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Chris 🏳️‍🌈

@scoobschris.bsky.social
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40something. Homo. Taken. Cynical. Blunt. Amusing. Tennis. Rudity. 📍 Oldham

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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finally getting the hang of Elden Ring. I've cleared Limgrave, Weeping Peninsula and Stormveil Castle, and I'm getting a bit better with the combat mechanics. Let's see how I make out in Liurnia.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If they don't publish Republicans -hard - at the midterms, none of that fucking matters.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
iPhone Duo should have been horizontal fold. Smaller pocket form factor plus small front screen for quick tasks, notifications. Normal size open folding screen.  Who wants a square or square-esque screen? 🫠
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There are some homophobes and transphobes in charge of program commissioning at the Beeb now. I'd put money on it. Drag Race and I Kissed A Boy is cheap TV to make by most standards. Budget pressure my Aunt Fanny's Foo-Foo.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I can't do combat very well in Elden Ring. I may just have to grind to be overpowered at each stage to stand a snowball's chance in hell with some of these bosses.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
iPhone Duo Neither screen is a form factor I find comfortable or intuitive. Pass.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Drag Race leaves the BBC due to 'funding pressure'. Of course. Always easiest to go for the softer targets. LGBTQIA+ programming thrown overboard first. Bastards.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I thought today's Nintendo Direct was pretty dry also. Not much in there that really grabbed me.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Well shit fire and save matches. That one is going to end 2026 with 2 slams. 😥
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
How are they still on court past 3am? Seriously. Isn't it time to put a curfew in and let them come back and finish the next day? Spectacle over common sense here.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ocarina of Time remake looks amazing and I can't wait for it. The rest of the Zelda direct was mid. Nintendo don't think players can multitask. We could have handled a teaser for the next mainline game, or release of Twilight Princess, or just a bit *more* But nope. Here's an orchestra.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What is going on with Fils? #usopen
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
RIP Jason Arday. Your treatment by the media was unforgivable. We need press reform in this country urgently. No more excuses. No more delay.
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Jason Arday is dead. The UK media won’t learn a thing from this. Because they’re racist bastards. He has two children.
PROF GONE Jason Arday 'found dead after being found unresponsive at home' following Cambridge plagiarism scandal
Bruno Brown, Reporter


Published: 20:04, 14 Aug 2026 | Updated: 20:14, 14 Aug 2026

picture: Jason Arday a black man with long hair
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 14/08/2026
Vilified by the press. Fuck them. Leveson 2 is needed now.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
That fucking UK government alert. No prewarning in the media? I had a heart palpitation. Jesus wept. Not necessary. Fuckers.
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The Bay Baddie @lotus4potus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He really is just going full fat supervillain isn't he. He's cosplaying Austin Powers but he's pure Dr Evil now.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This is great. Some people go on endless repost sprees and take over the whole feed.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This whole thing about prisoners emergency early release schemes. The focus is on those policeman killers. Nobody is talking about this: We had the exact same situation as soon as Labour returned to government in 2024. What the hell have they been doing for two years? That's the real scandal
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Rod Liddle is dead and the people mourning his loss.... well it just goes to show that straight white old men are forgiven for just about anything, including by some of the targets of his vile invective.
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Dr Tony Kainth @tonykainth.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Oh, you mean *this* rod liddle? Oh well.
Rod liddle’s spactator column in which he writes: “ I could not remotely conceive of not trying to shag the kids… “
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Barbara Longley Author (no DMs) 📎 @blongley.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My beef with Morrissey runs all the way back to 1986 when he said this about Black artists. Nineteen Eighty Six, while the Smiths were still active. It’s not a “later phenomenon” don’t try and lie to me www.standard.co.uk/culture/musi...
1986 — "Reggae, for example, is to me the most racist music in the entire world. It's an absolute total glorification of black supremacy... I don't have very cast iron opinions on black music other than black modern music which I detest. I detest Stevie Wonder. I think Diana Ross is awful. I hate all those records in the Top 40 - Janet Jackson, Whitney Houston. I think they're vile in the extreme... Obviously to get on Top Of The Pops these days, one has to be, by law, black," he told Melody Maker.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Cope.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I may have been in menopause for about 25 years. It would explain the hot flashes too.
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Imagine the Labour Party actually behaved like the Labour Party and Mamdani'd up and actually did a bunch of this stuff instead of acting like timid centrist gobshites appeasing all the very worst people in society and business while making life miserable for literally everyone else. 😔
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Thank God that shit is over.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I think they'd prefer Gibraltar if we're offering thoughtful gifts.... 🙂
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Given the effects of climate change, why aren't billions being investigated from private equity to transform Bournemouth into Benidorm? The way the climate is going, the UK is well positioned to become a major summer sun tourist destination. Why aren't we capitalising?
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Thank you for doing your job, Mr Sinner.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I know who I would pick.
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David Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"Tributes Pour In for Senator Lindsey Graham", then a dramatic blank space on the landing page of NYT.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
History will not be kind to him, but it will be kinder than he deserves.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Congratulations Noskova. Hell of a recovery from that carcrash end of the second set. I think Muchova took her foot off Noskova's throat at the start of the final set and allowed her to regain her composure. But still, hell of an effort to close it out at the sixth attempt.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
What next? lol
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I feel for Noskova. Strolling to the title, missed 5 match points and Muchova only got going when the firing squad cocked their guns. But she did get going and it's going to be very hard for Noskova to reset out here.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I'm a little meh at the prospect of both of these finals to be honest. The players I like either weren't here or flamed out in matches they could have won.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I was certainly no fan of hers but the thought that Ms Widdecombe was violently murdered is sickening. Violence against defenceless older people really upsets me.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Great 2 weeks Arthur Fery. Go build on it in the hardcourt season.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Hard to know what Fery can do. Zverev first serve % above 70 and he's trying to return from head height. The physics and the geometry and against him.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Zverev would be pretty fearsome for anyone today. He's really taking care of his side of the court.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
David might have won one but over the long haul, the smart money is on Goliath.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It's like Fantasia when Mickey doesn't know how to get the magic started or stopped. Feels like for Fery the magic stopped and he's back to earth with a dull thud. It's partially Zverev but Fery is looking pretty ordinary today.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It feels like Fery is hoping for Zverev errors and that's not going to be good enough today. He seems intimidated. Understandable. This feels Bantamweight Vs Heavyweight right now.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Motherfuckballs.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This is definitely going to be an uphill struggle for Fery today.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I just hope Muchova issue is only a bit of cramp and doesn't hinder her opportunity to compete in the final.
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @scoobschris.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Congratulations Muchova. I feel like she was just a little braver in the big moments in that final set. Coco. So close 😢
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