Andy @andrewjones.uk · 22/09/2026Mr Blobby taught us that you don't need talent or vocabulary. Just confidence and a great sense of style. 90s icon. 040
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 21/09/2026I have many, many words I could use to describe the person who, at 4:57pm, moved a meeting from 5:00pm to 5:45pm. None of them are suitable for broadcast. 010
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 20/09/2026Being at SNL UK last night was an absolute treat. The X Factor sketch sent me. 091
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 17/09/2026First time on a tube service in a while today. Sights and sounds included: * a drunk guy sleeping in his own piss in St Pancras * a couple having a bust up and apparently splitting up in the middle of a packed train * a man shouting “OH FOR GOD’S SAKE” when a train was held for 30 seconds. 110
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 17/09/2026What is it with conference event security? Basically worse than shopping centre security. 010
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 16/09/2026NYC in a month - had to book in for a sneaky tattoo (or 3) didn't I? 😆 110
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 13/09/2026SNLUK is really getting better week on week. Super strong. Can't wait to be there next week! 030
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 12/09/2026The biggest takeaway from watching Channel 4’s The Jury isn’t the evidence - it’s how consistently a couple of loud men hijack the entire room. Less a verdict by consensus, more a verdict by attrition because everyone else simply ran out of energy to fight them. 000
Reposted by AndyJohn Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 12/09/2026BBC with new, hard-hitting interview with balaclava clad criminals who seized a port: youtu.be/lr_vl62JblQ?...youtu.beJust normal innocent menYouTube video by Maz H 637870
Reposted by AndyNormal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 08/09/2026Israel has explained it's a total coincidence that British airports have been hit by major disruptions within hours of the UK imposing sanctions on Israeli settlements 516158
Reposted by AndyAdam @gaymerchat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Me on Teams calls when i say my webcam is “broke” 0292
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 07/09/2026There's nothing more corporate than trying and failing to submit expenses through an overly complicated system. 🫠 020
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 06/09/2026Coyote vs Acme is great and it's a scandal that it was almost never released as a tax dodge. 020
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 06/09/2026New drag name: Anna Falaxis. Put it up there with Delta Variant. 110
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 05/09/20261. Do we need this? 2. The website looks like it's written by AI tbh. 000
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 05/09/2026This has shades and echos of Russian interference to me. news.sky.com/share/13581633news.sky.comDover protest latest: Hundreds of masked people stop traffic at portDemonstrators clad in black and wearing balaclavas have caused major disruption by blocking roads at the Port of Dover. The government has condemned the "behaviour" of those involved. Follow the lates... 111
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 01/09/2026Reading and Leeds looked awful this weekend. Look, I know I'm getting old. But it was a rock and indie festival. What the hell happened?! 010
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 01/09/2026This is the consistent level of discourse in our politics. It's divisive, creates division, and everyone is guilty of it. Our politicians (current and former) need to do better. 020
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 30/08/2026Avgeek friends! What's Virgin Atlantic like to fly with? Heading to NYC with them in October 😊 000
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 28/08/2026Is it me or have weather forecasts become stupidly unreliable in recent months. The day before, we’ll get 19c. The day comes around and it's 26c. 😒 110
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 26/08/2026Why would you pay $16.6bn if you've not done anything wrong? 🤔 news.sky.com/share/13577349news.sky.comMeta agrees to pay up to $16.6bn to settle social media addiction trialThe landmark trial saw Meta accused of knowingly and deliberately designing features that get children addicted to its platforms. 010
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 21/08/2026Nothing like a cancer scare to keep you on your toes. Heaps of tests over the last couple of weeks. All clear today. 🙌 This is why the NHS is brilliant and must be protected at all costs and funded properly. 031
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 20/08/2026A lot of British men could benefit from reading a copy of this. news.sky.com/video/dont-r...news.sky.com'Don't rape, sexually assault or make kissing noises': Asylum seekers warned in guidance about living in UKUK arrivals have been told to treat women equally, not sexually assault partners or have sex with children in a new Home Office pamphlet. As well as the guidebook, a series of posters have also been d... 231
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 20/08/2026So, the person at the centre of the Jason Arday witch hunt, who has been suspended, is a postdoctoral researcher in philosophy and moral sciences. You absolutely could not make this up. 010
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 20/08/2026Mattel Brick Shop?static.klipy.comOhno Smh: Lord Have Mercy ReactionALT: Ohno Smh: Lord Have Mercy Reaction 010
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 20/08/2026They've opened a fried chicken restaurant at work, and frankly, it's dangerous.static.klipy.comRuPaul: I Just Want Fried ChickenALT: RuPaul: I Just Want Fried Chicken 000
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 20/08/2026I couldn't give a single fuck about Harry or any of the royals. Distraction media at its worst. I wonder what bad news is being buried right now. 000
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 19/08/2026How do I contact “the weather”? I've been rawdogged by a high of 19c for the last week and it's just fucked off completely. I just want cool weather please. 000