Jason Arday is dead. The UK media won’t learn a thing from this. Because they’re racist bastards. He has two children. 1012020568
Reposted by Chris 🏳️🌈Andy @andrewjones.uk · 14/08/2026Vilified by the press. Fuck them. Leveson 2 is needed now. 0103
Chris 🏳️🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 14/08/2026That fucking UK government alert. No prewarning in the media? I had a heart palpitation. Jesus wept. Not necessary. Fuckers. 040
Chris 🏳️🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 14/08/2026He really is just going full fat supervillain isn't he. He's cosplaying Austin Powers but he's pure Dr Evil now. 050
Chris 🏳️🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 10/08/2026This is great. Some people go on endless repost sprees and take over the whole feed. 2190
Chris 🏳️🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 05/08/2026This whole thing about prisoners emergency early release schemes. The focus is on those policeman killers. Nobody is talking about this: We had the exact same situation as soon as Labour returned to government in 2024. What the hell have they been doing for two years? That's the real scandal 120
Chris 🏳️🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Rod Liddle is dead and the people mourning his loss.... well it just goes to show that straight white old men are forgiven for just about anything, including by some of the targets of his vile invective. 190
Reposted by Chris 🏳️🌈Dr T🎃ny K👻inth @tonykainth.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Oh, you mean *this* rod liddle? Oh well. 89233
Reposted by Chris 🏳️🌈Barbara Longley Author (no DMs) 📎 @blongley.bsky.social · 31/07/2026 444173945253
Chris 🏳️🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 25/07/2026static.klipy.comZach Galifianakis: The Hangover InterventionALT: Zach Galifianakis: The Hangover Intervention 020
Reposted by Chris 🏳️🌈M a r c u s 🏳️🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 25/07/2026My beef with Morrissey runs all the way back to 1986 when he said this about Black artists. Nineteen Eighty Six, while the Smiths were still active. It’s not a “later phenomenon” don’t try and lie to me www.standard.co.uk/culture/musi... 1502997766
Chris 🏳️🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I may have been in menopause for about 25 years. It would explain the hot flashes too. 020
Reposted by Chris 🏳️🌈Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Imagine the Labour Party actually behaved like the Labour Party and Mamdani'd up and actually did a bunch of this stuff instead of acting like timid centrist gobshites appeasing all the very worst people in society and business while making life miserable for literally everyone else. 😔 2266
Chris 🏳️🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I think they'd prefer Gibraltar if we're offering thoughtful gifts.... 🙂 051
Chris 🏳️🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Shareholders should take the L. That's the way it's supposed to work. 060