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@andrewjones.uk
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He/him • London Innovation Manager💡 | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 | Play Xbox, Switch 2, PC, PS5 🎮 | Follow NFL 🏈 and F1 🏎️ Find me in most places @jonesyriffic Views are my own. go.andrewjones.uk/links

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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 30/09/2026
Is it me, or is everything so fucking tiresome today?
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 27/09/2026
Full on tourist mode across North Wales this weekend. 😊🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 25/09/2026
Happy Friday
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 24/09/2026
Popping my PSL cherry for 2026
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 22/09/2026
My nine games definitely give away my age! my9games.net/en
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 22/09/2026
Mr Blobby taught us that you don't need talent or vocabulary. Just confidence and a great sense of style. 90s icon.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 21/09/2026
Is it me or is Drag Race UK particularly awful this year?
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 21/09/2026
I have many, many words I could use to describe the person who, at 4:57pm, moved a meeting from 5:00pm to 5:45pm. None of them are suitable for broadcast.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 20/09/2026
M&S, you filthy hoe-bag. 😍
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 20/09/2026
Being at SNL UK last night was an absolute treat. The X Factor sketch sent me.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 20/09/2026
I think they're evil but I can't prove it.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 18/09/2026
Da heck is the voice on the quote all about?! 😅
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 17/09/2026
First time on a tube service in a while today. Sights and sounds included: * a drunk guy sleeping in his own piss in St Pancras * a couple having a bust up and apparently splitting up in the middle of a packed train * a man shouting “OH FOR GOD’S SAKE” when a train was held for 30 seconds.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 17/09/2026
What is it with conference event security? Basically worse than shopping centre security.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 16/09/2026
NYC in a month - had to book in for a sneaky tattoo (or 3) didn't I? 😆
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 16/09/2026
It's been a week, and it's only Wednesday. What is this?
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 13/09/2026
CPAP delivery day tomorrow! 😊
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 13/09/2026
SNLUK is really getting better week on week. Super strong. Can't wait to be there next week!
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 12/09/2026
The biggest takeaway from watching Channel 4’s The Jury isn’t the evidence - it’s how consistently a couple of loud men hijack the entire room. Less a verdict by consensus, more a verdict by attrition because everyone else simply ran out of energy to fight them.
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 12/09/2026
BBC with new, hard-hitting interview with balaclava clad criminals who seized a port: youtu.be/lr_vl62JblQ?...
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Just normal innocent men
YouTube video by Maz H
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 08/09/2026
Flighty Fwiends anyone? ☺️ friends.flighty.com/85915b7d-929...
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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 08/09/2026
Israel has explained it's a total coincidence that British airports have been hit by major disruptions within hours of the UK imposing sanctions on Israeli settlements
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 08/09/2026
Well this is a bloody delight!
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Adam @gaymerchat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Me on Teams calls when i say my webcam is “broke”
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 07/09/2026
There's nothing more corporate than trying and failing to submit expenses through an overly complicated system. 🫠
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 06/09/2026
Coyote vs Acme is great and it's a scandal that it was almost never released as a tax dodge.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 06/09/2026
New drag name: Anna Falaxis. Put it up there with Delta Variant.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 05/09/2026
The Taskmaster live stream is as chaotic as you'd hope for 😅
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 05/09/2026
1. Do we need this? 2. The website looks like it's written by AI tbh.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 05/09/2026
This has shades and echos of Russian interference to me. news.sky.com/share/13581633
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Dover protest latest: Hundreds of masked people stop traffic at port
Demonstrators clad in black and wearing balaclavas have caused major disruption by blocking roads at the Port of Dover. The government has condemned the "behaviour" of those involved. Follow the lates...
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 05/09/2026
Rosie has been an agility mastering photogenic diva today.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 01/09/2026
I should have studied French.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 01/09/2026
Kemi Badenoch is just awful.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 01/09/2026
Reading and Leeds looked awful this weekend. Look, I know I'm getting old. But it was a rock and indie festival. What the hell happened?!
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 01/09/2026
This is the consistent level of discourse in our politics. It's divisive, creates division, and everyone is guilty of it. Our politicians (current and former) need to do better.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 01/09/2026
We made it to the ber months! The best time of year 🍁🍂🥮🎃🎄
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 30/08/2026
Avgeek friends! What's Virgin Atlantic like to fly with? Heading to NYC with them in October 😊
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 28/08/2026
Is it me or have weather forecasts become stupidly unreliable in recent months. The day before, we’ll get 19c. The day comes around and it's 26c. 😒
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 26/08/2026
Why would you pay $16.6bn if you've not done anything wrong? 🤔 news.sky.com/share/13577349
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Meta agrees to pay up to $16.6bn to settle social media addiction trial
The landmark trial saw Meta accused of knowingly and deliberately designing features that get children addicted to its platforms.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 26/08/2026
Looking forward to my date with Paddy and Jack x
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 25/08/2026
Take me back to a simpler time.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was an absolute icon. Massive shame.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 21/08/2026
Nothing like a cancer scare to keep you on your toes. Heaps of tests over the last couple of weeks. All clear today. 🙌 This is why the NHS is brilliant and must be protected at all costs and funded properly.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 20/08/2026
A lot of British men could benefit from reading a copy of this. news.sky.com/video/dont-r...
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'Don't rape, sexually assault or make kissing noises': Asylum seekers warned in guidance about living in UK
UK arrivals have been told to treat women equally, not sexually assault partners or have sex with children in a new Home Office pamphlet. As well as the guidebook, a series of posters have also been d...
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 20/08/2026
So, the person at the centre of the Jason Arday witch hunt, who has been suspended, is a postdoctoral researcher in philosophy and moral sciences. You absolutely could not make this up.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 20/08/2026
Mattel Brick Shop?
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Ohno Smh: Lord Have Mercy Reaction
ALT: Ohno Smh: Lord Have Mercy Reaction
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 20/08/2026
I'm now 10kg down in weight and I'm starting to notice it ☺️
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 20/08/2026
They've opened a fried chicken restaurant at work, and frankly, it's dangerous.
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RuPaul: I Just Want Fried Chicken
ALT: RuPaul: I Just Want Fried Chicken
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 20/08/2026
I couldn't give a single fuck about Harry or any of the royals. Distraction media at its worst. I wonder what bad news is being buried right now.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 19/08/2026
How do I contact “the weather”? I've been rawdogged by a high of 19c for the last week and it's just fucked off completely. I just want cool weather please.
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