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Springtime for Hegseth

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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 3m
Was macaroni a reference to the orange fake bronzer?
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 2h
A word, a very old-fashioned word, I actually invented the word.
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 3h
"Do ethics reform without doing anything about the most corrupt piece of shit of them all", real galaxy brained stuff.
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 7h
I always appreciate a good inappropriate use of quotation marks.
A sign that says

No smoking

It is against the law to smoke in these premises.

'Please extinguish your cigarette before entering the building'

The "please extinguish..." bit is in unnecessary quotation marks.
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 14h
For a lot of Americans the overall tax load (federal/state income tax, any local income tax, property tax, etc) isn't even that different from a lot of European countries.
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 20h
Especially given how in a lot of places the main thing fire departments are responding to now is car crashes, not structure fires.
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Andy Samberg's Jizz In My Pants Face
ALT: Andy Samberg's Jizz In My Pants Face
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's happened in a bunch of American cities.
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Likely also not in habitable condition.
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I only know who he is because he used to post on the IGN message boards. I don't remember if I encountered him on there but everyone I know who did and remembers him says he was an asshole on there 20 years ago too.
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had Japanese ones that legit tasted like steak, should give these a try to compare.
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Softcore porn ballot harvesting?
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Unless it's a hurricane.
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He's not banning student events. He's saying no city permits for any student event, like if it requires a street closure or something. The city can't block an event that's just in an on campus building or whatever.
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is this just a picture of the space hotel from For All Mankind?
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Make me president and I'll mandate that drink bottles have the lids that stay attached to the bottle like they have in Europe.
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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Republican Party with Trump at its head is a conspiracy against the United States Constitution
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Even for that what you needed from high school trig was just not a lot. And eventually you start using complex exponentials more than normal trig functions.
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You do wind up needing some fucky trig identities to complete certain integrals but even for my master's professors would usually either give you a trig identities sheet or let you bring in a note card for exams, not make you memorize them. I could rattle some off back then from frequent use though.
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I did physics in college. Did not get to do any proofs based math because I switched from political studies a year in at a liberal arts college so literally did not have time for it to still graduate on time with the distribution requirements.
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I also wanna say we spent an inordinate amount of time on trigonometry when it's really a few weeks' worth of content at the most.
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I had a 9th grade geometry class in New Jersey... It was the one time in high school I remember seeing proofs. I haven't done any other proofs based math classes but from what I understand it was probably a pretty bad representation of what actual proofs based math is actually like.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
listen everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s notable that the purportedly liberal news outlet consigns Noem’s very well documented relationship with Lewandowski to the status of a disavowed rumor and buries it in the last paragraph of this report on her divorce filing. www.ms.now/news/kristi-...
ms.now
Kristi Noem files for divorce from Bryon Noem
The announcement of the separation comes six months after a bombshell tabloid photo leak of her husband, Bryon Noem.
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've seen better posture in Silent Hill.
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It is actually completely clear from context clues.
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But seriously it's pretty wild remembering the romance cards and thinking why they thought those were a good idea. They already kinda-sorta knew early on given they censored them lol.
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bring back the romance cards but make them Gwent cards?
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wow I can't believe America would commit treason like this.
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seen in JFK airport. Wild how this is actually just a gigantic conspiracy theory.
POW MIA conspiracy theory display set up in JFK
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"I see that you know your judo well."
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026
This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dedra Meero being interrogated
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I honestly think a lot of motorists don't even register there's these drivers pulling the same exact psycho shit on other motorists as gets pulled on cyclists and pedestrians because it doesn't process as completely terrifying when it's done to you while you're wrapped in your own car.
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In Los Angeles would get a lot of this with people gunning it as soon as the light changed, speeding from the right turn lane and narrowly avoiding slamming into the parked cars just to cut you off by exactly the one car length and then sit at the next red with you.
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's especially gratifying when you get to the light and pull right up next to the person who was wildly whipping around you narrowly cutting you off and making you hit your brakes to avoid hitting them.
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can't believe I'm saying this but great point mister president sir
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fox News just did a long segment on this Jack Smith hearing and, you're never going to be believe this, but they didn't play any of Schmitt embarrassing himself.
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dehumidifiers can help but in addition to being a mixed bag on how much they help since they all throw off heat, you run into the same problem of needing to manually dump it all the time since you probably can't just drain it out a window or something.
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh and because it was a unit just sitting on the floor I had to empty it all the time. Got a big clear storage bin (so I could see how full it was easily) that I'd have to dump into the tub every two-three days during heatwaves. So you can't just leave it running at like 78 when you're not home.
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As is with the single hose with the window attachment oriented vertically I had to block my bedroom window with flattened cardboard boxes. Tried that darkened window film but it started coming off in less than a week. Also, could not get a good seal on the window attachment so lots of waste there.
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Could've bought a dual hose from not-Costco that used two removable hoses, but it was already really fucking unwieldy running that single hose up to the window, I wouldn't have been able to close my blinds at all, and was unwilling to buy from not-Costco because they all suck and break/leak/etc.
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mine also could not take any of the dual hose ones because of how high up the bedroom ceiling (that opens horizontally) was. Costco's dual hose unit options are generally built in and meant to orient sideways = no chance. Had to buy a longer single hose than came with mine to get it to reach.
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I moved there in 2015 and left in 2025. I think 2015 was already a meaningful climate change difference from 2005 but still mostly one-off hot days. By 2025 it'd be a week straight at a time. Extent to which you could really feel the humidity increased a lot those 10 years too, especially at night.
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A lot of these legacy apartments (including mine) also have weird windows that can't accommodate a normal window unit, so you're stuck getting portable floor units, which even if you get a better dual hose one are still way shittier and more inefficient than a normal window unit.
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
warmest room in the apartment but I'm not sure if that was intentional for aforementioned winter reasons or just a coincidence. Modern construction DOES have modern HVAC out there, but the housing stock skews extremely old thanks to decades of NIMBYism.
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Springtime for Hegseth @schroedinger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bedroom (one of the most comically energy inefficient ways to heat a room). But didn't even have a ceiling fan. In the climate the housing stock was built for the only real concern was people dying of exposure from cold winds coming directly off the ocean during the winter. The bedroom was the
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