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John Scholvin

@scholvin.com
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Renaissance nerd. Cracked polystyrene man. Proud Chicagoan. I write words on scholvin.com. he/him. Chinga la migra. Posts here are auto-deleted. Trolls/bad vibes are auto-blocked.

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 4h
The ZipRecruiter jingle is kind of a bop
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 7h
Somebody check for garbage cans
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 17h
me: *feels bad* also me: *decides to see what's up on reddit* #dumb
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 30/09/2026
It shocked me
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 29/09/2026
That's probably it. I want them to say it.
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 29/09/2026
Someone needs to ask these AI assholes exactly *how* their autocorrect machines will end humanity. What are the exact mechanisms? Make them say those words out loud so we can all see just how fucking stupid they sound.
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 29/09/2026
If the Phillies eventually face the Cubs in the playoffs, you should know that he doesn't really care about them, so fire away.
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 29/09/2026
Goodwill: spent.
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 29/09/2026
Will listen at work tomorrow.
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 29/09/2026
Chicago. Pope.
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 29/09/2026
Pope Bob effect going strong
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 29/09/2026
Nighttime drone shots of America’s most beautiful city, fuck yeah
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 29/09/2026
I’m an influencer.
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 29/09/2026
Odunze starting to have the whiff of bust on him. You’re a ninth overall pick, young man.
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 29/09/2026
No
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 28/09/2026
Got my mail-in ballot today here in the free state of Illinois. There is no seriously contested race where I live, but I will still cherish filling in each and every circle, even for the 443 judges.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 28/09/2026
IT'S OFFICIAL. The progressive members of the Chicago City Council (looking at you, @andrefor40th.bsky.social) stopped ICE's cruelest, most notorious charter airline, Omni Air International. news.wttw.com/2026/09/28/f...
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Firm Set to Buy Chicago’s Parking Meters Sells Airline That Carried Out Deportations
More than a dozen progressive members of the City Council said they would not vote in favor of the deal unless the firm sold Omni Air, threatening the completion of the deal involving the city’s 36,00...
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA. Learned a lot, watching this.
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 28/09/2026
Having a great game helped. It’s a good pairing!
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 28/09/2026
Fair
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 28/09/2026
I don’t think Madonna is OK.
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 28/09/2026
Nantz sounds reenergized now that he doesn’t have to drag Romo’s dumb ass around anymore
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 27/09/2026
It's not important in the big scheme, but it's another thing he's taken away.
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 27/09/2026
I want to turn on the president's cup but I'm afraid that guy is still there and might be on my tv
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 27/09/2026
The controversy is a Rolling Stone writer who says that people who claim they haven't heard it are 1) lying and 2) making some kind of cultural statement.
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 27/09/2026
I think it's simple: if you still listen to a lot of terrestrial radio, you've heard it, and if you don't, you haven't.
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 27/09/2026
It’s a song. It can’t hurt you. Be brave.
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 27/09/2026
love too have ~that~ extend into the weekend
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 26/09/2026
Gratuitous em dash spotted
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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every few months we get people extrapolating from a sports clip to determine some guy in the stands needs to get dumped and his wife/girlfriend to upgrade, and every time there's a post-din reveal that says quite a few of you need to touch grass
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 25/09/2026
friends, this was ~a week~
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 25/09/2026
Seems like a very straightforward prosecution? Why is he not in the fucking can already?
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 25/09/2026
Oh ok.
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 25/09/2026
So did The Sopranos not qualify as a TV show or something? What the fuck?
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 25/09/2026
🌮
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 25/09/2026
No, really, it’s that good.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All of BlueSky right now: "Am I out of touch? No, it's the pop charts that are wrong."
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 24/09/2026
The bridge in Huey Lewis' "The Power Of Love" is one of the musical highlights of that decade. Send skeet.
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 23/09/2026
She's at the top of the list of internet friends I stlil have to meet in person. By a wide margin. (She won't see this, right? that might be weird)
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 23/09/2026
It's just another link in the apparently infinite chain of mind-boggling things he's gotten away with, but literally any other president who ordered the FBI to stop investigating a sitting senator for bribery would have resulted in at least three impeachments by the weekend.
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 23/09/2026
Feeling it IRL too. It's dank out there right now
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 21/09/2026
He's approaching the Alan Keyes line.
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 21/09/2026
It could happen.
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 21/09/2026
Ooooh he’s gonna be BIG MAD.
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A useful way to think about it is to imagine a republican candidate saying one thing that you liked, agreeing with you on exactly one issue. That would totally work, right? Donald Trump announces he’s for one thing you are also for and then you vote for him. See how stupid it sounds.
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 21/09/2026
Bless that man who stayed with the victim and called for help.
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 20/09/2026
That ended the only way it could.
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 20/09/2026
Maybe best case here is a bad hamstring pull. Sometimes we see that without contact.
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 20/09/2026
That's what I saw, too. And zero weight on that leg as he left the field. Whatever it is, it's bad.
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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 20/09/2026
I hate to speculate, but that's in play. ACL and the like doesn't usually happen without contact.
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