Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Quick note. As far as I understand this regards criminal punishment. It does not address inadmissibility and deportability. 0287
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I never expected Donald Trump to solve a single of my problems, but of all the problem's I didn't expect him to solve "How do I get the dem consultants to link Trump and the GOP so we might maybe win the midterms" was not one of them. 000
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Glad he gave up on that whole becoming President nonsense. 000
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026static.klipy.comyou played count the riceALT: you played count the rice 110
Reposted by Enrique BedlamElizabeth Grattan @egrattan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My teen and I have a slight disagreement on this so I’m asking you. Please share and weigh in with replies. Thank you. This is of great importance. “There can be no such thing as Ethical *GENERATIVE* AI”. Generative being the key word.static.klipy.comMan's Yes, No, and Thoughtful ExpressionsALT: Man's Yes, No, and Thoughtful Expressions 311
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Come 2027 the only thing that won't give you the shits are laxatives. 020
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I have seen enough brainrot tiktok to tell you this is going to be spectacularly bad. 131
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Hey so, is the a term for the opposite of Jury Nullification? 240
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Frankly a little embarrassed at being clocked this bad. They even got my city. 010
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Man who wished it on lots of anyone's has opinions. 040
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 01/09/2026America has a minotaur. Before we kept it in the labyrinth and there was a system for who we fed to it. Now the new king is letting it wander the market and eat people at random in broad daylight. But it's just as hungry as it was under the old king, and getting ate is bad no matter how it happens. 010
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My favorite part is genuinely not knowing if he knows this is fake and is posting it to try to troll like a 12 year old or someone made it for him and he doesn't know it's fake like the demented grandpa he is. 040
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Ok so like FUCK ice, I don't think Milo should be deported but nobody has worked to fight me on making this happen harder then Milo. 161
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Name my favorite Bob? From both the show and the books.static.klipy.comRed Skull Glowing in DarknessALT: Red Skull Glowing in Darkness 120
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Ahahaha that's right motherfuckers! Your stinky baby court has no power here anymore! You wanted Chevron gone? Enjoy hijos de puta! 170
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Was not expecting Spooky in Love to make me ugly cry like that this morning but there we go. Very fun watch. Recommend 000
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 22/08/2026If your friend is going to have a political existential breakdown, I recommend they be as eloquent and knowledgeable as A Park in his. 040
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I would love to know the Bible verses needed to understand The Great Gatsby, Old Man and the Sea, A raisin in the Sun, the works of Edgar Allen Poe, the works of Mark Twain, the works of Ambrose Beirce, Catcher in the Rye, To Kill a mockingbird, the works of HP Lovecraft, The works of Ray Bradbery.. 180
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 19/08/2026HOLY SHIT! Florida can maybe have nice things! Time to go all in on hope and hope it makes waves up and downballot. 092
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 19/08/2026*Sigh* I guess I gotta drag the man who lost to Charlie Crist across the finish line. Yay jolly? Still hoping for Nixon. 030
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I don't expect good things out of Florida, but it would be real nice if we picked Foster and Nixon for Florida today. 020
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Man I'm so glad I played Moonlight Peaks last night instead of Rogue Trader or Expedition 33 like I was debating. Yeah I'm fine. Chilling in a cozy vampire town and farming Blood Tomatoes. 010
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Ok but if I ever get a time machine and can't change things with it, step one is bringing Ben Franklin to the present to introduce him to online pornography and R rated movies. 020
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Consultants: We need a Joe Rogan of the left Wait no not like that! 010
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 07/08/2026All that money and he let her fly right now? 220
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 06/08/2026AI really pulling out all the stops to convince us it's a good thing. 030
Reposted by Enrique BedlamG. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 03/08/2026There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are. 8188812759
Reposted by Enrique BedlamSarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Ok so this lady says solar panels are getting built on "the most productive farmland" in her area. Which just ain't true at all. It ain't true here in NC either. Where I ALSO hear that talking point over & over again. Smells like astroturf! So let's get the dirt on solar farms & dirt ✨ 291181346
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I did not know that Dr Fauci was a fellow church goer at Our Lady of The Perpetual Shut The Fuck Up Friday. 150
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 28/07/2026This is true. You can see hell from most parts in Florida if you dig a lil hole in the ground. You hear the screams out of most golf holes and I bet forcing them to look at Mar a largo is a favored activity down there. 050
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 28/07/2026One can always tell the difference between free speech and freeze peach proponents. The former see it as a matter of legal ethics and the later as a matter of social ethics. 030
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Tell me Will Stancil has no idea what a gallon of milk costs without telling me...static.klipy.comLucille Bluth: What Could a Banana Cost?ALT: Lucille Bluth: What Could a Banana Cost? 0161
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Just started Witch Hat Atelier and my GOD the bisexual thirst I have for this gentle one sunglass man.static.klipy.comQifrey Witch Hat AtelierALT: Qifrey Witch Hat Atelier 0130
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 20/07/2026The odds are not 0 the first ICE agent buried eats a tainted burger, gets a case of the Trumps and explosively shits himself to death. 050
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I have a joke about Polyphemus but Nobody gets it. 041
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 15/07/2026@akivamcohen.bsky.social, an odd favor. I have a challenge cookoff coming up and I need to know as the person who taught me about Shakshuka. What can you tell me about Amba and how to best use it? 140
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Ok so we are just openly Know-Nothings now...static.klipy.comRuben Rabasa in ITYSL: He Admit It!ALT: Ruben Rabasa in ITYSL: He Admit It! 140
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Buddy I'm Cuban. The worst insult I can give that man is he isn't worth banging pota and pans for when he dies. 021
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 12/07/2026*Stares in immigration law* Yeah, no. That was the case for a lot of it, but not all of it. 020
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham just died. Good. I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people. ENRIQUE J BEDLAM. 050
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Post a cartoon series you love Mines about TRAUMA.static.klipy.comWammawink CentaurworldALT: Wammawink Centaurworld 010
Reposted by Enrique BedlamEnrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Hey Bluesky, it’s been a while since I did an immigration lawsplainer on account of the whole general everything being on fire vibe that our immigration law has been lately. Everything keeps happening and I would kinda love if it stopped. Just for a little.media.tenor.coma cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire .ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire . 2246
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 10/07/2026IMMIGRATION PEEPS. Someone at my firm apparently got a C18 EAD approval from an application from last April. No card yet but watching to see if these are finally flowing again. 010
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Deliveries at $4,000? SHIT with Trump's healthcare system the way it is, I am gonna start teaching white women Spanish so they can get in on this 6K+ discount on delivery charges. 020
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Mitch McConnell is fine. He and I had dirty, rough and frankly distressingly kinky sex and he lasted 20 minutes before he came and then left to take a nap. 150
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I see the Darth Jar Jar stans plan to have Collins laugh herself to death is working. 130
Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 06/07/2026youtu.be/CXQJFPzHx_M?...youtu.beVENDING MACHINE OF LOVE | The Theme from OnlyCansYouTube video by The Stupendium 121