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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 44m

Somebody check for garbage cans

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 11h

me: *feels bad* also me: *decides to see what's up on reddit* #dumb

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 29/09/2026

Someone needs to ask these AI assholes exactly *how* their autocorrect machines will end humanity. What are the exact mechanisms? Make them say those words out loud so we can all see just how fucking stupid they sound.

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 29/09/2026

Nighttime drone shots of America’s most beautiful city, fuck yeah

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 29/09/2026

Odunze starting to have the whiff of bust on him. You’re a ninth overall pick, young man.

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 28/09/2026

Got my mail-in ballot today here in the free state of Illinois. There is no seriously contested race where I live, but I will still cherish filling in each and every circle, even for the 443 judges.

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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA. Learned a lot, watching this.

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 28/09/2026

I don’t think Madonna is OK.

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 28/09/2026

Nantz sounds reenergized now that he doesn’t have to drag Romo’s dumb ass around anymore

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 27/09/2026

I want to turn on the president's cup but I'm afraid that guy is still there and might be on my tv

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 27/09/2026

It’s a song. It can’t hurt you. Be brave.

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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Every few months we get people extrapolating from a sports clip to determine some guy in the stands needs to get dumped and his wife/girlfriend to upgrade, and every time there's a post-din reveal that says quite a few of you need to touch grass

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 25/09/2026

friends, this was ~a week~

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 25/09/2026

So did The Sopranos not qualify as a TV show or something? What the fuck?

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 25/09/2026

No, really, it’s that good.

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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

All of BlueSky right now: "Am I out of touch? No, it's the pop charts that are wrong."

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 24/09/2026

The bridge in Huey Lewis' "The Power Of Love" is one of the musical highlights of that decade. Send skeet.

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 23/09/2026

It's just another link in the apparently infinite chain of mind-boggling things he's gotten away with, but literally any other president who ordered the FBI to stop investigating a sitting senator for bribery would have resulted in at least three impeachments by the weekend.

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 21/09/2026

Ooooh he’s gonna be BIG MAD.

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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A useful way to think about it is to imagine a republican candidate saying one thing that you liked, agreeing with you on exactly one issue. That would totally work, right? Donald Trump announces he’s for one thing you are also for and then you vote for him. See how stupid it sounds.

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 20/09/2026

That ended the only way it could.

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 20/09/2026

Guess we don't need that Bears parade route blocked off just yet

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 20/09/2026

Starting to think some folks here are stoking panic over absurd hypotheticals as an engagement strategy. A bad look!

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 20/09/2026

This big mouthed Fox crew is openly rooting for Colorado. May as well be singing the fight song between downs. A truly awful broadcast.

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 20/09/2026

Again I have to say, the Big Ten commercial where the logos pop up across the country absolutely rules

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 19/09/2026

Filling up the tank feels like a futures trade.

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 18/09/2026

20yo me would take one look at this situation, hop a fence at O’Hare, and jump into a jet engine. But I think that says more about that stupid, myopic kid than it does about the life I live today.

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drmag00 @drmag00.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

To achieve this, we will cut funding for public transportation, tear out bike lanes, force people to work five days a week in an office, and reduce investment in electric cars.

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 17/09/2026

I rarely understand the discourse; I never understand the meta-discourse.

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 17/09/2026

Ghosts appear and fade away

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 17/09/2026

This is one reason I find the left-lib panic on here about Johnson pulling some shenanigans in January to refuse to seat the new House, or whatever, to be fucking ridiculous. That guy is the single biggest chickenshit wandering the Capitol. He doesn't have it in him.

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 16/09/2026

25bps rate hike for fed funds, 3.75 -> 4.00. Odds of It Happening are up sharply on the news.

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Da Bears @chicagobearsx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

What you've all been waiting for ‼️

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 13/09/2026

"We staged this photo for engagement"

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 13/09/2026

Watching the Big Ten network and just saw an attack ad for a race where I’ve never heard of either candidate. Googled it, it’s a House race in Orange Country (CA). That’s just setting money on fire, isn’t it? 99% of this audience can’t vote and doesn’t care.

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 11/09/2026

You know what still slaps? Survivor's second album, PREMONITION. Poor Man's Son, Summer Nights. Bangers! Dig that guitar tone. And Bickler's vocals! Hell yeah. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAP0...

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Poor Man's Son

YouTube video by Survivor - Topic

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 11/09/2026

If you'd told me that day that exactly 25 years from then I'd be at Logan on a sunny morning, waiting to board an American Airlines cross-country flight...man, idk. I don't know if there's any deeper insight to pull. The world keeps turning, you gotta find a way to turn with it.

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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

What level of sociopathy is it when your reaction to people being underwhelmed by your product is pivoting to "Actually it's so powerful it might kill everyone."

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 09/09/2026

I used to think the Butlerian Jihad was one of the less likely bits in the Dune universe. Now I believe it’s imminent.

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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Data centers

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 08/09/2026

Victoria Groce is a superhuman. Engineered. Not like us.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/09/2026

anyway i think DC statehood is a non negotiable. only way to give DC residents the tools to protect themselves.

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 07/09/2026

Anti-vaxxers are child murderers. They don’t get a seat at the table.

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 06/09/2026

Sometimes it just feels like the bad guys are never gonna lose again.

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 06/09/2026

The bravehearts at Google and Apple probably have the changeset ready to push to production. Yummy boots!

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 05/09/2026

It has been...instructive...to read comments and subreddits about a planned infrastructure project here, and to learn exactly what people in the larger area think of my community, and its inhabitants.

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 05/09/2026

I know it’s a high bar but hear me out: having cops accompany coaches to the postgame handshake is the dumbest thing in American football

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