John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 17hme: *feels bad* also me: *decides to see what's up on reddit* #dumb 030
John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 29/09/2026Someone needs to ask these AI assholes exactly *how* their autocorrect machines will end humanity. What are the exact mechanisms? Make them say those words out loud so we can all see just how fucking stupid they sound. 370
John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 29/09/2026If the Phillies eventually face the Cubs in the playoffs, you should know that he doesn't really care about them, so fire away. 011
John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 29/09/2026Nighttime drone shots of America’s most beautiful city, fuck yeah 030
John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 29/09/2026Odunze starting to have the whiff of bust on him. You’re a ninth overall pick, young man. 110
John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 28/09/2026Got my mail-in ballot today here in the free state of Illinois. There is no seriously contested race where I live, but I will still cherish filling in each and every circle, even for the 443 judges. 070
Reposted by John ScholvinGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 28/09/2026IT'S OFFICIAL. The progressive members of the Chicago City Council (looking at you, @andrefor40th.bsky.social) stopped ICE's cruelest, most notorious charter airline, Omni Air International. news.wttw.com/2026/09/28/f...news.wttw.comFirm Set to Buy Chicago’s Parking Meters Sells Airline That Carried Out DeportationsMore than a dozen progressive members of the City Council said they would not vote in favor of the deal unless the firm sold Omni Air, threatening the completion of the deal involving the city’s 36,00... 6811253
Reposted by John ScholvinJohnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA. Learned a lot, watching this. 3324321152
John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 28/09/2026Nantz sounds reenergized now that he doesn’t have to drag Romo’s dumb ass around anymore 130
John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 27/09/2026It's not important in the big scheme, but it's another thing he's taken away. 020
John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 27/09/2026I want to turn on the president's cup but I'm afraid that guy is still there and might be on my tv 160
John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 27/09/2026The controversy is a Rolling Stone writer who says that people who claim they haven't heard it are 1) lying and 2) making some kind of cultural statement. 110
John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 27/09/2026I think it's simple: if you still listen to a lot of terrestrial radio, you've heard it, and if you don't, you haven't. 030
Reposted by John ScholvinMarc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Every few months we get people extrapolating from a sports clip to determine some guy in the stands needs to get dumped and his wife/girlfriend to upgrade, and every time there's a post-din reveal that says quite a few of you need to touch grass 1030358
John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 25/09/2026Seems like a very straightforward prosecution? Why is he not in the fucking can already? 120
John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 25/09/2026So did The Sopranos not qualify as a TV show or something? What the fuck? 370
Reposted by John Scholvinex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026All of BlueSky right now: "Am I out of touch? No, it's the pop charts that are wrong." 2733927
John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 24/09/2026The bridge in Huey Lewis' "The Power Of Love" is one of the musical highlights of that decade. Send skeet. 060
John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 23/09/2026She's at the top of the list of internet friends I stlil have to meet in person. By a wide margin. (She won't see this, right? that might be weird) 020
John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 23/09/2026It's just another link in the apparently infinite chain of mind-boggling things he's gotten away with, but literally any other president who ordered the FBI to stop investigating a sitting senator for bribery would have resulted in at least three impeachments by the weekend. 061
Reposted by John ScholvinEd Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A useful way to think about it is to imagine a republican candidate saying one thing that you liked, agreeing with you on exactly one issue. That would totally work, right? Donald Trump announces he’s for one thing you are also for and then you vote for him. See how stupid it sounds. 922840
John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 21/09/2026Bless that man who stayed with the victim and called for help. 090
John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 20/09/2026Maybe best case here is a bad hamstring pull. Sometimes we see that without contact. 110
John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 20/09/2026That's what I saw, too. And zero weight on that leg as he left the field. Whatever it is, it's bad. 110
John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 20/09/2026I hate to speculate, but that's in play. ACL and the like doesn't usually happen without contact. 110